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My Funniest Fuck...!

December 28 2010

Seeing as we're all starting to feel all a bit a bit nutty in this weather...or is it just me?? And feeling as wet as a shag, but not the 'good' shag..?! I thought a good ol belly jiggling laugh is what I need. :D. A good friend off RHP made me laugh the most I've ever laughed in a loooong time the other day, telling me the story, (oh and re-inacting LOL!) of his 'Funniest Fuck Ever'!! .......... With his permission he said I could tell our fellow friends about it..! Then ask for your funniest, weirdest, oddest fuck/date story..!? Of course, it can not include any names or profile names of anyone who may use the site etc. And of course it won't be as funny not being there etc.. But I'm sure you can just imagine it.....his story was about this super hot couple him and his wife met years ago. They both went off into separate rooms to have one on one with eachothers partners. Almost straight away he heard his wife screaming as she came! So he started getting 'stuck in' to the lady friend. A couple of minutes into it, she 'dies'.....!!!!???! Oh oh... Sorry, 'play' dies!!! He jumps of has a heart attack, an instant softie and is about to call an ambulance.. When with an almighty gasp of air she 'came back to life'!! LOL!! After a quick discussion, she explains that's what she does, it's her thing. So.... They started again, with her 'dying' every few minutes, she wanted him to fuck her 'dead body' until she would 'come back to life again' with more gasping, and convulsing...and so on, again & again. He said it was the worst experience of his 20 year swinging history thus far! Heheheee..... Come on share a story with us...give us all a laugh! As long as it's not going to hurt anyone ;)

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RHP User

15 years ago

When I was young and single and very new to fucking. I meet this wow of a girl at a friends party. We really hit it off well and before we knew it we were all over each other.. We decided we would leave the party and headed to a nearby park. Naturally one thing lead to another and we were into it. Well' the spot we decided to fuck on was a big rock.. I was screwing my lil asre off when suddenly she said stop ? I stopped and she started going ohh ahhh aww stood up and fell over.. I picked her up but she fell over again.. Awww fuck.. whats going on.. then she tells me the rock she was leaning against plus my weight had sent her legs to sleep and her legs had gone numb.. Thank god for that.. after a few minutes we picked up where we left off.. this time we laid our cloths down on the ground and she laid on them...ha ha. Mr JJ

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RHP User

15 years ago

Jeez Tank_Girl that sounds scary. He must of had a heart attack. Surely she should have told him first that she does that. One day she will really scare someone to death. Or is that her aim?? I can't recall a fuck I would call funny. What about a threesome while the dog watches from the end of the bed? xx Meeka

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RHP User

15 years ago

Oh boy!! i got nothing after that one but glad your friend can laugh about it now thanks for the post btw it did make me giggle and brighten my mood significantly Mrs GC

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'Meeka100' I can't recall a fuck I would call funny. What about a threesome while the dog watches from the end of the bed? xx Meeka Come on Meeka, I am sure she wasn't that unattractive :) LC

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'LoveCurvie' Quoting 'Meeka100' I can't recall a fuck I would call funny. What about a threesome while the dog watches from the end of the bed? xx Meeka Come on Meeka, I am sure she wasn't that unattractive :) LC HILARIOUS !!!! That gave me a huge laugh. She was a blonde (golden retriever if memory serves me right.) and she was just too cute. But seriously it was a little disconcerting - no doggy I am not hurting your mummy and daddy!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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RHP User

15 years ago

We should have an award for the best one liner following a post I am sure I would be a conternder...I was pretty sure you would have a chuckle Meeka... LC

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RHP User

15 years ago

LC, You should start up the Forum Awards of 2010. LOL.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'Meeka100' Jeez Tank_Girl that sounds scary. He must of had a heart attack. Surely she should have told him first that she does that. One day she will really scare someone to death. Or is that her aim?? I can't recall a fuck I would call funny. What about a threesome while the dog watches from the end of the bed? xx Meeka Watching? That's just plain vanilla... did you have no peanut butter?. uhoh... now I've grossed myself out.

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RHP User

15 years ago

It's okay JG I just threw the doggy a bone to chew on. Actually on second thoughts I think it may have been vibrating and looked suspiciously like a penis. Oooops.

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