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Naughty and you know it, clap your hands
July 01 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
going shopping with a lil bit of cum in your hair..haha who does that? hmm iv gone to work many times wearing no undies and small tight fitting king gees just 2 make the day a lil funner lol one time i did it thinking not many ppl were working on the job site that day and a huuge crew of workers turned up including a few women...now the women could obviously c something cause everytime i walked past them there eyes umm were fixed on something south of the border...end up looking down only to realise my shorts were umm a lil 2 short! damn thing had crept out for a peek
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RHP User
15 years ago
...bless his cotton sox allowed me to take our toddler son to his (my old) house at the start of last summer to stay in the cool of the air conditioning. My new rental abode doesn't have any. Well it was bloody awful being there. Everything exactly the same except you would think I'd never existed. Pissed off... I contact a local FB friend of mine, and yes a fellow RHPer.We devise a devious plan. So he arrives (no car as the neighbours would be suss) I let him in through the carport roller door. And while my toddler son is strapped to his high chair inside having his lunch and watching tv... My partner in crime and I proceeded to have the most intense sex session out in the carport/ex's shed/cave with me reclined so far back on the bar stool, the stool that only the ex ever sits in, I thought I was going to go R over T backwards... Thank God the wall was there, the wall that has his fishing photo trophy board hanging on it. I was getting thrusted so hard into it I thought the damn thing was going to fall down on my head! Then we both came... all over his stool. He then left thru the carport and I went back inside with time to spare to get myself cleaned up before seeing to my son.God it felt good!
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RHP User
15 years ago
First and foremost - excellent way to turn an otherwise horrible ordeal into a fabulous fun event - my hat goes off to you DGT . I have done the no underwear at work one.... . Not quite on my own but a few years ago I had a lovely wireless vibe....working in a rather loud environemnt a friend and I got away with utilising it during our shift...had to be extra careful with the knives that day... . Or the time I and a driver had sex on the bosses desk - definate smile evrytime I looked at that office . While they arent quite on my own they are definitly things that always brought a secret little smile to my face. . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes. Similar scenario to Focus. One pocket rabbit vibe, and a face all night at work that suggested I found my job absolutely rapturous! I think what made it even more enjoyable was the fact that my workmate (who was also a FWB) knew what I was up to and the pair of us smirked ourselves silly through a normally tedious 12hr nightshift! ... There was a downdside though... I think sitting down for too long burnt the little motor out! :-( Flirty x
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RHP User
15 years ago
You're good quality, DGT. I'll practice my "Butt plug? What butt plug?" walk and get back to you.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes do get back to me on that one Slippery I'm too scared to try mine at work, one hard laugh or good cough and I've been known to shoot that fucker right out imagine me having to bend down in front of some old dear and say, " Oh pardon me, I think that's mine" Bit like losing your stuffing in the old 'no boobs' days and finding a strange lump around your guts somewhere
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RHP User
15 years ago
are so naughty . . Dang I hate to lose a good toy to motor burn out Flirty LOL Hmmmm I have a remote egg around here somewheremust fish it out. . Pictures Focus walking past that desk with a lil grin . Krissy you're so much braver than I could be Annabella I would love to see his face when he's scratching 'this weird dried stuff' off his favourite bar stool, as the pieces slowly click into place in his mind bwahhhaaa
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RHP User
15 years ago
Will do, DGT. I found a very small one because I'm only very young and new to this. With a bit of practice hopefully I can get the walk down pat. Kind of like those young women who had to walk balancing books on their heads at finishing school. Maybe a "friend" could help me with some electrical tape to try and keep everything in place? . Now girls, the next level is to put the remote controlled toy down there and then give someone else the remote. Some of them have a fair bit of effective range, I'm told. In the office it can be like your own personal Cold War. Who will be the first to 'push the button'?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was meeting a "friend" along side the road one day. We were going to drive out to a little spot by the river that we utilise every now and then. I was to pick him up wearing nothing but a shirt. So I did. It was difficult trying to keep the shirt down on a windy day with workmen over the road when I got into the car but I managed. Just prayed all the way there that I did not get pulled over by the cops. I hope the truckies can not see in through the windscreen that far or that they had their eyes on the road that day!
