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Melb Drinks ROCKED !! GET THE GOSS HERE ****

April 17 2010

Thank you to everyone that attended the drinks at the Union Hotel last night. It was a huge success... our biggest turn out yet ! And YOU all made it the success it was. It was great to meet so many RHPers. A few observations... RANDOM... WOW, white leather is 110% HOTTER than a woollen jumper ! Especially with the cool hair style to match. AS for the multi-accents you used... pity I didn't get to demonstrate a few of my own. What ever works for you ... if pretending to be Irish works... go for it ! TAIPAN... thanks for gracing Melbourne with your wonderful company, cheeky smile and ohhhh soooo HOT body. I lost count of how many women kissed you... and had a feel. You must have something going on there, perhaps you could share some tips with the other guys !!! Just wondering where you "inserted" your hotel key ? CRUISING2010.... thanks for dropping in from NSW with your girlfriend... you are an incredibly HOT HOT couple and I'm sure you will have no shortage of fun in Melbourne. I never did get to sing "Lady in Red" to your girlfriend ! MAD2ANGEL.... the sweet couple in the corner... if only everyone really knew ! Was great to see you there, hope you had fun. NUTTYCOUPLE... very nice... haven't figured out what type of NUT you each are but hopefully time will tell ! MISS BOWPEEK, CUSTOMER69, SASSYME, INTRIGUED CURIOUS... the wonderful women who help make the drinks night so wonderful. Thanks for your company... you were all sexy as usual. To everyone else... and there were MANY HOT single men and fabulous, gorgeous women. Thank you, thank you and THANK YOU. I think I managed to speak to everyone... pity I didn't get to eat dinner... thank goodness for Maccas drive thru at 2am ! See you all at the next one. Hugs and xx Miss Saturn

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i still have teeth marks on my right nipple,

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    so just where did the first official book of the forum book club end up?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What a great night, you Melbourne people know how to party . I have another night to go , how an I going to get through this ?? Agree with you miss Saturn putting faces to names and oh yes hand on arses !! Too you ladies .. Random evil crazy and the crew thanks for being so friendly to this shy Sydney lad .. Luvtosmike yr one sexy chick !! Miss bopeak I have to be at the airport by 11am .. Umm yes my room key ?? Saturn we must salsa next time I am down .. Jenster Scottish sassy xxx I need more sleep before round 2 ..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm running a bath ..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The bar has been raised now. Next time i will have to turn up with a real life porn star. Although the room was probably filled with many amatuer ones anyway

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Evilboy... After I ripped out the photos of me, I handed the mag to the Birthday boy...Xtremguy. It seemed only fair given it WAS his 28th birthday!!!!!!!!!! The perfect age for getting those Hustler pages stuck together...the rest of you guys were probably too old to put it to good use ! xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the rest of us guys appreciate real women, not the airbrushed unobtainable types in hustler. My brain is far sexier at 38 than it was at 28, and it gets me into and out of places i could never have been in my twenties.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It was obvious you put in the hard yards to make it such a super event.....Was great to meet those who hadn't been before and catch up with those gorgeous people that had..Now where do we find that official 'as big as a huntsman' measurement that one of our lovely rhp ladies introduced us to.. a few of us think that's the measurement most men use to measure the most important part of their rhp anatomy....Thank you all so much for making me laugh at the anecdotes and personal tales that you told... I had a great night ...thanks again Miss Saturn ....xxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    you lot had another great time!!!Hugs... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks for organising a great night Miss Saturn. There were a good 35+ people there I would say and everyone was enjoying themselves. We had fun and it was good meeting some new fun people. See you at the next drinks night !!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LOL ..um...evilboy.... um..sorry about the nipple thing ...LOL let it be a lesson to you not to mix your perfumes !! apologetic miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I seem to remember somewhere during the night that MR Snakey (AKA TAIPAN).......said something about...... MELBOURNE DRINKS BEING BETTER THAN SYDNEY........LOL several times i believe.... last seen he was smiling with his hand on some ones arse Im sure other details will rise to the surface in time

