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Muffin tops and other wardrobe malfunctions
March 30 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey my 6 pack is now an 8 pack and sometimes a special 10 pack can be an option!! But geez love a girl in a top she bought back in the early nineties and still thinks she looks hot in it !!! A blind man would think so !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's a long time since I was influenced by a young couple as a young teen to dress for comfort, not society. No knickers most of the time since then until recently under the light dresses I mostly wear these days. I have a thing for strapless, elasticised bodices, under which I can hide many flaws hehe. It looks quite funny in pics I've cropped when I end up with a pic that shows no trace of clothing on the top LOL. It's essentially for comfort 'cos I overheat hehe! I carry a black pashmina for those moments I spend too long inactive in air-conditioning. Brrrr... . My hair is long but has aged incredibly gracefully for years now, that I have very few silver strands but they are as long as any other hair on my head. . I've been wearing an elasticised 'bra' when I have to for as long as I can remember. Again for comfort because it has straps and a bodice like a singlet. . Comfy shoes with low to no heels, my favourite pair at the moment has a design of a butterfly in beads across the upper strap. Pretty! . I have more regard for societies rules that I don't expose too much of myself, more regard for my self-esteem and a concern of the sickos in society that I don't want to expose too much of myself these days and I want to feel more secure but comfort will always come first.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Shorts, with something extra out the leg..... not a good look to se the mouse out if it's hoyse - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Shorts, with something extra out the leg..... not a good look to se the mouse out if it's hoyse - Posted from rhpmobile :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I do try and cover up but dress way I want to. Cuddly body but until I'm naked can't truly tell. If u only have to contend with muffin top you are doing well? Nice legs? I have biggish arms and I have tell my daughter telling me to wear shrugs. Geesh! I show them off normally. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you Trinny and Susannah for teaching me the way since 2001.
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RHP User
12 years ago
where I can enjoy the sensation of flapping in the breeze. Whoooo remembers Stubbies for the men???
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RHP User
12 years ago
Magic knickers are my friend too. Don't tell anyone.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'CuddlyMe68' I do try and cover up but dress way I want to. Cuddly body but until I'm naked can't truly tell. If u only have to contend with muffin top you are doing well? Nice legs? I have biggish arms and I have tell my daughter telling me to wear shrugs. Geesh! I show them off normally. - Posted from rhpmobile I have fadoobadas too. I should put them away, but I like summer too much.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll be first in line to lick a lady that has a natural body worts and all :)) I find if a lady has a muffin top due to child birth years then that's a very sexy thing :))
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smo669
12 years ago
C'mon girls, stop beating yourselves up.....guys will alway focus on your sexy good bits! So true that girls look in the mirror and worry how bad they may appear while most guys look in the mirror and see how sexy they look and how they still have it! The only fashion faux pas is the VPL, far far better to go commando, and even better if you let your man know it!
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madotara69
12 years ago
That women should feel so uncomfortable to try and hide it. So much more beautiful than worries to that you are mums or not. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Women that wear ridiculous high stilettos that they can't walk in. Any sexy effect they are hoping for is ruined by the ridiculous way they walk. Not classy ladies. o.O
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RHP User
12 years ago
for comfort. My profile pics are my pretty standard dress. My kids think I am lame because I wear my nikes with jeans but I love my nikes, I live in them. Love my boyleg undies too, they are comfortable without the overflow. I don't follow fashion trends and due to my work, I am a pretty conservative dresser coz if I get the girls out, there are guys that can't speak and even get a hard on when they see a bit of cleavage.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Have you ever seen a new born baby giraffe walk?? Those ladies in such ridiculous heels insult them!! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'smo669' C'mon girls, stop beating yourselves up.....guys will alway focus on your sexy good bits! So true that girls look in the mirror and worry how bad they may appear while most guys look in the mirror and see how sexy they look and how they still have it! The only fashion faux pas is the VPL, far far better to go commando, and even better if you let your man know it! Thanks for the kind words smo :) To clarify, the thread is not about women having muffin tops - it's about them putting them on show via poor clothing choices. And other fashion disasters ...
