M59
New Gallery/Album
June 06 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know there's websites where you get paid to do surveys?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is catered for in peoples profiles- enough of a laugh is catered for in there. There not funny they are downright scary!! OP
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RHP User
14 years ago
I thought that's what RedHot Pics was for. Don't they have a theme or something?? Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' The Themed gallery in Hot Pics I will look into it, see if it was some thing I was thinking of not seen those before
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RHP User
14 years ago
I dont see a problem... refreshing and something to look froward to...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Perhaps a carnival of flowers,orchids.lillies,strathyllums,anthuriums,iris,many petaled bloomsx Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just had a vision of va jay jays being used as vases...with a carnival of flowers sprouting out from them....
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RHP User
14 years ago
theres more than enough space in our private galleries to cater for this...matter of fact, some of us have silly pics already, that we share now n then..........a fourth gallery to maintain is just more...of the same...
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RHP User
14 years ago
1. Would you be for or against it? Against2. If against what reason if any? There is already two galleries where you can put up any photo you wish, keep the forums for well FORUMS, not a forum/photo gallery3. Would you join in the fun and also post a picture? No, evidently I don't have a pretty penis and no amount of garnish will improve it4. Would you visit the said gallery/album if it got of the ground? Maybe once or twice if it did happen, and then after that only if word got out of some really ridiculous picture that everyone is pissing themselves laughing at5. Can you think of a name for this gallery/album? "My Fun Bits need improvement so I dressed them up"6. Any other ideas you may have in relation to this suggestion? Nope
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fairtheewell' Is catered for in peoples profiles- enough of a laugh is catered for in there. There not funny they are downright scary!! OP tell me that my poor Aithon scared you of the track that took hours to get it all right then try and get a picture without any thing falling of then balancing a set of weights on him and get a picture and keep still before the roll of then the pain from the daft toilet roll for few days after had to go get some soothing gel and hand lotion before he would even talk to me again after that... what an embarrassment going into a pharmacy asking for some thing safe to put on a totally scratched pecker ha wont be going to that pharmacy any more I'll give you the tip thank the powers that be he never spat at me when nursing him better I was going to say some thing nice in a PM but as usual near every profile I go to it says come back later
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fairthewell, just scary!! It nearly got to the point last weekend where I had to log off to read the Forum.I worry about the headspace of people who feel the need to do this.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
I apologise caitsidhe,I should have said,images of vaginas similar to the flower paintings of Georgia O'keefe....some very artfull photography would be required.It could be exteremely erotic...and a little different...I do like the vagina as a vase idea too though. A different kind of Orrefors xHugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have been suffering all day trying to get these damn Rose thorns out of my va jay jay...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well ,as long as they smell and taste good...what's a little pain.....lmao...x Hugs H...shall I rub a little soothing cream on it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mrs.P ,he will just give you the bird....lmao...funniest things I have seen all weekx Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Would the pecker's first name be Woody?x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Quoting 'Hesione' Mrs.P ,he will just give you the bird....lmao...funniest things I have seen all weekx Hugs H Just so long as he watches where he puts his pecker Hesione. Hehehe hugs... Mrs P Quoting 'Hesione' Would the pecker's first name be Woody?x Hugs H ladies are creasing me up herego on Hesione get the vase out, draniums if you dont mind - dont want my plumage getting all caught up in the thorns of roses
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RHP User
14 years ago
Will change my profile pic for the night............couldn't think of anything else........yet Cass xxxThanks for the laugh Angry Aithon- Oh why oh why did you name your penis lol! I still crack up after being offered 'Bruno' by a man hahahaha!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nice work, you little naughty onewhy did a I name him, what else can I call the thing, one day ready for joust in full armour another in the gym lifting weights then here as an angry birdAithon is the leader of the 4 firehorses, I am the heedlesshorseman thought apropriate dont call him that every dayhave other names too and he's my mate, what do you call your mates - pussy???? lol jest obviouslyI know many dont like it when one has a name for it but well I do due to how I play about saying that angry cock probably would have gone down pretty good too heytried uploading the funiest video but you have to do it all live, to hard to do again but would have been good if i got the saved one up herehehehe no really funny never mind keep it in case the guidlines change
