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Msn chat with guys posing as women....

July 11 2010

Hi y'all, in our couples profile, we have been chatting with some interesting girls online...Some of the girls have been...well....quite explicit in certain areas...more the sort of thing a guy would say rather than a woman...So, we are interested...what are the sort of things that girls might say...that would lead you to believe they were a guy posing as a girl...thanks...Jose...aka teasin' of TEASINandPLEASIN...Now, we wait for the jokers to say their bit, but seriously dudes...don't you want to know whether it's a girl or a guy that you are chatting to, huh..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    But I think I'm pretty explicit too... given that we both experience the same ectivities together, I'd say its difficult to say who would know or say what. Just because some women are shy, and some men are crude, it doesn't mean that some women may be crude, just as some men may be very polite and shy. I think its all a personality thing and I don't think you can tell. Hmm good question Jose! Its a hard one Lol, I wish I had a hard one here right now :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    yes it is a bit commom it seems. I usually ask questions about if they are shaven and what did the best for them laser waxing etc, dead giveaway is when a bi or gay gal sends you straight porno clips on msn!! the old cam 1st please works well too!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Can you send a pic?Have you got any more pics?I don't have any pics on this computer.Will you guys fuck on cam?My cam's not working.have you got any more pics?..... When we ask if we can call to have a chat.... *user is offline*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'HotOzCouple_cc'I don't have any pics on this computer. When I am at work this is a legitimate thing. You dont expect me to keep the kind of pics people are seeking on it do you? And before anyone says anything YES I do have msn running while at work and people who I chat with are aware of this. Seriously Jose, I am a very openminded, sexually explicit and honest woman and have been asked on a couple of occasions if I really am a woman now I know what I am doing wrong - speaking like myself. Damn! I need to start sounding like??????? What is it that man would say that a woman wouldnt? You and Pleasin are a very yummy couple be flattered hun. I know its wasting your time but as a wise woman once told us all - they are fun to play with Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    "I'm touching my dick" - thats usually a dead give away

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    121 fun...thank god that we haven't had that response yet...focus...thank you hun (sorry, borrowed that one, hehe)...i think it's not so much what is said, rather how it is said, and we are just curious...hotoz...thank you, we'll remember that onehelenishot...good tip...errrr....i think pleasin' can deal with that one...sexyadventures...we are still working on it...the chat that is, not the ...errr...hard one...has anyone sprung a girl who is really a guy...And what about the guys who might use pics of their girl...ahhh, the cyberworld...what fun...jose... still aka teasin'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    THis is an interesting topic Jose! We're a couple but as y'all should know by now it's the male half that's the internet junkie (actually Mrs Pup is getting hooked since I set her wireless up but she's hooked on trying to send us broke on ebay at the moment). When we started on this site we both got involved, but as Mrs Pup has absolutely no "shit detecter" at all she was forever being taken for a ride (and not the kind she was looking for). So she got jack of it and lets me find our rare little extra-curricular activities. To this end I am always honest in saying I'm the male half, I rarely do the chat thing here, prefer a concise get to know you on msn. We have pics on msn of us both but we usually don't send. The pics are small but you get an idea. We don't expect anything more in return. Our laptops are also work computers so we do not keep explicit photos on them nor would we send any with our faces on them anyway. So how do we fair on here? We get a heap of short, sometimes abusive messages saying we're fakes - I'm glad to get them early on as it either shows the other person is a pic collector or a fake themselves or just plain rude - all of which we would prefer not to meet. We're also self-confessed "time wasters" as we have very little free time (we have 2 very busy and satisfying lives) so we don't play that often. So we actually do very well as our round about way seems to keep the real ones just within reach and we've met a few (but enough for us) very very nice people and had some amazing fun. I must say that sometimes we get the urge to go out and be naughty on impulse and then find out half the people online we think we know either disappear or are never available but that's ok :) I've always wondered what the guy acting as the couple/girl gets out of it. Sure he may get his hands on a few naughty pics but is it all really worth the trouble??? I would actually love to hear from one to explain it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Of course you are curious Jose am curious myself now - what/how am I saying things to make people think I really am a guy? Oh well I guess I shouldnt worry - its definately there loss. Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'comeandgetme68'121 fun...thank god that we haven't had that response yet...focus...thank you hun (sorry, borrowed that one, hehe)...i think it's not so much what is said, rather how it is said, and we are just curious...hotoz...thank you, we'll remember that onehelenishot...good tip...errrr....i think pleasin' can deal with that one...sexyadventures...we are still working on it...the chat that is, not the ...errr...hard one...has anyone sprung a girl who is really a guy...And what about the guys who might use pics of their girl...ahhh, the cyberworld...what fun...jose... still aka teasin' Almost ashamed to admit it, but yes - I've been had... I've thought I was talking to a girl on MSN... she sent pics n all, but she accidentally accepted my webcam request and yes - I found I was talking to a guy... bzzt... reported the profiel to RHP as per standard practice... So yeah - it does happen - and when I looked back on it, I realised that the writing was very much a guys writing. But that was in the early days her on RHP. I've grown a little more accustomed to things and can now get a better feel for a girl... yes - FOR a girl.. not OF a girl you sickos ;-) hugs Waynes x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well i was beginning to think we were the only ones getting female posers/fakes, and time wasters, but it seems theres a few. We think weve heard every excuse theres is as to not puting on your cam after youve added someone to msn. The lastest one was ...We dont have a cam ....even though theres a little symbol on your msn that tells us you do. Maybe we can meet for coffee?......Cancellation at the last moment....every time something is arranged. We can understand nerves but to cancel more than a few times.Another one was a chick posing as a deaf writer, who happened to live near us ....hmm, no cam, never showed up, even after she asked to come over a few times...her excuse was she had to fly somewhere in the world, someone died, she went to hospital.The usual one is when chatting to a couple ...my wife/girlfriend is at work, her mothers, at the shops etc...damn shes never home.My wifes home from work..i have to go ....wtf!!!!!Being sent a photo..that happen to be of another couple you know .....classic!!!!!The best one was a woman close to us again....after talking for awhile and arranging to meet for a coffee...I had a conversation one day about kids. The female replied ...I used to have my kids living with me but now they live with my ex WIFE ....wtf. Now this woman looked liked a woman and sounded like one ...just the wrong bits. I questioned him straight away ....he confessed to being a pre-op...GrrrrrrThe worst part is you share some of your most intimate and private details with people, thinking that there as honest as yourself. You put alot of effort and time into getting to know people only to be let down time after time. You live you learn,...so no cam unless they put a cam on. Best to also phone them whilst on cam. We prefer to meet in person and take things from there. If they cant comply to the above then ....Delete/Block!!!!!!Leelee xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The easiest way we've found to find out who are the fakes and time wasters are is to ask to cam or have a short phone call, it saves us a lot of time. We had one short conversation with a person and as they asked to talk to my wife their voice broke into a quite deep voiced 'woman' on the other end then they hung up. As a lot of laptops have built in cams is not being able to cam an excuse? Or if we offer to send them our mobile number so they can ring us to see if they're genuine, is there any reason not to if they're genuine? So the way we see it if they don't want to either cam or phone us, they are either fakes or too shy. Either way they're wasting our time because if they're fake we don't want to meet them and if they're too shy the odds are we'll never meet them in person anyway. Just our thoughts S & C