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's nothing FionaBee, I remember another forum buddy of mine who told me about her flight to Melbourne in very high stilettos, some very sexy underwear and a trenchcoat, and that is all... if my memory serves me correctly. Would have loved to have been on that flight with her... hahahahaxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Congrats on an original thread! Been a while since we've seen one of them around here. Love it too. Nothing much to report though, i must be too good of a girl, maybe i need naughty practice? I have had an issue with carrying a very lovely jewelled butt plug through the beeper at an airport....blush..... And i go comando most of the time, particularly under light summer dresses, the odd breeze has been nice enough to come up and give me a little fresh touch up AND the added bonus of a little flash for anyone standing nearby. Once had a very nice man ask me to dinner (i was getting to know him to see if we were compatable to play together in a non vanilla sense), have me picked up at my door and told not to wear any underwear. Of course just to see what would happen i did :), and at a very nice restaurant he said than since i wore underwear when he had asked not to that he think he should have my panties..................at the table. It's amazing how secretive you can be when you're soooooo embarrassed and blushing.....but of course i loved every second. Other than that nothing to see here folks. Loved reading this though.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'slippery_halo' Will do, DGT. I found a very small one because I'm only very young and new to this. With a bit of practice hopefully I can get the walk down pat. Kind of like those young women who had to walk balancing books on their heads at finishing school. Maybe a "friend" could help me with some electrical tape to try and keep everything in place? . Now girls, the next level is to put the remote controlled toy down there and then give someone else the remote. Some of them have a fair bit of effective range, I'm told. In the office it can be like your own personal Cold War. Who will be the first to 'push the button'? I really hope you're going to wax your butt before putting the tape on.... You know they have harnesses for butt plugs, right? I see you as more of a cute puppy-tail plug kinda boy LOLxx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'That's nothing FionaBee, I remember another forum buddy of mine who told me about her flight to Melbourne in very high stilettos, some very sexy underwear and a trenchcoat, and that is all... if my memory serves me correctly. Would have loved to have been on that flight with her... hahahahaxxMeeka In 2009, I flew to LA .. and then on to Las Vegas ... was to meet my so called other half there .. it was 1030pm on landing in Vegas, I had changed in to black corset and skirt, no undies .. before the plane landed ... and spent 1.5 hrs waiting in Vegas airport for the bastard that never turned up .. then having to get a cab to the motel still wearing the same outfit .. make that two cabs .. as the first driver droped us at the wrong hotel ..
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one4thetaking
15 years ago
not sure if this counts - driving from Broome to Fitzroy Crossing getting a blow job most of the way and making sure truckies got a good look when passing them
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Quoting 'Meeka100'That's nothing FionaBee, I remember another forum buddy of mine who told me about her flight to Melbourne in very high stilettos, some very sexy underwear and a trenchcoat, and that is all... if my memory serves me correctly. Would have loved to have been on that flight with her... hahahahaxxMeeka Did that involve a near arrest on a stop over in Adelaide subsequently delaying the plane and then getting totally trashed on red wine with those cute hostees. I'll bet your memory would be one helluva rollercoaster ride some nights Meeks. But I reckon she'd have infinitely preferred to have had you on the flight beside her than the grotty old leery man with his wife on the other side of him. . I don't recall any arrests when I heard this story told ... or any cute hosties ... pity! I heard she got quite the welcome upon arrival though! . Forgetful Flirty x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Flirty... how the hell do you forget a story like that! Come on! xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
No panties gambling, and selective upmarket photos! then back to our room. Having to call security to save the casinos door and possibly us? (he looked funny thru the peep hole) because someones husband got which floor they were on mixed up, and when he knocked on our door we told him his wife was busy! RHP Forums lol we troll in real life too.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fortunately I have your recollection to remind me when I slip . . ... and my photographic memory to illustrate the story!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I really hope you're going to wax your butt before putting the tape on.... You know they have harnesses for butt plugs, right? I see you as more of a cute puppy-tail plug kinda boy LOL xx SarahWax schmax. I'll just get the same friend to pull it all off on the count of three, agreeing ahead of time that they'll do it on two. Harness does sound easier though. Hmm, not so sure about the cute puppy dog tail. But at least then I could say "I like it ruff!"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gosh the small print made me laugh!Now girls, stop beating around the bush and spill with the whole story please! Which one of you minxs was the chick on the plane??And Fiona, my current profile pic, naughty schoolgirl, no bra, see thru blouse, mini skirt and white fishnets. Driving around Malaga at 3pm (a light industrial area of Perth) Thinking every guy was looking... especially when I was putting my tresses into pigtails at traffic light stops. Very horny
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'd kinda hoped you'd go first, thereby rendering my story kinda boring by comparison. . Meeka is referring to one of my trips to Melbourne to see JG, wearing a trenchcoat, lingerie, stockings and stupidly high stilettos. . And I don't think the whole story needs re-telling, a summary should do it I reckon: . * Contortionism in the airport toilets, doing up a rebellious suspender (suspenders and I have a love/hate thing going with airport loos) *eyeroll* * Drunk businessman chastting my ear off as I try to get my bag under my seat without spreading my legs to do it * Leery old guy seated beside me at the back of the plane with wife *shudder* * Not getting totally trashed on red wine * Typical inconvenient rainy, cold Melbourne upon arrival, complete with slippery plane steps and a wet tarmac ... and stupidly high stilettos * Avoiding arrest and embarassment on dismebarkment . ... And this is where this story shall end methinks. . Thanks again for the reminder Meeks *groan*, remind me next time I see you to tell you about the pantiless restaurant visit . Now, Krissy, you're next. Start with the cute hosties and lay it nice and bare for us please! . NB: No bar stools were harmed in this story
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RHP User