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ooooooh I just had another idea ;)Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'multiples_xxx' Ooooooh I just had another idea ;)Cass xxx all good having instant posting but I want instant pictures too, going to be a long wait for this one Cass, only because I want to see it alreadylol
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RHP User
14 years ago
unsure about that think some rounding up needs to be done
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ive tried to ignore but that bloody bird is everywhere in the forums. Im all for artistic bent etc but stuffed toy on end of cock does disturb me for some inane reason. It seems where ever I peruse in these forums that pic pops up so I can't escape it!!I agree with Felonius and others..save it for your gallery..for the love of god (!?!) PLEASE!!!!Feels I need to donate to the prevention of cruelty to inaminate ( stole that word from tart de jour) stuffed creatures everywhere
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bloody hell Headless, are you rooting an angry bird up the arse in your profile picture? LMFAO. Do you have a collection of stuffed toys? Blow up dolls? :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Would have looked better if the bird was eating your worm. Just saying.
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RHP User
14 years ago
you see flossylolwell you guys dont want a seperate gallery so this what happensthis one however can be seen by all including guest's so it is obviously not that bad or RHP would privatise it a littlestop complaining and come fly with me
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RHP User
14 years ago
Goodness the mind boggles. Flossy? A stuffed cow? Mmm so are you going to be deep throating a stuffed cow toys udders in the next shot? Sounds good. :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
pealedlolMe I am into laughter, not really stuffed animalsand wait till i find what some one has requested that would be a killerjust having issues finding parts to fit
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RHP User
14 years ago
Parts to fit your knob? What about a blender? Have a horror theme going ;-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fuck that, eh? ;D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Parts to fit your knob? What about a blender? Have a horror theme going ;-) come take the pics and clean the mess, give it a go for a laugh(might be a dolls house blender though)
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RHP User
14 years ago
that are not so happy about it I was in a relationship for 13yrs with quite a highly educated lady, great girl but could not release some of my inner jokes and antics didn't quite suit the relationship - dont get me wrong we could of stayed together just the love seemed to go disapear - so now its time to make up for those years mess around a little and joke around a little - believe me I can be pretty serious if I feel the need or the situation warrants it sure as shit I'm going to have some fun before I can't any more even if only one other can laugh and chuckle or brightens there day to one or few that get upset so be it - 3 contradictory comments so far verses 8+ funny ones and a couple of others that actually joined in too and two of the not so happy ones made comments about not having a gallery or there is already one but that is theme based they may not be my theme I was just looking for daft novelty things for a laugh the whole reason for having another album in the pics section where red hot, armature etc are if you’re not happy about me posting a profile one like this yet also won’t support a gallery for this type of laughter and jest - not really playing the game are you - is it like this in relationships where one wont compromise or budge of there perch but stand fast work as a team but do it your way, as I don't see an "I" in team at least I tried to source another option so those wont get upset, and some go against both options so leaves me no choice but to play as I do and joke around when I feel like a laugh you may think I am selfish as I am thinking of me, I don’t feel that way and considering the plus comments to the upset ones over the last week and a bit when I started this caper there are more that laugh than sigh have a great day to every one, and I am not upset just saying you can’t have the best of both worlds as I will play and joke when I have the urge in many ways just as you all post with different opinions on the various subjects/threads HH xox
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm so annoyed that being a guest doesn't protect me from the angry bird!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Please RHP?!
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RHP User
14 years ago
There is a saying....small things amuse small minds.I was trying to just ignore this, hoping it would go away....alas it hasnt.
