M40
Mixed Signals
August 13 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Say nothing and await her reply (unless of course you were self-deprecating in your apology, in which case that is not good!) I'd have left it at the first text, you know, the one that left you feeling like the ripe twat LOL. Actually, that's not true, I'd have probably sent the follow up too *eyeroll* . Patience, they say, is a virtue! .... Just wait. Patiently. . Flirty x
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14 years ago
You know more than six lines we lose concentration, 1000 word stuff, You and Mr Midnight should get together we think snap perfect match..... the answer is in your first line?...lol you have a sense of humour don't you?
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14 years ago
You do have major issues when it comes to the fairer sex don't you. I am with flirty on this one. Patience my dear. Just play the waiting game. Let her make the next move.
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14 years ago
You may call that a 'game' all you bloody well like but realistically, I have been playing that game and losing for the past six years at least. Tell me, how much longer should I wait? If she can't even remember my fucking phone number, what are the chances I'm not that special to her? And be honest could you.... And lets face it, if there really was such a thing as a fairer sex there really would be no need for this 'game' as you so eloquently call it. No. Games are supposed to have rules and sportsmanship and more importantly games are supposed to be fun - and I'll be peferctly honest, I don't see any rules or a rule book and I'm sure as fuck not having any fun at all. In fact I am very aware of my lack of sexual offers and that in itself is torturous. Sex is supposed to be about joy and fun and laughter, yet all I see is pain, anger and a violent streak where I want to choke someone and that is so not my problem... consider that fair warning. I'm sick to death of playing these games to the point where the thought of physically beating someone else into near unconsciosness almost gets me sexually aroused. I never used to be this way. I mean jesus, you can't create a monster and the piss and moan when he steps on a few buidlings...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Should have just left it at the 'I wanna kiss you' msg firstly there is no way she will believe it was a typo or mistake and secondly man the fuck up and let her know you wanna stick your thing in her thing anyway you hardly see this girl so there is not much to lose bud...good luck and keep us posted...unless your busy getting laid because she jizzed over your msg either way have fun, live life and love it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why the games? You like her...sent the texts and by the sounds of it..run into her a fair bit! I would give it 2 days (if you haven't already run into each other) and just be yourself Nick...call her! At least then you will know...no use staying awake waiting for the text/call and be left wondering! Too many people miss out on what can be the best thing to ever happen to them by always waiting for the other person! You only live once! Go for it!!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
...is really going to help you out much here. Men need to act like men, so pull up your knickers, knock back a six pack of Evian water and just call her. Ask her point blank.. "Look, do you want to come over for a steak and sex". | If she says yes..bingo, and make sure to force feed her a half dozen baked potatoes and a huge steak with a lot of marbling. Nobody likes bone bruises on their pelvis even if she gives great head. Make sure she swallows too...that slows down the breakdown of carbohydrates and it sounds like she needs a little flesh on her frame. | If that backfires...buy yourself a Lhasa Apso and start walking it in the park. A lot of hot chicks dig having gay best friends and some because deep down inside they think they might just be the one to turn you. We all have to just accept that women rule us vicariously through our pants and do whatever we can to cop a mercy root now and then. | PS...quit fucking around with your iPhone when you have been drinking.