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    There were 3 guys, similar build and appearance, I made a comment that they look like the 3 Musketeers. I can't remember who you are ! Come forth and identify thy self ! Who was it that said I have nice breasts ? (not the word used!... I like compliments !!) Hugs Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    just another quiet night in Melbourne......not! thanks again Miss_Saturn, missbowpeek, customer69 & sassyme for another fun evening, and ofcourse thanks to everyone who showed up. What a mix of rhpers.....It was great to see the cast of regulars and so many new faces as well. I think our interstate visitors enjoyed a relaxing evening, there seemed to be many I didnt have a chance to meet, maybe next time. Learnt a new way to tell which aftershave a man wears, thanks for the demonstration missb & customer 69, very educational.... Hope the cinnamon sugar didnt stain your lovely white top Trish...lol Another scotch & dry thanks Taipan....I do owe you one....a drink that is...:) evilboy....great to see you had a fun night.... intrigued & curious ~~looking forward to the next drinks night on Saturday 1st May 'cause I dont have to work the next day...yaaah

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just a quick thank you to all the new friends we met. A great atmosphere to bring a new player to the scene. You all made "Girl in Red" feel very comfortable and happy to take her curiosity further. "As big as a Huntsmen" will go down in RHP folklore We look forward to meeting again soon.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Who was it that said I have nice breasts ? (not the word used!... I like compliments !!) i dont know who said it, but ill take the points, coz i totally agree :D

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I really enjoyed the night. Interesting to meet people I have already been chatting to and make some new friends. Next time dancing would be fun. Agree on comment re Mad2Angel, great to meet them very nice couple but..... I guess naughty but nice and that is fun.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek'I seem to remember somewhere during the night that MR Snakey (AKA TAIPAN).......said something about...... MELBOURNE DRINKS BEING BETTER THAN SYDNEY........LOL several times i believe.... last seen he was smiling with his hand on some ones arse Im sure other details will rise to the surface in time I'm really glad the melbourne crew had a blast at Drinks night! But the alleged statement: "MELBOURNE DRINKS BEING BETTER THAN SYDNEY" ???? I didn't realise a comparison was to be made. Different people make for different dynamics in a group. The statement is lacking consideration for not only the Sydney organiser ...Stalky, who re-ignited and initated the Social Drinks Night idea, but also for the peeps from Sydney who made the effort to attend. Just a little consideration. Thats all. Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey OneBrightStar, Ms Bowpeek meant no harm or hostility in her comment re: Syd versus Melb. In fact it was a local Syd boy who probably had a few too many of the Melb women kissing him to NOT make that comment ! Hey...if I was a guy, I'd say whatever it takes to get lots of women kissing and touching me ! everyone knows Sydney ROCKS. We all know Stalky ROCKS. There will never be malice between Melb and Syd RHPers. I don't care which state a person is from just as long as when they leave an event with me they are in a State of Happiness !!! LOL how corny . I'm actually planning on attending the next Syd event... perhaps some other Melbournians wish to join me ? xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Geez , why do people have to take things so serious .. I was not interviewed for gods sake !! If u can imagine the situation , we were all having a good time and towrads the end of a long night the question is asked across the room..in the spirit of the night what would you say onebrightstar ?it is not a competition I was at the Sydney drinks but remeber it was the first and a thursday night,, I came to these drinks because. I enjoyed meeting. People at the sydney drinks ..I am sure the Perth people would have said the same about their night too after a few veers !! So can we ease up on the fun police here please .and naybe other experts should make an effort to attend instead of sniping ..a pissed off taipan ..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Whose bottom was Taipan's hand last seen on? And do we suspect he went home with someone on Friday night (well, it was Saturday morning by the time we all left), or did he go home alone? I mean, he is one sexy dude, some woman probably wanted to share his bed... Should we start a bet? Who would be the odds on favourite, do you think? xxiluvtosmile

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lolz OBS ... Taipans just jelous cause I neglected to put my hand on his arse that night... hehe. Besides, if someone came to Sydney drinks and didn't enjoy the night they've only got themselves to blame. The next Sydney drinks will be some time next month. I'm having trouble with Internet access until the end of the month but I can sneak on line using this I-phone. A bit of a hassle so I won't be on much. However, if you want a good night out this week and you missed hellfire last Friday night, there's Club Rub on this Thursday night if you're slutty enough. :p hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I was very reserved at our drinks stalky I am ready to unleash at the next one . And if miss cherry has her assets out umm !! I would hate to think how big a party with both crews would end up !! I was well behaved all weekend . And yes I am an arse man ! kisses to all rumour has it miss saturn may even make the Sydney drinks ..we had sydney 2000 how about Saturn 2010 ?