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RHP User
14 years ago
We gave an opinion.Since Im on a roll...Its not something that I want to look at when I'm reading a topic plain and simple.Keep it in your main picks if you must, if you tickle people's funnybone with your written humour Im sure they'll take a peek at your profile to see what makes you tick. Fact of the matter is you are a prolific poster..you are everywhere. It's not like when you see those godawful cock shots when you randomly search profiles or someone checks out yours that you can quickly skip over..I can't escape it in here.Other option that would be good is as Krissy says a way to block peoples profiles pics. Im a paid up member so I want to keep the privilige of looking at the cocks that appeal to MY senses..
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RHP User
14 years ago
It has come to my attention that you are upsetting the sensibilities of members of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Inanimate Objects. Please refrain from upsetting them further and only subject them to unadorned picures of your penis. Frills and furbellows as well as soft cuddly objects should be sequestered. Please remember that the aforementioned members of this society have all had a humour bypass and frivolty will not be tolerated. sincerely yours Dame Hesione president R.S.P.C I.O.
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RHP User
14 years ago
All the folk- women and men, who are saying "please stop, you are hurting our eyes"...have been spoilt!For me, personally I know I have seen some amazing Dress Up Cock pics!And the naked cock to begin with is amazing...all on its own, didnt really need any window dressing.The man that owns that cock....has a fabulous sense of humour and so does his cock...his Cockzilla is one of my favorites!His good looking cock is only enhanced by some fun props. .I have seen the best and laughed along with its owner....not at him .
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RHP User
14 years ago
I don't find the chicken head so bad... But have to be honest the thoughts going through my head is probably not what Headless is after. Look, Hesione if the guy wants to dress up his cock good on him. Why not ... It's better than an actual cock shot. I am not a fan of those. Meah, so I am a little conservative but I find some cocks fugly. Still think the blender idea is a good one. :) Or maybe take Hesione's pic and put a dripping branch on it. Then it can be a cock in a tree.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your profile name seems quite accurate! Listen I've had my say on your antics a few times already.I like sillyness and fun banter as much as anyone, but you seem to have this inateability to overstep the bounds every time.Like an adolescent schoolboy, who defies any sense of good taste or boundaries.Time to grow up sport.Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
If only it had come with extraction of eyeballs as well we'd have been set!!! Quoting 'Hesione' It has come to my attention that you are upsetting the sensibilities of members of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Inanimate Objects. Please refrain from upsetting them further and only subject them to unadorned picures of your penis. Frills and furbellows as well as soft cuddly objects should be sequestered. Please remember that the aforementioned members of this society have all had a humour bypass and frivolty will not be tolerated. sincerely yours Dame Hesione president R.S.P.C I.O.
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RHP User
14 years ago
There are many accessories available on the market to cater to those that wish to insert their penises into something other than a vagina. Apart from the obvious objects such as latex pussies and anuses such as fleshlights, there is now a range for those whose tastes run to a little more out of the ordinary. In my dungeon I have an inflatable sheep I call Waldo. He resembles a sheep shaped beach ball and comes complete with two orifices - one for penile insertion and the other for a small device that makes a "baaaa baaaa" noise on impact when the user thrusts into the sheep. Other inflatable animals are available also.My reason for owning Waldo is that I use him as a tool for humiliation. In no way am I advocating beastiality or abnormal paraphilia. The use of children's toys as sexual aids, although sometimes seen as a fetish, is not one I condone or participate in as I don't consider it appropriate.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Got to hand it to you Headless, you have found a novel way of getting everyone to look at your dick, although judging from some replies here some women will never look at a pic from you again whilst others seem to be salivating! So tell me, has this fetish of yours about shoving your dick into kids toys a recent thing or is it from your childhood? Me, I much prefer a woman to a stuffed toy! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mrs P, I concur and have been entertained by Heedless having a creative splurge with his cock dress-ups. Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Thanks for injecting some fun in the forums for me at least. Thanks to you I've had more laughs in the past weeks than I've had in the forums for a long time. Sometimes things here get so serious, it's boring with people complaining about so many different things so much of the time. I hope you keep being yourself and have fun. Hugs... Mrs P It appears that The Oldies either get lambasted for being too serious or too silly. Life is too short to not have a sense of humour, to not see the quirky side of Heedless' pic and not be able to laugh at ourselves and our sensibilities. This is not a 'G'-rated website and the choice of HH's props are not listed as being unacceptable. On the other hand HH, perhaps I had better get the knitting project finished ... erm ... the dog ate my homework ....Rox