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RHP User
14 years ago
What you say is all well and fine and good, except I don't drink. I can't help if the keyboard on a iPhone is tinier than my fat fucking fingers. If its any consolation, I'm pretty sure I'm going to strangler her anway, and quite possibly make an orphan out of her child if she doesn't give me a straight answer, but you are right. I am only a useless utility male after all. Why the hell should I know any better? I mean the girl to open up, but her legs, not her goddamn feelings. That got old months ago.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm confused Nick? Do you 'like' her? In which case - contact her and clarify your message. Or - you just want to fuck her, in which case - don't invest, let her come to you. Actually - you sound a very vulnerable person..If you do like her - be brave. If I am totally not getting you - then completely ignore this post lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...is really going to help you out much here. Men need to act like men, so pull up your knickers, knock back a six pack of Evian water and just call her. Ask her point blank.. "Look, do you want to come over for a steak and sex". | If she says yes..bingo, and make sure to force feed her a half dozen baked potatoes and a huge steak with a lot of marbling. Nobody likes bone bruises on their pelvis even if she gives great head. Make sure she swallows too...that slows down the breakdown of carbohydrates and it sounds like she needs a little flesh on her frame. | If that backfires...buy yourself a Lhasa Apso and start walking it in the park. A lot of hot chicks dig having gay best friends and some because deep down inside they think they might just be the one to turn you. We all have to just accept that women rule us vicariously through our pants and do whatever we can to cop a mercy root now and then. | PS...quit fucking around with your iPhone when you have been drinking.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sounds like you are trying to negotiate another "business deal" Nick. So, this one's getting to you is she? Why play games? Just go for it will you! Hope it works out.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...may come across as somewhat insulting? Any remark about someones physical apperance is precarious, even if a come-on/compliment follows = confusion! We personally are used to your brand of humour and enjoy your posts immensley but then again your hands are not on our hips as you speak. Mrs E
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RHP User
14 years ago
I hate giving advice but based on a recent event in my life I would say go to her and tell her how you feel. I met up a couple of weeks ago with a guy that I had a thing with just after high school. He and I had flirted but nothing much eventuated. I didn't think he really liked me. When I saw him two weeks ago we sat and caught up and chatted. I told him how I had really felt back then, but did it in a joking way as I thought he would tell me had never really had any feelings for me. His response to all this honesty about my feelings back then was 'But damn, I wish I had known. I was so in love with you but was too scared to say anything'. We had both felt strongly about the other, given out all the signals, but had both been too scared to say a damned thing! A lot about life is a gamble but this one Nick is a 50/50 chance. Pretty good odds I reckon and at least you will know. I wish you luck!Kisses all,L
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RHP User
14 years ago
She probably would have worked out who it was from the first message, ya know. Wait a day and if she answers don't be a dick. Unless she replies telling you all about some other boy who upset her, in which case definitely take her out for a steak, fuck her brains out and say seeyalater so she can go whine to some other boy about you and continue the pattern.xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've been reading with interest as I have been in a similar situation, although I just relegated myself back to the "gay friend status" because if she is had any real interest in me why bring up the short falls with other men and look for that shoulder to cry on. So you suggest being a bit more forward with one's interest in the other rather then waiting. Hmm suck it and see I guessCheers
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nick, I can definitely see you as a gay best friend, well you are so sympathetic, sincere & softly spoken. ;-) I am a very direct person so I would say give her a call or text asking her out on a date. The trick will then be making sure she realizes it is a date and not a friends outing. Although I have to be honest I don't think it is a good sign that she hasn't sent you a reply yet. Good luck :-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't die wandering.... . . . . . . take a car.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nick , you speak of this being a game and not knowing the rules but that maybe because you are playing her game. Think about playing your game, what are your rules, where are your goal posts? I know its not easy and please believe me, its not something that I manage all the time but this can only ever be fun for you if it is the right game. We all know the theory that the nice man never gets the girl, I believe that is because we so often concentrate on being nice rather than being a man. I don't mean you have to be rude or hard in any way, just be yourself, understand what it is that you want and know that if she doesn't want something similar, then maybe its not meant to be. David Deida writes "One of the deepest feminine pleasures is when a man stands full, present, and unreactive in the midst of his woman's emotional storms", this doesn't mean that to be a man you don't care, it means knowing yourself and being true to yourself. So you ask if you should call her back, I ask - do you want to call her back?