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    yep niceguy...know what you mean...been in the same boat...and certainly didn't appreciate the pic of him sucking another guy off either...thanks gravnleelee...it does seem to us that quite a few single girls () are very shy indeed...having only just started chatting we are even starting to find a sus couple or two...and cns_playtime...a great idea, will discuss with pleasin' the idea of talking with cam...thanks guysjose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    do ya reckon we'll be able to expose any of the buggas, huh?aww focus, if you is a guy then i need to get me glasses checked...what's that ?...oh, i forgot...i don;t wear glasses....jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason' Of course you are curious Jose am curious myself now - what/how am I saying things to make people think I really am a guy? Oh well I guess I shouldnt worry - its definately there loss. Kisses Focus Too ballsy to be a real guy anyway :-) hugs Wayne x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'comeandgetme68'do ya reckon we'll be able to expose any of the buggas, huh?aww focus, if you is a guy then i need to get me glasses checked...what's that ?...oh, i forgot...i don;t wear glasses....jose... All is forgiven Jose will let you find out by the tried and true method - braille. Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now we have been fooled by the girl, who is really a guy, as a girl ,trying not to be a guy thing ...... Get it ????? YUP the whole thing Got any photos you can show me ..... Got any more ....... "So you wanna F%#k me , Dont you" ! "Hey do you like the look of my C*&t ........." ?? All sounds like a guy ......... Yes ? We too have heard it a dozen times ! We were sure so very sure we were chatting to a guy pretending to be a girl we did exactly as HoT - Oz suggested "so missy can we give you a call ?" YES ! she replies !!!! we called.......... no it was not Bruce but Bernadette ! YUP she was exactly that, a sweet girl with a delicously potty mouth .......... ! Brae and miss sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    hey Jose. congrats man on you and Pleazin hookin up buddy.ya see y'all.. there is hope fer cowpokes.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    We've only been online a couple of days, spoken to a couple of lovely members on the phone and have already had a share of fakes - granted majority were from another site. But we did have a woman on here who sent three pics - one of her face (or was it hers?) and two of what had to be two different porn stars. We don't really like playing spot the difference, it's a little annoying.I can understand how some of you RHP members that have been on here for a while would get a little listless with newbies trying to explore around - genuine or fake. I guess it's just one of those trial and error things, being on here it's a risk you run.Oh and not everyone is sexy all the time! So sometimes the idea of a webcam makes you want to wriggle down in your doona a bit more :)

  • Juzzlee

    Juzzlee

    15 years ago

    We have come up against so many people that message or flirt saying they want to meet up but then when we try to organize a time you never hear from them again so it's hard to know what to think about those profiles.But on msn it is fairly easy to find out who you want to meet up with or who you don't. I (the male half) are usually the one on here cause I get home before my wife and I am always up front about whether it is me or both of us on msn. Generally if the other person is up front aswell it is a good give away.We also ask for pics if there aren't any on RHP, but we want to see face pics and not cocks and pussies etc. We want to know whether we have an attraction or not.But then again, we haven't met up with many people we thought were genuine on msn so we aren't too sure either way hahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    when did Jose and Trish become a couple???Congrats to both of you though!!BJ..xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    What rock have you been hiding under. I've unofficially known for ages. Lol. Fab.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I been hiding under the rock labelled "real life"Oh..and there's another one called the "hardly any of my posts get thru which makes the forums boring" rock.been hiding under that one a fair bit too!hahaha....JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    About 1/4 of my posts go ..........................................................................??????????????????????????????? And yes I does make it boring???? And yes it's better to be under a rock........ Fab.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh my God! I forgot to have children....