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Merits of 69ing In A Park
March 13 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Really... you actually paid ? AND he got sex ???? Mmmmm...... you MUST say "bye bye" to this guy. I'm happy to go Dutch or to take turns paying but not pay both times and I believe a guy should offer to pay the first time (yes, I'm a little old fashioned but I believe in manners). YES to park sex...actually that's a YES YES YES to park sex. I'm usually naked so grass stains not a problem. It's the fresh air and looking up at the stars that I like the most. Re: Chocolate... it HAS to be GOOD dark chocolate. And good red wine. xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol cant say i nobut why the hell did u pay...just me because i thought it was a general rule to shout the ladies..
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RHP User
16 years ago
tinquabell really...u paid n he got to have fun..plus u got the stains..lol maybe u need to try a bit of class n sophistication in terms of the selection of guys ...it goes a long way..lol.. nice guys arent that bad...they can still give u all the satsfaction but at the same time know how to treat a lady.. cheers
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry babe, maybe I'm a little old fashioned too, but couldn't do that. happy to share expenses but not be fullt subsidised. Park Sex. yummy, something extra exciting about being out in the open, communing with natutre so to speak. gotta be warm tho!!! lol chocolate, go along with Miss Saturn on this one, the more expensive chocolates are better, but I don't mind either milk or dark.... and yes... I think I'd be dropping some very serious hints about dry cleaning bills!!!! lovya
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RHP User
16 years ago
.....mmm yes, absolutely, just trying to recall last time, perhaps kings park many years ago, must return with very very god dark chocolate for me n mrC prefers milk, definately red wine....and after the first date i would asume he wasnt a complete stranger then, and i am sorry but basic courtesy says he pays 2nd time round or "No Chocolate For You", and he needs to invest in a rug for the park! msC xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow Belle,You just went to the top of the pile on a lot of guys lists. You paid for both dates and was willing for a romp in the park, I bet your inbox is overflowing now!Seriously, they guy sounds like a complete loser and he is using you! I am sure you can do much better, hell I am positive you can. There are heaps of guys here with class, no woman should have to pay - yes I am old school (matches my age I guess). If I was you i would definitely send him the dry cleaning bill but he is probably so cheap he doesn't own a phone!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tinqua is talking about Randomtip??? Or am I imagining things?lilmiss :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
ah, ya such a funny gal...and yeah, i'm with mooka and coolad on this one tinquabelle...no way josay should you have to cough up...errr...in more ways than one...he might be hot to trot...but ya deserve better...he's just using you...and YES...send him the bill and then we'll see what sort of a man he is...cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tinquabell, how could you? Your taste in men must be absolutely appalling! To think that this guy repaid your kindness and generosity by giving you hot, steamy public chocolate sex naked under the stars is unconscionable! No amount of pulsating orgasmic tremors with his hot, hard body pinning you to the grass, panting and thrusting, licking and biting, is worth your purse's self respect! Really, he should have paid for everything! The meal, the cinema tickets, the drinks, the chocolate, the condoms, everything! In fact, you shouldn't even be able to speak out loud! He should order your meal for you, buy whatever drinks he thinks are required to ply your horniness, tell you where to walk (left! right! left!) and do all your thinking for you because obviously girls aren't actually people they are baubles whot should do what they are told when they are told and not before! And that is why men pay for them. Because they don't have two brain cells to rub together and have absolutely no independence. Random PS He must have done something right for you to ask him out on two consecutive dates! PPS Mum has some nappisan just drop the dress off when you pick me up tomorrow night...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwhhh how sweet! All I know is that I would have loved to watch! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
But, but, but.... He was a true gentleman! He held my hand and walked on the side of the footpath closest to the road, he brushed the residual popcorn crumbs off my seat before I sat down, and he helped explain the movie to me when I clearly had no idea wtf was going on. At the end of the night he even helped pull the twigs and bindis out of my hair (and even some sand...no idea how that got in there?). Is this not true love? I'm thinking of buying him a thank you present. Only problem is, I can't seem to find my purse... Belle ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ditch that loser Tinq... MissS has it right - you paid for everything AND he got sex??. it's back to front. You're supposed to receive food and drink in exchange for sex - it's called dating. You young things - absolutely clueless. PS _ Msg me anytime... I'm a considerate lover and would do you doggy so the only grass stains are on your knees. (Sooo youd still pay for the date wouldn't you?) PPS - How much do you know about this guy- I suspect he tortures kittens.