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RHP User
14 years ago
God knows I'm no expert on female psychology, but it seems there's one of two things happening here.Either she likes you too, but you've got into a particular pattern of relating that neither of you is quite prepared to take the plunge and break...Or she likes that you like her, and likes having a shoulder to lean on when she's feeling a bit shit, but has no interest in you sexually.If it's the former, then all you need to do take that plunge and you're in for the sweaty, explosive fuckfest that six years of angst-ridden foreplay should demand.If it's the latter then you need to find out anyway, so you can focus on strangling someone.Either way, her attitude to you is already established, and the way you play your hand on this isn't going to change it. So just bite the bullet, call her, and get it out there.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sorry. Nick...I forgot about the "no drinking" thing as I just ignore all those stupid warnings about drowsiness and heavy equipment on the labels of those plastic childproof bottles. Fact is, I find a few fingers of scotch and a 1mg Hypnodorm is a great way to start the day...just be sure to take your vitamins. | I have the same problems with my iPhone...I was texting last night and meant to say "Just thinking of you" but when I hit send it said "You're a real bitch", god damn I hate it when that happens. And jearzus why in the hell did you type and sign a note...that's the kind of shit that will get you convicted if you do accidentally strangle this chick. Probably best to give that a miss...for now anyway or get that damn note back before you unexpectedly run into her again obviously stressed by her behavior. | Just get a couple of steaks and a bunch of potatoes and invite her over. No sense dropping big bucks at a restaurant if she isn't going to put out...and besides you'll have to listen to her emoting (real men hate that shit) all the way back to your place then unless you jump her in the car before you leave the restaurant.| Just one last thought...probably best to shag her before dinner. She might get too relaxed and start in with all that whining...what a fucking mood killer that is even if you have nothing but the best intentions. If she doesn't put out...just give her a bag of Twisties and save the meat, send her on her way. Of course, you could always say "I have real feelings for you"...use reverse psychology then shag her senseless. | Just don't tell her that you are really feeling like chocking the shit out of her and not interested in all that god damn whimpering. | You can do it Nick...the power of positive thinking.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Sorry. Nick...I forgot about the "no drinking" thing as I just ignore all those stupid warnings about drowsiness and heavy equipment on the labels of those plastic childproof bottles. Fact is, I find a few fingers of scotch and a 1mg Hypnodorm is a great way to start the day...just be sure to take your vitamins. | I have the same problems with my iPhone...I was texting last night and meant to say "Just thinking of you" but when I hit send it said "You're a real bitch", god damn I hate it when that happens. And jearzus why in the hell did you type and sign a note...that's the kind of shit that will get you convicted if you do accidentally strangle this chick. Probably best to give that a miss...for now anyway or get that damn note back before you unexpectedly run into her again obviously stressed by her behavior. | Just get a couple of steaks and a bunch of potatoes and invite her over. No sense dropping big bucks at a restaurant if she isn't going to put out...and besides you'll have to listen to her emoting (real men hate that shit) all the way back to your place then unless you jump her in the car before you leave the restaurant.| Just one last thought...probably best to shag her before dinner. She might get too relaxed and start in with all that whining...what a fucking mood killer that is even if you have nothing but the best intentions. If she doesn't put out...just give her a bag of Twisties and save the meat, send her on her way. Of course, you could always say "I have real feelings for you"...use reverse psychology then shag her senseless. | Just don't tell her that you are really feeling like chocking the shit out of her and not interested in all that god damn whimpering. | You can do it Nick...the power of positive thinking. But you know I love it when you call me a bitch and its double points when you put "Nasty, fucking, b...."
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now then... | Quoting 'D_G_T'...and its double points when you put "Nasty, fucking, b...." | ...I just hit send. I think I just scored...and I might have even picked up quadruple points, I attached one of those photos you really really like. You evil, nasty, fucking...thang. | ...my ropes or yours? I know I'll be cookin' your steak.
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14 years ago
Let's get a few things straight here: . 1) Sarah may just be onto something here ... . Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'She probably would have worked out who it was from the first message, ya know. Wait a day and if she answers don't be a dick. Unless she replies telling you all about some other boy who upset her, in which case definitely take her out for a steak, fuck her brains out and say seeyalater so she can go whine to some other boy about you and continue the pattern. xx Sarah 2) Women DO NOT think like this - infact some find it quite infuriating - that this came from a man says so much ... yet so very little! Might I suggest that if you aim to understand the female better, concentrate on the writings of one. . . Quoting 'mrpollux' David Deida writes "One of the deepest feminine pleasures is when a man stands full, present, and unreactive in the midst of his woman's emotional storms", this doesn't mean that to be a man you don't care, it means knowing yourself and being true to yourself. So you ask if you should call her back, I ask - do you want to call her back? 3) DarkHorse lays things out very matter-of-factly and in my opinion, his stomach should feature around here more often! . Quoting '0_DarkHorse_0' Either way, her attitude to you is already established, and the way you play your hand on this isn't going to change it. So just bite the bullet, call her, and get it out there. 