15 years ago
Told you yours would be better *giggle* I'm forever looking over my shoulder at airports to make sure there isn't a camera crew around filming one of those Airline reality shows *blush*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh bloody hell Krissy G!!!! What a great story!!! It's a mentos moment... the legally blonde walk to the back of the plane to get legless with Hosties. Well if you gonna call attention to yourself, why not do it in style!!!! But methinks there is another story waiting to bust out... travelling with dildos ????Flirty, I too have a love hate relationship with garter belts. Stay ups stockings become roll downs, and either way its a good look walking along with stockings around your ankles!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its a bit tame, but I was always a fan of wearing a certain ex girlfriends lacy underwear to work every now and then. It was a bit of a squeeze to get in them but it felt delicious and the sex when we got home was always amazing...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have at least THREE of those stories too! *cringe*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I have at least THREE of those stories too! *cringe* You can't just say you have 3 more and walk off Flirty Come on, out with it
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RHP User
15 years ago
I get smirked at, re-xrayed, "helloooo'ed" at and bomb residue-tested fortnightly enough as it is! Suffice to say, these stories are perpetual. I could almost have my own freaking airline reality show *eyeroll*
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RHP User
15 years ago
The old bomb residue scam, dont these boys know we're onto them *eyeroll too* because I imagine just like me Flirty you look very very suspicious
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'YonipujaJ'Its a bit tame, but I was always a fan of wearing a certain ex girlfriends lacy underwear to work every now and then. It was a bit of a squeeze to get in them but it felt delicious and the sex when we got home was always amazing... a new addition to my household has a similar liking - some of my lingerie is no longer safe - we have come to an understanding... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
sorry to interrupt a thread, but as i cant message you focus, i figured i would get your attention this way lol.i have a feeling i know you and it been bugging me for a bit now, so if you could just answer one question just to satisfy my curiosity please lol.Does your name start with J?
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one4thetaking
15 years ago
you never now your boss may being seeing in a very new light and could be just the right time to ask for the payrise BUT then again cound be time keep low, VERY VERY low!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'YonipujaJ'Its a bit tame, but I was always a fan of wearing a certain ex girlfriends lacy underwear to work every now and then. It was a bit of a squeeze to get in them but it felt delicious and the sex when we got home was always amazing... a new addition to my household has a similar liking - some of my lingerie is no longer safe - we have come to an understanding... . Kisses FocusSounds juicy.. Do tell
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RHP User
15 years ago
Pretty tame but I love taking photos of my pussy etc at work and sending them by SMS.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Love your work D_G_T, I have to get me some of those balls !!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
i did that... and my partner was awesome and making sure I dropped 2 - 3 drinks everytime it went off!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'goodgirlssayplz' Congrats on an original thread! Been a while since we've seen one of them around here. Love it too.p Nothing much to report though, i must be too good of a girl, maybe i need naughty practice? I have had an issue with carrying a very lovely jewelled butt plug through the beeper at an airport....blush..... And i go comando most of the time, particularly under light summer dresses, the odd breeze has been nice enough to come up and give me a little fresh touch up AND the added bonus of a little flash for anyone standing nearby. Once had a very nice man ask me to dinner (i was getting to know him to see if we were compatable to play together in a non vanilla sense), have me picked up at my door and told not to wear any underwear. Of course just to see what would happen i did :), and at a very nice restaurant he said than since i wore underwear when he had asked not to that he think he should have my panties..................at the table. It's amazing how secretive you can be when you're soooooo embarrassed and blushing.....but of course i loved every second. Other than that nothing to see here folks. Loved reading this though. pfftyer shuuure ur vanilla ;) . One for the taking...bloodyoath yours counts . This n that, test them out in the back entrance n get back to memmmmmm
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RHP User
14 years ago
I get a such a rush of blood to my genials when I see a man perving up my skirt. I love to sit opposite him on the train and flash him a veiw of my tight white cotton underwear.. Sometimes I long to touch myself while he watches. Also at the beach, I sometimes take my bikini botoms down underwater, in the tidal pool and masturbate
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RHP User
14 years ago
...just to let out some sneaky and killer farts the next day, just to piss off whomever i may be working or playing near. I do try and play the innocent one and smile on the inside, but it doesn't always happen, and I occasionally get caught out...Oh wait. Was that not the right kind of "naughty" you were asking? Balls...
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RHP User
14 years ago
ya dag!
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RHP User
14 years ago
If only it wasn't true...
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's true...he's a dag ..but I tell you what if you're close enough (ummm geographically) he's just gotta be the cutest daggiest thing you never should miss Luv your ass KD xo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'littlesubgirl' I get a such a rush of blood to my genials when I see a man perving up my skirt. I love to sit opposite him on the train and flash him a veiw of my tight white cotton underwear.. Sometimes I long to touch myself while he watches. Also at the beach, I sometimes take my bikini botoms down underwater, in the tidal pool and masturbate just so you no some pp can see underwater lol and as for the train just think of the look that would be on he face if one day you did not have the cotton underwear on at all
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Boss found all my raunchy photos on my work computer and has now deleted them. Im soo embarressed cause there were some ones of me erm not appropriately dressed for work. Gawd not a good time to ask for a pay rise. if you was to ask for a rise you may get a rise but it may not be a pay one lol you dont no till you ask as for deleted them are you shore he did and not just send them to he pc
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