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XtremGuy
16 years ago
I have had some great times recently in parks and find the very enjoyable... Not sure about you paying both time though... come out with me and Ill pay for dinner.... oh and any dry cleaning hehe. As for chocolate both are good depending on mood... dark with wines i think or milk by itself.... or melted over something or someone.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Random advice if I may.... Do you want to be part of a user pays system like a carbon trading scheme? in which case your mess is your responsibility (unless you can find a way to get some 3rd world nation to pick up the tab) I always pay... To borrow the words of the original 14th c mystic and poet, "out beyond ideas of feminism and masochism there is a park ...I'll meet you there Random stranger" stain me please
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RHP User
16 years ago
well said random :-) why does it always have to be a woman prerogative?? whats wrong with turning the tables every now and then..????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tinka ... I agree with what everyone has said ... lowdown cheapskate scoundrel he was, making you pony up like that!Unless of course it WAS random, in which case ... ummm *blush* ... you seem to have quite lovely taste in men :)lilmiss ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Aw thank you everyone for your concerns, to clarify, I was more than happy to pay...the money really wasn't the issue, although next time I might get my date to shell out for a decent picnic blanket (heck, a couple of flattened boxes would have done the trick!). I'll still stick to the milk chocolate, I like to believe that its full of calcium and protects me from osteoarthritis....yeah yeah, please don't crush my delusional little fantasy! As for speculation on who it may have been... well it was really dark... and uh... no comment :) Belle "Coming Soon To A Carpark Near You" P.s. The stolen purse isn't an issue any more, all I did was forward $10,000 to a Nigerian prince and he promises next week I'll be set up for life... Anyone know where to order Napisan in bulk? ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh I mean yes, dark, yes but milk good too!!!!Damn YOU paid? What the..is there any hot, bi girls that want to take us out for dinner then let us satiate them in the park, we'll do the dry cleaning, heck we'll take you shopping for a new dress!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'tinquabell' (heck, a couple of flattened boxes would have done the trick!). oooh, you saucy minx - but this fellow is clearly not up to satisfying your horny hobo fantasy... now as it happens I know of a few incredibly dirty and dank alleyways - some including overflowing dumpsters... ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Oh I mean yes, dark, yes but milk good too!!!!Damn YOU paid? What the..is there any hot, bi girls that want to take us out for dinner then let us satiate them in the park, we'll do the dry cleaning, heck we'll take you shopping for a new dress!!! Two words: Convert me ;) *looks at your profile....ok, I'm converted* Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'tinquabell' (heck, a couple of flattened boxes would have done the trick!). oooh, you saucy minx - but this fellow is clearly not up to satisfying your horny hobo fantasy... now as it happens I know of a few incredibly dirty and dank alleyways - some including overflowing dumpsters... ;) Mmm....don't stop baby, I'm so close...thats it, like that! Ohhhh, yes! Build me a sex swing out of a couple of milk crates, some bits of chain and a wooden shipping pallet, hoist me up in the alleyway above the food scraps and rats and I'm yours for life ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
So I went on another date with this guy. I bought tickets to a show, and on a generous whim, I booked a 5 star hotel room for the night. This suite was huge- 2 TVs, a spa bath you could swim laps in, marble bathroom, king size bed with 9 pillows, walk in robe, seperate lounge and dining rooms...just lovely! Imagine my disappointment when we got back to the hotel room and he kept me up ALL NIGHT. I didn't even get to watch one of the TVs, or swim 50m in the bath! No, all he wanted was sex, sex, sex. Then breakfast. Then arguing over which newspaper is better. Then more sex until we checked out. All I wanted was an hour or two of sleep. But no, he insisted I have 9 orgasms instead. Grrrrr. When we limped to the desk and checked out the next day and the concierge asked how we slept, I couldn't even answer her! Never in my life have I been more embarrassed. Including the time I had to meet my family with bite marks all over my neck. To top it off, a few days later I notice my credit card has money missing. Yes, my charming date has also managed to raid the mini bar, without my knowledge. $9 for maltesers and he didn't even offer me one! I think its love. Belle ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