4) Some women absolutely adore Twisties and might even prefer them over a bleeding chunk of meat! . Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' If she doesn't put out...just give her a bag of Twisties and save the meat, send her on her way. 5) Women read whatever they want into your text messages guys, most are limited only by their imagination! . Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | I have the same problems with my iPhone...I was texting last night and meant to say "Just thinking of you" but when I hit send it said "You're a real bitch", god damn I hate it when that happens. . Have you heard anything Nick? . Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've just decided that I'll just make her a murder victim in one of my next books. Its all she deserves really, the emotionally immature little bitch. I was kidding myself to think she was actually worthy of me, and I don't want to play 3rd place to some wretched little shit kid of hers anyway. If she can't grow the fuck up and call me back then her head belongs on a pike. Nuff said.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'll do it. How much does this gig pay sir?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' 3) DarkHorse lays things out very matter-of-factly and in my opinion, his stomach should feature around here more often! ... Flirty, you say the sweetest things.I would post more often, if it wasn't so tedious waiting for the posts to get put up. Who's a fella got to fuck to get instant posting around here anyway?This is probably the only site where an exclamation like that might actually help my chances...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Let's get a few things straight here: . 2) Women DO NOT think like this - infact some find it quite infuriating - that this came from a man says so much ... yet so very little! Might I suggest that if you aim to understand the female better, concentrate on the writings of one. . . Quoting 'mrpollux' David Deida writes "One of the deepest feminine pleasures is when a man stands full, present, and unreactive in the midst of his woman's emotional storms", this doesn't mean that to be a man you don't care, it means knowing yourself and being true to yourself. So you ask if you should call her back, I ask - do you want to call her back? I beg to differ and I know of many women that will agree with me, the last thing they want is for a man to be hung on their every word, doing all they can to please. They want a man to be a man and, in my opinion, you cannot be a man if you spend your life trying to please a woman. Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean not listening or caring or being unsupportive, it means having your own life too and living it with integrity. It doesn't mean just doing whatever we please whenever it suits us, it means being aware that there are things that are important to us and making sure we look after those things too. And the fact that you advise reading a female author says it all, why should a man read a female author unless he's trying to understand the woman so well he can become her best friend, become a woman? And isn't that where this started really. Doesn't matter if you call it gay best friend or straight best friend. There is no problem with being best friends so long as the man doesn turn into a 'girlfriend'. Women have girl friends for a reason, they offer them something that a man doesn't. A man's men friends similarly offer something a woman can't. Let me take it to an extreme; which would you prefer? A man that was at your beck and call 24/7, willing to jump at your every whim, leaving you with nothing to do, not even ask because he will anticipate your every need or a man that knows what he wants, a man that knows you are the most important thing in his life but that there is space for him too, that you are capable of picking your panties up off the floor, he doesn't need to do that for you, a man that you can trust because he knows himself as well as he knows you?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some women over-analyze everything...when life can be very simple. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Let's get a few things straight here: Check it out...I was just talking trash about life in general...a couple of steaks, consensual wild ass sex and fucking up an iPhone message, then up rocks DGT and makes me the best offer I'm going to have until at least next Wednesday. | Hang on to your Excel spreadsheets and Google analytics...I also plan on doing something about those miserable raggedy-ass phone cam pics too. Oh and she emotes really really well...or so the story goes. Problem solved...any questions? | Sorry, Nick...care factor just dropped to zero. | | Go hard, stay hard, don't stop to think...just doooo it or go home.
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RHP User
14 years ago