  • Tart_Du_Jour

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    16 years ago

    What a shame I was so tired and grumpy that day that I decided to miss it. That'll learn me for next time! *sad face*

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Goodness Stalky your fronts just as nice as your rear LOL No harm intended at all and i think everyone who attends the drinks nights would know that. The rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne is just that rivalry and a bit of stick /teasing...... Stalky and I actually posted independantly at almost the same moment originally...so there is no drama between us....we both just wanted to see folk enjoy, meet and have fun. Im sure he will still make me welcome in sydney......not so sure id take direction from him to a good club tho LOL I cant wait to come to the sydney drinks....meeting fun people is always an awesome way to spend a night.... and there are some sexy men in sydney ....hope they meant it when they dared me to come visit them LOL I dont know whos arseTaipan had his hand on last.......but it wasnt mine.... he did make it to the airport on time tho still giggling and with a smile in his voice, stating he would be back.....lol Can we all share the frequent flyer points ??? Well now Trishy.....if you spill cinnamon sugar on them...... altho choc ones would be just as nice and both very lickable......heheheheh.......that lick off competition may come to fruitian yet !!! Im not sure Mr evil will be so keen next time tho.....unless you promise not to bite him again harmless miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mr Stalky your front is just as nice as your rear LOL.................................................................................... I dont remember whos arse Mr taipan left his final touch upon.........honest injun............But it wasnt mine ! lol He did make it to the airoprt on time and still had a smile in his voice, stating he would come again................ OBS no malice intended whatsoever !! Just rivalry and a general tease. Im sure we girls will have an awesome time when we visit sydney. Stalky and I actually posted independantly unbeknowns to each other originally at almost the same time. Im sure he will be just as happy to have Melb ppl come to the sydney drinks as we are to have anybody from sydney come join us. Is all about fun and enjoyment. Its great to see everyone getting together all over the country side I wonder if the sydney lads that have dared me to visit really truely meant i could stay at their places ........lol Trish..........behave !! lol..........................you dust them with cinnamon sugar hun and ill......................... the grand lick off may yet happen LOL ...Miss Saturn where are you ??? still apartying miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    From The_Last_76 and I, sorry we couldn't be there. We'd already made prior dinner engagements, and trains on a Friday night after a certain time are a nightmare.I'm glad you guys all had fun, and we'll be sure to attend the next one!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks Saturn for organising it, and to all those that went... Great to meet Taipan from Sydney. Thanks especially to Missbowpeek and intriguedcurious Regards Mr. and Mrs SR

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    My original post didn't appear. Hmm.Apologies from The_Last_76 and I for not being there. I know he said we would. We had prior engagements, and after a certain time trains on Fridays are so bad.Good to see it went well!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LOL oh F### it !! LOL my computer is out to get me !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mr evil will be well and truely ready next time. I will make sure i have ice handy for before to make them bigger and after for the bruising. May have to put my aftershave on a bit lower next time, somewhere below my belly button. p.s i will also wear a mistletoe beltbuckle for the christmas drinks.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I made it back , all good on the lounge Underbelly on tele !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    shouldn't be talked about in a public forumahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahadishevelled, a little loony............ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Evilboy you are a fun guy man, great company !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i wish there was someone in brisbane to do this sort of thing... :(

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well, Angel and I had lots of fun meeting new people... Red_Trix, it was a pleasure to meet you along with all the other new faces, too many to remember. See you at the next one everyone !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Why don't you arrange it. Someone has to!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks taipan, my shout next time. Prefer the compliments to be coming from the ladies but i will take that one. May have been the beer and bourbon more than me. So still no revelations as to which young lady may have joined you afterwards??????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Mz_pink....just do it ...lots of fun........keep it simple....it all started with a suggestion......just post the idea ask for convenient venues to be nominated and set a date ...easy peasy hun.....sit back, sip, flirt and enjoy LOL good luck Brissy the redland used to rock when i lived in brissy ...not very convenient but a great bike ride there and back on a sunny summers sunday arve........aahhh the memories reminiscent miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I'm actually planning on attending the next Syd event... perhaps some other Melbournians wish to join me ? xx Miss Saturn I will definitely cum if Random comes in his white leather and will talk dirty to me in all his accents. I loooove accents!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I knew a guy while doin a tango Slipped on a seed of a mango He fell on the chick Impailed her with his dick. And now they have a girl called Fandango.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh Evilboy , cant kiss and tell !! Where did Evilboy end up ? I know i slept in my hotel bed !!

