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Morality (again): Top 10 wtf!! illegal activities in the USA....

July 29 2011

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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states including Arizona2. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse3. In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia5. Engaging in any other sexual position except missionary is illegal in Washington D.C‎6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, It's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm‎7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth‎8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida 9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 6510. Sex with animals is perfectly legal For men in Washington State, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.Don't shoot the messenger... Roxy told me these!Anyway... I reckon it pays to know the local laws about sex before travelling. Do you know of any peculiar laws?HugsStalky

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'd love to read the case files that where the cause of these laws being written in the first place.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...haha....now this made me laugh today !! someone is having an easy day in the office...lol nice... so are we still the lucky county ??

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Australia Law: Victoria: It is illegal to wear sexy pink pants after midday on a Sunday. |Australia Law: Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons. |Australia Law: Sydney: It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. It is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs separately. ||Australia Law: Queensland: It is against the law to ask any person if their father was a criminal.|Australia Law: It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer.|Australia Law: It is illegal to dress up as Batman or Robin.|Australia Law: Gold Coast: It is illegal for a woman to wear a bikini which uses more the 6 square inches of material.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    The good old US of A was colonised by stitched up missionaries and Australia was a bunch of criminals and deviates.....it is obvious in the old laws that have been forgotten. Australian Law...A gentleman may urinate on the left hand rear wheel of the carriage.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    To numbers one and five, especially 5 on many occassions...I will remember these when we are in the states next in October and see what others we can violate- Not sure about the porcupine one tho.... (Mich)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Did you miss the posts last year about Tamtam and stalky doing batman n robin on his motorbike heading up to QLD for a fuck fest with Sal n Andy and a few many of us.. lolz sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    .....LOL, just be a bit hard with the lights turned off in Virginia (unless Virginians only have sex during daylight hours).

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    England Law: York : It is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow except on Sundays.|England Law: London: It is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. |England Law: Liverpool: It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is an assistant in a tropical fish store. |England Law: It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.|England Law: It is against the lay to eat Manchester United supporters unless they have consumed more than 10 pints of lager.|England Law: Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries the death penalty.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Scotland Law: It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.|Scotland Law: Aberdeen: Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a "pimp"|Scotland Law: Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.|Scotland Law: It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    English law: if a pregnant women asks a police office wearing a bobby cap he/she must give the pregnant women his/her police cap for her to wee in.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    apparently it is illegal in the UK for squirting to be shown on porn dvd's. apparently they consider female ejaculation to be non existant and insist it is urine, which is apparently also illegal on porn dvd's.how can we move towards gender equality if we deny women the right to ejaculate on pornos

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I must have missed that one SP...but having a bit of fun looking at a small library of some very weird laws around the world, not that most would be enforced or so I would hope. | Quoting 'sweetpetite41' Did you miss the posts last year about Tamtam and stalky doing batman n robin on his motorbike heading up to QLD for a fuck fest with Sal n Andy and a few many of us. | Only a guess but "a few many of us" must mean at least more than 2...and who knows, maybe it's legal if they are sitting really close together on a motorcycle? Back on topic...trivial trash from back in the good 'ol USA... | Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, and masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Polygamy, provided only the missionary position has been applied, is only a misdemeanor.|An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses".|An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.|In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.|In Coeur d'Alene, Idaho police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.|Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown if they're nude. |