stop telling her how you feel, stop telling her you want to kiss her, stop telling her you want to fuck herif you like her, smile, have fun and pay attention to her when she's around... if you want to kiss her, be flirty and playful... and then if once you've kissed her if you want to fuck her, just take her back to your place.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I never really told her how I feel, it was one slip of the iPhone keypad. Crucify me for that if you must. I've decided this entire topic is almost as much of a train wreck as she is. I've decided she's not worth it because she's beneath me in artifice, financial stability and biological baggage. She needs to grow the fuck up or suffer the consequences. I've also deduced that this topic is a Section-8 clusterfuck for the following reasons. You can't trust a man's opinion because men aren't women, and you can't trust a a woman's opinion because they'll probably answer the question emotionally rather than rationally. Sorry I asked. For a minute there I almost tried to open up to randoms on the internet, what a foolish and foolhardy mistake that was...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '0_DarkHorse_0' ... Flirty, you say the sweetest things. I would post more often, if it wasn't so tedious waiting for the posts to get put up. Who's a fella got to fuck to get instant posting around here anyway? This is probably the only site where an exclamation like that might actually help my chances...Can't help you there, I'm not sure I know where you should address that letter LOL Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Check it out...I was just talking trash about life in general...a couple of steaks, consensual wild ass sex and fucking up an iPhone message, then up rocks DGT and makes me the best offer I'm going to have until at least next Wednesday. | Hang on to your Excel spreadsheets and Google analytics...I also plan on doing something about those miserable raggedy-ass phone cam pics too. Oh and she emotes really really well...or so the story goes. Problem solved...any questions? | Next Wednesday, huh? Sounds ... ambitious! Quoting 'mrpollux' I beg to differ and I know of many women that will agree with me, the last thing they want is for a man to be hung on their every word, doing all they can to please. They want a man to be a man and, in my opinion, you cannot be a man if you spend your life trying to please a woman. Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean not listening or caring or being unsupportive, it means having your own life too and living it with integrity. It doesn't mean just doing whatever we please whenever it suits us, it means being aware that there are things that are important to us and making sure we look after those things too. And the fact that you advise reading a female author says it all, why should a man read a female author unless he's trying to understand the woman so well he can become her best friend, become a woman? And isn't that where this started really. Doesn't matter if you call it gay best friend or straight best friend. There is no problem with being best friends so long as the man doesn turn into a 'girlfriend'. Women have girl friends for a reason, they offer them something that a man doesn't. A man's men friends similarly offer something a woman can't. Let me take it to an extreme; which would you prefer? A man that was at your beck and call 24/7, willing to jump at your every whim, leaving you with nothing to do, not even ask because he will anticipate your every need or a man that knows what he wants, a man that knows you are the most important thing in his life but that there is space for him too, that you are capable of picking your panties up off the floor, he doesn't need to do that for you, a man that you can trust because he knows himself as well as he knows you? I don't actually disagree with what you say here at all, partially because you've chosen to demonstrate your point using an 'extreme' scenario. I am blessed to be involved with a man just like the one you describe above and I rather like him with these qualities and especially since I have also known a relationship with someone who was the polar opposite. So I get the point you were making, I do. . I think I could have done a little better in explaining my remark over your choice of people to quote though. Deida is a self-confessed theatrical spitirualist and whilst I am only vaguely familiar with his work, I am aware he has often been mistaken for possessing a slightly mysoginistic attitude toward women in relationships and that he also freely confesses to writing works best targetted to a male audience. That you quoted him in the context of suggesting Nick was not being the "Superior Man" that Deida writes of just ...bugged me. Suffice to say that I don't really agree with much of what Deida writes LOL. . In my opinion (and yes, quite possibly only mine), he is of the ilk of other "relationship gurus" like John Gray, an author I have even less tolerance for. . Once again, just my opinion . Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Damn attention span!!!Nicko maaate, forget the game play and the bullshit. If you like her, call her and tell her so - if she's worth it and if she likes you back then it's going to be all ok. If you know her quite well then she probably knows how fucked up you are anyway and she probably knows that your bullshit is just a cover anyway.Call her, if it goes to shit then you can always move south and become OUR best gay friend :)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Damn attention span!!! Nicko maaate, forget the game play and the bullshit. If you like her, call her and tell her so - if she's worth it and if she likes you back then it's going to be all ok. If you know her quite well then she probably knows how fucked up you are anyway and she probably knows that your bullshit is just a cover anyway. Call her, if it goes to shit then you can always move south and become OUR best gay friend :)Make it a city thing Nick, if you don't mind, so I can call in on my way to the Pups' place
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14 years ago
Its a real shame flirty, I don't handle second place all that well. And Pup, unless you're actively going to take me in and take care of me in the manner to which I have become accustomed, then I'm afraid your out of luck. I may be a high-class whore, but even I have my standards.