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RHP User
14 years ago
A bird on my bough is not worth two in my bushx Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
You can share my partridge any day,he is indeed a very dirty birdx Hugs Hesione aviarist and apiarist
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RHP User
14 years ago
Maybe as a consideration have the pic in your public gallery but not as the main pic.And advertise the new ones here. They do seem out of context plastered on other threads- But I can block stuff out (yes I was happy when you put the masquerade pics away). In general if things niggle at me more then I usually fight fire with fire- and swim with the tide etc.Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Quoting 'rox2022' Mrs P, I concur and have been entertained by Heedless having a creative splurge with his cock dress-ups. Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Thanks for injecting some fun in the forums for me at least. Thanks to you I've had more laughs in the past weeks than I've had in the forums for a long time. Sometimes things here get so serious, it's boring with people complaining about so many different things so much of the time. I hope you keep being yourself and have fun. Hugs... Mrs P It appears that The Oldies either get lambasted for being too serious or too silly. Life is too short to not have a sense of humour, to not see the quirky side of Heedless' pic and not be able to laugh at ourselves and our sensibilities. This is not a 'G'-rated website and the choice of HH's props are not listed as being unacceptable. On the other hand HH, perhaps I had better get the knitting project finished ... erm ... the dog ate my homework ....Rox I have it Rox, what Heedless needs here is one of those generic elephant head G-strings... can't go wrong there. Or... he could go to... http://www.sulit.com.ph/index.php/view+classifieds/id/4866127/Brand+New+Angry+Birds+Men%27s+Brief+T-back+Thong?referralKeywords=angry+birds+thong mm wonder if those briefs have been sold already?? (says new but have they been worn is the question lol)great find though Mrs PRef elephant one, had a pair but went when ex left - mmmmm funny lolRox, I am not happy the dog ate the home work but pretty happy my knocken wurst wasn't in thereouchthat would be Elm stcan't change at this age Mrs Pif I feel like being a child for a day or two I will, same goes if I have to step up a peg or two will doit all goes on the situation at hand and if I am in a daft or serious moodone way or another I will have a smile on my dial at some point every day and every day forwardno offence to any one at all but was a shock on Sunday when mate said what am I doing for my 60thmiles away not even thought about it I said - he replied nearly 14 yrs to go that hit home hardso the odd comment or two or even more made on here wont phase me in the least, far more to life than listening to bickering amongst the ranks so to speak even if its against myself - do I really care - not any more as long as majority have fun thats the way I will be going and if I get a smile too all the betterlol
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have heard of furries but I have never heard of plushies before today. God will wonders never cease... I am not saying you are Heedless... but it is perfectly okay if you are. Here is a definitionWhat is a Plushophile? A plushophile is someone who loves plushies (stuffed animals). This can be for any reason and ranges anywhere from those who love to collect them to those who like to cuddle, sleep with or who become sexually involved with their plushies. Many, probably most, plushophiles are also furries. It is never safe to assume that particular plushophiles are sexually active with plushies, nor that they are inactive with people because of their plushophilia. Each individual is different.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are correct Meeka, but I doubt that one small bird a fetish makes.However there are many people who suffer from plushophobia or the fear of soft furry inanimate objects,particularly ones perched on offending boughs,branches or other varieties of wood.x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
That is true Hesione, but that makes me LOL. I tell you what, that angry bird on the end of Heedless's knob was NOT HAPPY! hahahahahaaha Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Anyone have a fetish for fat plush bunnies.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeka, it does give a whole new meaning to boys and their toys you must admit xHugs H
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