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Meeka's home videos

February 05 2012

I know that alot of people are making their own little home videos to send out to potential shags, friends and lovers. Now, I recently make a video of myself but it's funny as I just can't watch it. I suppose it's because it starts off with a close up of my face as I suck on my purple jelly dong. When I watch it I just crack up laughing. It's hilarious. Is anyone else like that? I mean, can you watch your own solo porn videos? Do you even make them?? xxMeeka

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I can't watch myself if I tried. I just laugh at myself. Even making them seems a tad awkward, despite me being somewhat of an exhibitionist.... Trade Meeks? :-P

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You looked HAWT Meeks dirty girl, but you need to have a word with your camera-man, I kept yelling at him to pan down...PAN DOWN DAMMIT !!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    What a dirty dirty bird! I made a bit of a movie once. It was enjoyable to make. :p I have never watched it since.... I think we should make our own home movie Meeks! Lolz... better turn my mind to the script! Oh gawd. I just had a vision of Benny Hill! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    THAT !! I really do need to see, at least if I don't cum, I'll have a bloody good laugh

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Once , but then the guy would not delete it or give it back so out there in porn land there is me giving a head job. The guy was actually a guy that films people for insurance fraud so he had all the equipment, pardon the pun Now, not in a million years, not on the phone either Ladies I have to tell you that I have received those movie of women that made them for a guy and I ended up with them One with her face in it So my advice never ever put your face up in a movie, or your kids may find a dark cinema with wank seats and my god that’s my mother holly shit! I delete all the movie s I get, after I look at the academy award performance :) If I did one now, I would break a hip trying to get the camera at the right angle. Men want porn sex so now do we have to provide the porn movie in advance. Jeez meka , no fair how can we compete with the "MIKA and the Purple Dildo" cumming to a movie near you!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I have a friend in the know who says, when you look at the cam imagine it is absoloutly the man/woman of your dreams that you're looking at...nekid...................that way you'll get a dead sexy look on your face and don't forget the closeups! And maybe get a new camera man. xx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Lolz Goodie. You mean Cock Cam?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Need a cameraman Meeks? If I wasnt any good at it, I'd be out of a job :-P

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    And by the way, if I'm filming Meeks and stalks....there may be an extra spray of cum somewhere in the film from an invisible "actor" :-P

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I was the camera man GG... That is one of the most disturbing things about it, is the look in my eyes. Haha But I agree, I need the practice. Stalky, what immediately comes to mind is me chasing you through the bush waving my strapon. I will hold the camera... You know Blair Witch style. I have the music covered as well... Just call me and the Benny Hill theme tune will play. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ. Xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Tuscanred I wouldn't be too concerned.. It was R rated not XXX. :D

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You need someone to look hungrily and lustfully at Meeks! Solved!! I'm sure you won't have any problem finding someone to lend a hand. It's actually fun to have a boy cammed up while you go dont' on him, now THAT is hot. As long as he can keep the bloody thing still. Quoting 'Meeka100' I was the camera man GG... That is one of the most disturbing things about it, is the look in my eyes. Haha But I agree, I need the practice. Stalky, what immediately comes to mind is me chasing you through the bush waving my strapon. I will hold the camera... You know Blair Witch style. I have the music covered as well... Just call me and the Benny Hill theme tune will play. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ. Xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Stalky'Lolz Goodie. You mean Cock Cam?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    James you naughty boy, you are going to get Stalky all excited. But I am sure something could be arranged my sweet. So will this be an outdoor video or I think I may know the perfect dark room :p xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I have a little place in mind...props required - leather, whips, handcuffs and an enormous strap-on... I'm glad you're both looking forward to the extra cum :-P

  • erotictouch4u

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    14 years ago

    Make it instructional and flog it off to virgins as a "How To" ET xox

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I too am a "squirter" and I like to indulge myself in a squirting fun........many years ago i was with a man who believed i had pissed myself.......there is a variance in the sensation of squirting and pissing.....though both bring relief!!!! I was embarassed with my new found body expression......Now I embrace it.....How sad for him that he never experienced a squirter and thought I was pissing......

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Lol! James, I never let a drop hit the ground. It's in the bible! Hehe. Was at a gangbang last year that was being filmed, we all had masks, I got a little restless queing up and couldn't resist the cameraman. What could he do about it anyway, had to keep on filming the main event... Lolz. I don't know if he could edit out the gag sounds and heavy breathing but hey... it all adds to the atmosphere surely! :p Hugs Stalky

  • davidex46x

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I was the camera man GG... That is one of the most disturbing things about it, is the look in my eyes. Haha But I agree, I need the practice. Stalky, what immediately comes to mind is me chasing you through the bush waving my strapon. I will hold the camera... You know Blair Witch style. I have the music covered as well... Just call me and the Benny Hill theme tune will play. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ. Xx Meeks I have filmed myself a couple of time as i was wanking. I actually don't mind watching my own videos..And i am more than happy to share them with you Meeka! LOL   Lots of xxxxxxxxx   D.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I have the perfect place in mind....time to get out your strap on and bondage gear Meeks ;-)Nicely done Stalks...taking advantage of some poor sod just because you haven't had your protein shake for the day :-P

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    This is so much funnier than comedy and for so many different reasons but I'm a little baffled where the squirts fit into the whole camera anglewas it a misfire? aimed at the wrong thread? funny anyway lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Damn you lot, now I have the Benny Hill chasing music stuck in my head

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Are you referring to the male or female squirt comment? :-P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I couldn't think of anything worse than watching myself have sex lol...Mine would be one for the porn bloopers sites hahaha! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Forgot about that video... I was only just saying on another thread that I would never make a video. Oops. God I miss Stalky & DGT. :'(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Years ago my ex and I got out the video camera....huge thing iit was and thought OK lets be naughty it was propped on the dressing table the angle was so wrong and well we played it back looked at each and said I think we'll delete that.Although I have done a solo video for a few friends that is passable....no face shots please.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    .. for bumping up this thread ;-) So good to read a bit o' Stalky & DGT! Hilarious xx