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RHP User
14 years ago
look if ya getting this shit all the time it's because you're being too softfrom now when you meet a girl, make sure she knows you're sexually interested within the first 5 minutes, you'd be surprised how often they just jump on you
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14 years ago
and come over for a hug!Maybe what you've come accustomed to needs to change? Could you be chasing your tail and missing the scent of better things?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'I never really told her how I feel, it was one slip of the iPhone keypad. Crucify me for that if you must. I've decided this entire topic is almost as much of a train wreck as she is. I've decided she's not worth it because she's beneath me in artifice, financial stability and biological baggage. She needs to grow the fuck up or suffer the consequences. I've also deduced that this topic is a Section-8 clusterfuck for the following reasons. You can't trust a man's opinion because men aren't women, and you can't trust a a woman's opinion because they'll probably answer the question emotionally rather than rationally. Sorry I asked. For a minute there I almost tried to open up to randoms on the internet, what a foolish and foolhardy mistake that was... How dare you be almost human Nick But look, it seems from the bowels of this post that you had already decided she wasn't worth the effort in the first place. or You're shitty as fuck that she hasn't replied , pissed off that she either a) couldn't be assed replying b) Is too stupid to realise what you were actually trying to achieve c) You don't blow her hair back and she doesn't have the balls to tell you or d) She's really not into being choked. You'll notice I tried to answer unemotionally for you , also avoiding any consideration for your feelings. . Seriously though, if you don't do something about this I'll choke you myself. What's one more rejection in your self confessed long line of many? At least you will know for sure. For someone with half a brain, why would you just let life happen around you? Grab it by the nuts and get amongst it. . For CM, because it really was that simple this trend of talking everything to absolute death these days really can get tedious. Getting back to good old basics should never be overlooked. A few dirty words, suggesting something really frigging naughty takes all the guess work out of the equation doncha reckon?
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14 years ago
Jearzus...all this talking and emoting and carrying on? I think it worked out for the best though, Nick. | Some hot chick with a kid just joined this site...her profile sounded familiar, and even said she was skinny and wished somebody would buy her a steak and feed her some potatoes. I got a flirt and answered it...she asked about this thread. I told her by the time everyone got through the whining and whinging, doing the spread sheets and the usual over-analytical female logic shit house advice routines that she might be dead and useless to anyone. Fuck me if I thought she would take me up on the offer but she flew down here last night and was really excited about getting out of the Whitsundays. | She really was hungry and loved the steak afterwards. I even ended up making dessert. She's not nearly so skinny now although her hips are a bit bruised. | I gave her the bag of Twisties to take back home and give them to somebody that cared. | Shit happens...we all get used to it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
man up nick, its been 3 days , sms her and say , its the guy you keep bumping into everywhere , lets go have a steak and a chat , yes i do fancy you and i have retarded fingers, meet me at the local for a steak and swap stupid error stories.if she is not totally repelled, she will turn up , make a joke about the phone ,get chatting , have a drink or two , then try to lay one on her, if she into that , she should be right to go further. .1 by kissing her she will know you are not a gay best friend , but you were sensitive enough to let her hug you all the time,which should win you points 2. if she doesnt go for the kiss, you can go home knowing you had a shot and she is emotional wreck that you don't want to be stuck with just think about it this way , you can never try and cry as you wank yourself to sleep or you can lay your clunkers out on the table and with all the contact in previous timess, be in like flynn
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14 years ago
Ran into her two days ago, she apologized profusely. Now the question is, was she being sincere or was she saving face? I havve no idea.
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14 years ago
What did she apologise for Nick? not getting back to you? Are you any the wiser? most importantly of all though, is.........did you man handle her, grab her by the hips and yank her forward pressing your manhood into her pelvis as you crushed her damn lips into her head or what? For the love of all things 'Having a crack' tell me you did ....
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14 years ago
And dear god how I wanted to... but she had her kid with her. Didn't want to scar the lad.
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14 years ago
I do love following the adventures of Nick Wilde, albeit in a voyeuristic manner. This time though, I did feel like pulling you into a crushing hug of voluptuousness which would no doubt completely freak you out since I'm the antithesis of everything you look for in a woman! Nick, I'm old enough to know that if you don't ask, you rarely get. And also experienced enough to know that if there is really a connection between two people there is a fairly good chance that no matter what you do to jeopardise it, sparks will still fly! Oh and as a mother to "a lad" myself, kids are pretty capable of bouncing back from such traumatic experiences as realising their mum has a life outside of his gravitational pull. So good luck, may be the force be with you and all that jazz. And I look forward to the next installment in the adventures of Nick Wilde! xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'And dear god how I wanted to... but she had her kid with her. Didn't want to scar the lad. I see your lips moving Nick but all I'm hearing is excuses man get her alone dammit!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
....she shared the Twisties with you. I don't do guilt...but it's nice to share.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can you explain that last metaphor CM, I'm a little lost?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just messing with ya Nick... there is a post up there where I was teasing about meeting a hot chick here that wanted a steak and some potatoes. Seriously though...she was from Melbourne and didn't fly down from the the Whitsundays. | Funny how damn vanilla some of these hot chicks can be, huh?