  • Letsgetcrazy09

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    16 years ago

    Well what a great night it was to meet so many from RHP. My biggest regret was that I couldnt stay longer. Was great to see some from interstate make an appearance too. If anyone has seen a button, please return along with the chest hair, I'm sure it really wasn't that tasty!! Oh and the aftershave it was................. Nah I'm coming back, you will have to guess again.............hehehe

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Are you two trying to tease us? You have this little guessing game going, but I wonder whether you two were doing the same chick together, and are trying to throw us off the scent with your crazy antics??? xxILTS

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I also slept in my hotel bed MR T. Wasnt paying as much as my room cost in a taxi fare to get home. And the RHP version of kiss and tell i believe is (cant lick and tell).

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Spent the next morning perving on all the mums at Auskick. What a life having little kids as Milf bait.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ooohhh Mr evil went missing and Mr Snakey went home with someone..........................who had an arse......... are you thinking what im thinking LOL....................................................................................................... cant lick and tell...ppphhhffffttt !! It was Opium and .......what was that other one you said ......... lol funny none of the girls I kissed could tell either ....... Did you say a button missing???????????? a button ?????? OMG i swallowed a button ???? That licking game is too dangerous........maybe we should try seeing who can undo a zipp with their teeth ...... still playful miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    How about that Slippery nipple we had with Intriguedcurious ..very nice to swallow at the bar..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I only drank scotch and dry that night....was someone impersonating me? lol Now Taipan, you and Mr Evil both say you SLEPT in your respective beds..... and we all know there are many places to play other than beds......... intrigued & curious ~~hey, Miss b...great legs!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sorry Intrigued thats right scotch for you , bourbon for me ..The slippery nipples must have been with Jenster and Evil..Maybe we had his blowup doll between us ! Oh that sounds pretty bad..Taxi !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If anyone has any suggestions for the next event please let me know. I've had a suggestion for names tags: Name RHP nickname Favourite Sex Position Sounds like a good idea to me. My own ideas : anyone that stays in the same seat for more than 20 minutes has to lay on the bar and have body shots enjoyed off them by fellow RHPers. Or... we have a pair of handcuffs and circulate their use.... each person has to wear them for at least 5 minutes with anyone but their partner. And the next location will have decent tasting FREE water so I don't have to constantly buy mineral water.... was nearly tempted to stick to alcohol. xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

  • Letsgetcrazy09

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    16 years ago

    OMG, now that is getting serious, things might dislodge and lodge elsewhere........... Giorgio Armani - but which one???

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    there are plenty of people already here taking incorrect pot shots with out you adding any further fodder!!! psml..... dont let the taxi door hit you on the arse... intrigued & curious ~~~gawd, the thought of 2 of me and/ or a blow up doll would be enough to do some folks head in....one is definately enough thanks.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Would have loved somewhere to dance ! and nice water would have been really good too . And I'm sorry I did sit in the same chair for a while...... ummm no excuse !! Susi x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OOHHH Mr Lets..... .dont tell me you have loose zippers ????? OMG !! I might swallow it at this rate Ill be able to get dressed on the inside... zipped up and buttoned down miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OOHH the ODD FELLOWs (new club house MAY1st) has a dance floor and live music....... see you there miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Can you tell us all where this "Odd Fellows" place is exactly..... intrigued & curious

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks Miss Saturn for organising a pissup with a bunch of hornies. I had a great time and left tipsy and swaggering. Better than drunk and staggering! Great to meet you, all those I hadn't before, and hopefully I meet some of you again soon ;)Stoopid alcohol, always trying to make me feel good about myself...RandomPS Yes the wink means I want to boink you...

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    16 years ago

    That's it, the zippers have to go. All velcro for me now........

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    no dancing unless you want to see me do air guitar on the dance floor, after six drinks thats my only dance move.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    love a good air guitar

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The new location THE ODD FELLOWS HOTEL (ODDIES)..................SEEMS APPROPRIATE LT LONSDALE STREET but enter (oohh) via MADAME BRUSSELS LANEWAY Google em......great spot........ great pizza...... great people....... and great fun to be had Ill bring you some earplugs Evil or pin you down with my tongue LOL ???? velcro......................?????? love the sound of it being undone entertainment officer lol miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sounds like you guys had an absolute ball! will definitely have to make the next one, although i could do without the teeth marks that evilboy copped LOL