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Mood Killers

November 16 2013

Sometimes in the heat of the moment people can do or say some strange things.... What is the strangest experience you had that totally killed the mood (or not) ;) ? What is the weirdest thing you have ever heard during sex? For us, Mr. asked me to hit him. He was blindfolded and and I punched him HARD...he was like owww what the fuck did you do that for? I said "you asked me to hit you" hehehe

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RHP User

12 years ago

I can't really think of any really good ones . Although one comes to mind is when a guy shushed me while we were having sex once, apparently in his world their is no room for laughter in the bedroom. :(

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RHP User

12 years ago

She was doing her best rendition of a gecko pressed against the glass of a hotel suite looking over the city..... a misdirected stroke on my part had the gecko suddenly scramble up the glass . Oops lol ..... I guess karma replayed me with a woman who hiccuped and bit mini-me hahaha- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

I was having sex with a girl once and asked her what she was thinking ? She said she was thinking of her ex !!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Oh yes, that's it, oh yes, right there, make me feel like a man bitch. Yep, cracked up laughing, got up and left. Worse thing was that I was doing all the work, sigh.

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RHP User

12 years ago

My lover was behind me, and started to say "I love you pushing back into me". However, since he was rather distracted and the blood flow to his brain was limited, he only managed to utter the first half of that sentence. I love you... My eyes opened a little wider and he stopped moving completely. That must have been the quickest I've ever seen a guy lose his erection. I still tease him about it.

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RHP User

12 years ago

... and it had taken lots of time to get to that point (and position) ... He switches position to try something new ... AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! Kill!!!!!!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Since we started swinging this has happened so many times to me...VERY frustrating!!!Quoting 'PlushVelvet' ... and it had taken lots of time to get to that point (and position) ... He switches position to try something new ... AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! Kill!!!!!!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

I remember the time I went to CC. A very glowing lady under the black lights looked completely different......while trying to share a moment with me - no I wasn't naked and playing - and if I remember correctly I said her eyes looked like they were from the exorcist!!!! My bad.....at least I thought it was hilarious lol :)- Posted from rhpmobile

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Localtradie

12 years ago

i was in the act of recieving oral by his mrs then he turned n asked me if he could also have a turnmood killledgot me gear on n got out of there

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RHP User

12 years ago

In the middle of a passionate session with a lovely older woman and her teenage daughter started banging on the door telling her mum to keep it down.Took a good 10 minutes to stop laughing so hard that we could resume.

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RHP User

12 years ago

And said, "l love you so much...Sharon".....pity my name in no way shape or form resembles Sharon!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

..in the bedroom...hubby and me...i was sitting on my high chair...legs wrapped around his waste..he was pounding me hard...and i was in the throes of ecstasy...and then my two dogs started fighting in the living room...after we bandaged her ear up...and cleaned up the blood...it took a while to get back into the swing of things....lucky we had the whole night...

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RHP User

12 years ago

that should read "waist"

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RHP User

12 years ago

Farting during orgasm induced by cunnilingus.RA

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