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I have a muffin top, well I call it my spare Tyre. Most of the time I am fine and accepting of it.. Sneeky little bugger it is sometimes as it creeps right up, when I have my visitors. It's a bugger of a thing. To answer your question OP.... I wear clothes that I like and what shows of my figure as well as what I feel comfortable in. I try to dress conservatively and other times well you know..sexy. I have started to wear a lot more dresses now a days. My mumma always compliments me on what I wear so I don't wear to please her just what I like. When my daughter was living with me, I would always ask her opinion, when getting all dressed up for special occasions. I must invest in some of those magic knickers tho. :) FOXY I was Darling Harbour today and Sydney airport..I loved people watching there - some of the sights!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is very conservative. No short skirts, no tits hanging out. I love long flowing skirts and a plain black top.I might show a little bit of boob when playing poker, its a little diversion. Not a lot of boob, just maybe one button undone. No heels anymore as I have vertigo, but I did wear them to the casino meet and greet and then kicked them off and walked home barefoot. I am judgemental when it comes to women who are mutton dressed as lamb. A man knows your a sexy girl, even when you dress from head toe. LadyT class before arse
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RHP User
12 years ago
Back in September 2012, wiccan_beltane decided to make an effort to post a different subject every day for the month. She was successful but then, once it was out of her system, her posts cut back dramatically. I think it may have exhausted her. (G'day Wiccan, by the way, in case you're looking in.)I think lilmiss_fussy might be on track to break her record. Good luck, lilmiss.Fashion faux pas, ...okay. Well, I've never been very fashionable but I do admit to missing my hawaiian shirts from the seventies.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am a tragic 90's girl. Still wear the ridiculously short mini dressesand the skin tight jeans. You remember theones where you lie on the bed with a coat hangerto zip up and then peel off inside out at theend of the night and don't dare pee all night. I still reckon at 5'9" I can get away with the shortdresses and heels which put me close to 6' I have a minor muffin top but am happy tosay with weight loss and exercise is disappearingand hopefully will be a thing of the past.... But, I still say be happy in your own skin.Exude confidence and others pick up on it. Cheers Leanne :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
If your over a healthy BMI or your waist circumference is over the recommended don't kid yourself it's ok!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Totally agree
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RHP User
12 years ago
But, what's the go with ladies/younger womb wearing shorts that short that they are obviously uncomfortable in because they show half of their butt and they try and cover it by pulling their shirt down? You obviously put the short shorts on for people to look at you, why get so uncomfortable and cover it up? I don't have problems with curvy ladies, I quite like them actually, but there nothing is more of a turn off then seeing a girl who has dressed without a mirror. same goes for blokes I suppose. I'm no muscle man so I don't wear tight fitting shirts...to hide my keg, no one likes a keg unless it's just been tapped at a house party. But I have a killer pair of legs, I didn't miss those at the gym! As long as you are comfortable, go with the flow.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' Back in September 2012, wiccan_beltane decided to make an effort to post a different subject every day for the month. She was successful but then, once it was out of her system, her posts cut back dramatically. I think it may have exhausted her. (G'day Wiccan, by the way, in case you're looking in.)I think lilmiss_fussy might be on track to break her record. Good luck, lilmiss.Fashion faux pas, ...okay. Well, I've never been very fashionable but I do admit to missing my hawaiian shirts from the seventies. Ah the momeries - Thanks Jensman . It was a lot of fun seeing what she would post next. Hi if your there
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RHP User
12 years ago
If anything, I'm dressing a bit more daringly now than I ever have before. I think discovering Black Milk had a fair bit to do with that, as it opened my eyes to other types of clothing that I would never have worn before (e.g. leggings, bodysuits)...as well as realising that right now I can get away with it and so I should make the most of that while I can. That doesn't necessarily mean showing more skin, although sometimes it does (not to excess in public though). I still take into account my body shape and what I'm comfortable in, and generally prefer to have that combination of classy and sexy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'elpuocyenroh' If your over a healthy BMI or your waist circumference is over the recommended don't kid yourself it's ok! having such a judgmental mind is the biggest fashion faux pas. Good thing that their are beautiful souls out there who wear their style on the inside.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I rushed over as soon as I saw you post on the anything and everything thread that Paint_me was back.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'elpuocyenroh' Totally agree Did you just agree with yourself?
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madotara69
12 years ago
From Up here on top of the wardrobe ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B|...\ ...../...../......\.....\
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' Quoting 'elpuocyenroh' If your over a healthy BMI or your waist circumference is over the recommended don't kid yourself it's ok! having such a judgmental mind is the biggest fashion faux pas. Good thing that their are beautiful souls out there who wear their style on the inside. you nailed that, with class!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' From Up here on top of the wardrobe ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B|...\ ...../...../......\.....\
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madotara69
12 years ago
Strong wardrobe, often miss the bed altogether, muffin tops sure, but see how it feels having ones arsehole for a collar.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I never used to wear dresses, except to weddings or funerals, I was always to self conscious. My knobbly knees, my hips, my muffin top and my too small boobs. Then I met a lover who has a fetish for dresses and he made me realise how sexy I could look and feel in a dress. Now I love my too short dresses, although I still have to wear high heels that have training wheels, lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Kath And Kim summed it up in their show. They way Kim dressed..far out lol I think a big turn off for me is when "mutton does try to dress as lamb" figuratively speaking. Less ass (crack) and more class.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fabric,the feel of silk ,satin and velvet...textures that slide on my skin caressingly.....the downside to living in a sub tropical climate is not being able to indulge my love of velvet.....I love embroideries the added dimension ......sometimes when I wear velvet people can't resist touching me.....I like that ....then fashion becomes a victim to me...:-) :-) xxQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is like religion....each to their own. I've been turned off by less before though. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
When younger, always skirts below my knees, suits, jackets (well 80s was a good jacket stage) even loved the turtle necks....... Now, even though I'm bigger, I feel more comfortable with myself, go figure....... I love the short skirts, tight dresses and low tops..... Luckily my man is honest with me and tells me if it's not a good look....
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RHP User
12 years ago
So I hardly wore dresses if any, never short ones or short skirts....even to this day I dont wear them out in public as Im too self conscious, the pics in my public album, Ive never worn them out especially the black dress lol, I bought it especially for my bday as I was goin to use it as a top but ended up wearing something else (silk harem pants and a sexy tight top and I was the only one wearing pants out that night lol, everything was short and super tight) but I did wear those killer heels, now those Im not afraid to wear hahaha If it comes to dresses or skirts then they'll always be long, flowy & fitting but 90% of the time Im in tights, boots, singlets, wearing bracelets and a fish braid or Gym wear and trainers haha, comfortability and convenience is ME Mrs_AJ
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