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RHP User
14 years ago
It stopped being funny for me about six months ago. I calls em' like I sees um' and apparently, I'm an unfeeling monster. So, I'll live with that, strictly speaking about the 'rhp girls' of course. I'm sure people aren't really like that in the real world... lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
will never work u seem to be concerned about her ever lasting hugs she bumps in2 only when she down maybe shes just down and you only relate to her in a sexual way so just do it already or move on because its just sex cant see anything else
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'It stopped being funny for me about six months ago. I calls em' like I sees um' and apparently, I'm an unfeeling monster. So, I'll live with that, strictly speaking about the 'rhp girls' of course. I'm sure people aren't really like that in the real world... lol. They could always be giving you the green light? ( unfeeling monster) So go on, cop a feel already Haha and if not, you can always use it as your misunderstood defense later on
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PartyOrg
14 years ago
Dude, seriously there is no point, even if you get this girl, I think you wont appreciate her, because of all the emotional trauma she has put you through. I personally think once you sleep with her all your sparks will go dull, and the process will be out of your system. Blunt I know, but that is how I see this cookie crumbling.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That's probably the best idea of all... | Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'I'm sure people aren't really like that in the real world... lol. Out in the real world, you often run into women like DGT who will give you a bag of Twisties and let you cop a feel at the supermarket. Some of these same women are a hell of a lot of fun to go shopping with when mangos are in season. | Just a thought....
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RHP User
14 years ago
She's supposed to call sometime today, because y'know... she said she would. We're supposed to be doing lunch, but in my estimation, anything after 2pm isn't lunch. I would've liked it to be just sex, I really would but her complete lack of a phone call leads me to assume that she is just a total bitch, who even when she makes a date, simply cannot stick to it. Though personally, and in all seriousness, I hope this is just an overreaction on my part. Its now Five minutes to one and I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a phone call, but at the same time, I feel pretty gutted that I was proven right, yet again...
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RHP User
14 years ago
I wish I had just used her for sex and thrown her away like a used condom. At last that way, I would've gotten at least one use out of her. For all I know, I would've appreciated her, assuming she could've just kept a fucking date, but its clear to me now that she can't get out of her own way but even so, that shouldn't effect her ability to put out and be on her merry way now should it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
She sounds like one of those women who only responds to men who treat her like shit, which probably stems from a compulsive need to be wanted. i.e. if a man treats her badly or simply ignores her she'll do anything she can to make him want her, but if a man already wants her she'll string him along as long as she can to make that feeling last.Forget her. Then she'll probably be all over you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Given that you're still online at 1/4 to 2, I'm thinking you were right . Oh and it would explain your crankier than normal attitude today Forget her Nick, she's even beginning to piss me off, and I don't even want to shag her lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nick, you're sweeter than a bag of lollies. Kids are mad for the sweet stuff. Now, when was the last time u were puttin' it to the ladies? How long u been pushin' sweetness and light, and wondering why little girls are giving u the run around? I hope they not gigglin' like school-girls when u should be closing the deal. Audience, what our hero is lacking in this "Mills n Boon" - romantic-psycho-in-suspense-thriller is....SOME FRACKIN" ACTION AND DIRECTION. Your emotional intelligence is off its tits, dude, and your confusion over said bird is........aww ya breakin' my heart, soldier. You're clearly educated, with manners and respect where they should be. Good looking kid as far as i'm prepared to think about it. But your posts are pretty heavy, like a thick fog rolled in with them. Maybe keep it a bit more lighter, let your personality be the summer breeze in their hearts, ( and the tingle in their knickers). So if you wanna be the man.... be the man, Nick. Take control. I don't mean be a wanker. Use ur initiative when conversing with the ladies. Speak up. As long as u know who u are, and confident with that person, the rest is easy. If the don't have the maturity to speak openly n honesrtly about their feelings, keep walking. Girls that keep u second guessing are just....counter-productive. And Wondering is something u do while ur waiting to die. Be the one to initiate the tough questions, or get used to being in awkward situations. Confidence is belief in yourself. It eminates, and eases the souls of those around you. Just don't expect a sympathy root if you're gonna get all shitty, or bummed out at the advice people offer. A forum post requesting advice from people that don't know you....whinging about your target demographic's input will need luck gettin em to put out.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thats actually pretty rad advice, and also conversely, funny as hell.
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