i was with you all the way...cause sometimes i pay, sometimes they pay....but then i read your update now im with everybody else...get rid of him and get a real man...you can do a lot better than that 3 dates in a row and you paid...thats just not on roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tinq your killing me...I just read the posts what the ?? keep in the parks , no mini bars there !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
It is obvious to me by the way you let this guy treat you that you mustn't think that much of yourself. Obviously this guy knows how to push a girl's buttons to get what he wants. Is it possible he even rationalises the fact he pleasures you immensely as reciprocation for the lavish manner in which you find yourself supporting him? I would immediately set about searching for a new man. I read in the best newspaper in Melbourne, The Age, that the equality between the sexes that our generation had shoved down our throats at school means more guys under 35 expect to be treated to a night out by the girl. Perhaps you should be looking for a guy between 35 - 55 who knows how to treat a woman as a bauble, rather than as a person. Possibly one who is perhaps a little tubby and/or bald, who would pay for dinner so that you are obliged to pleasure him for treating you so nicely. Possibly you might not have as many or as powerful orgasms, or be turned on as much, but at least you wouldn't feel like you are being used. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'tinquabell' To top it off, a few days later I notice my credit card has money missing. Yes, my charming date has also managed to raid the mini bar, without my knowledge. $9 for maltesers and he didn't even offer me one! I think its love. Belle ;) Quite frankly $1 per orgasm is cheap... I think he was entitled to a $8 bottle of water too, but I guess you made him drink tap water did you? Tightarse!! ps- 9 pillows... mmmm that makes for a wealth of positions. And a spa? Care to share a hotel name?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmmm not sure who you've been talking to Random, but I never said anything about powerful orgasms... Quoting 'randomtip' Possibly you might not have as many or as powerful orgasms, or be turned on as much, but at least you wouldn't feel like you are being used. Random Truth be told, I faked all but one. And that lone one was with the hand-held shower head, while my date built a mountain out of pillows so he could practise his wrestling moves in comfort. Pity he had to do it while starkers in the hotel corridor. Mmmmmmm....kegals! Belle
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'randomtip' I read in the best newspaper in Melbourne, The Age, Random pmsl - To be fair I read the same thing in the Herald Sun - they used shorter words and diagrams, which made it easier to understand, and I didn't need to spread the bloody thing out on a sticky king size bed to read it. But I prefer The Australian - it's paper is much better for masking when spray painting old Datsuns..
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol tinquabelle ,i havnt stopped laughing,, love your sence of humour,,love to know when and what park your visiting next,, i wanna come watch and if its all that bad i will drive you home and pay for the petrol myself hahahahaha. what parks in melbourne do people suggest is the best for taking your lady for a bit of romantic fun,would like to visit and play along side another cpl maybe.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm finding all the "YOU PAID AND HE GOT SEX" thing a bit weird, surely they both 'got' sex?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'jengirl' I'm finding all the "YOU PAID AND HE GOT SEX" thing a bit weird, surely they both 'got' sex? what if you're a complete starfish?(yes, that line of reasoning irks me too)
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RHP User
16 years ago
me thinks tinkqua has a very wicked sense of humour and knows EXACTLY what too write too get all the boys attention. you go girl, love your work!
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