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Mechanical Fucking Machines

June 26 2012

Have any gals out there experienced/own a mechanical fucking machine? Love to hear your experiences. I've seen one on a rhp profile (can't remember the profile handle), but it looked like fun! Also watched a dvd on the Sybian (?) but it's too expensive to import, plus something about incompatible USA/Australian electrics! A simple in-out device would do the trick to start ;-) Anyone know where I could get one? Are they worth it? I already have a good collection of vibes and dils, just like to go a step further.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Mr Tri has often entertained the idea of using a reciprocating saw and replacing the blade with a dildo.Note I said REPLACING, not like this idiot:http://moneypennydd.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/reciprocating-saw-sex-toy-story/

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsTri' Mr Tri has often entertained the idea of using a reciprocating saw and replacing the blade with a dildo.Note I said REPLACING, not like this idiot:http://moneypennydd.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/reciprocating-saw-sex-toy-story/ OUCH!!!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I couldn't think of anything worse. Give me a warm body with gorgeous eyes over a piece of steel any day.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    But each to their own... Doesn't mean I'm not curious though. In fact on another site there is a guy who has a huge collection of these things, he contacted me to ask if I was interested, I politely declined but asked a few questions out of pure curiosity... I received an (very long and detailed) email back telling me all the stats and a few pics of some of his faves and he offered to build me one if I would come and test drive it, was all very interesting, but just not my cup of tea. I was showing my partner the pics and stats (mind boggling speed/stroke ratio!!!) we were having a bit of a laugh about it, when my partner (the chippy) then said "I could build one of those with a reciprocating saw and a dildo"... haha Mrs Tri great minds think alike...   Best of luck HC, unfortunately it was at least 6 months ago, but if I can chase him up I'll let you know.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The sound of it reminds me of a small aircraft flying around. She loves it!!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Superman the man of steel?...nothing like the real deal me thinks...a mechanical man,no thanksx hHugs H

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Particularly Krissy G conjured up thoughts of the movie 'Bruno' with Sacha Baron Cohen, with his pedal powered Fucking machine... PMSL.

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  • playful4u

    playful4u

    14 years ago

    In the 2008 film Burn After Reading, US Treasury agent Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney) builds a pedal-powered or rocking "dildo chair" and shows it as a surprise for Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand). Best part of the movie is her reaction "OMG! that's fantastic"   Woud love to see one in real life action :)   There is a couple profile in WA that have a Symbian and are willing to share.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Thanks all. Maybe I should've explained, my husband works offshore (not FIFO, though nothing against that). We play when he's home, I just wanted to experiment while he's away, and NOT with another guy!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    They say sex sells As a dumb tradie i should start taking orders to make them Pmsl

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  • Wild_Pagan_Love

    Wild_Pagan_Love

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsTri' Mr Tri has often entertained the idea of using a reciprocating saw and replacing the blade with a dildo.Note I said REPLACING, not like this idiot:http://moneypennydd.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/reciprocating-saw-sex-toy-story/ OMG, are people that stupid! Unbelievable.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    there is a profile on RHP of a couple who have one of these .. watched it in (semi) action a few years back .. Not really my form .. give me a real person anyday ..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    hi ,,,,,i have one ,,,,it takes anysized dildoe ,,,,,,and is awesome to play with ,,,,i made it myself using a car windscreen wiper motor ,so it runs off 12 volts or 240 volts using a cheap battery charger ,,,,,,,,i absolutly love it ,,,xxxxxxxxx catherine ,,,,,,,,

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    An old man told me before he died, I have no reason to think he lied But though he tried for most of his life, he just never could satisfy his wife. So he built hime self a prick of steel, and hooked it up to a great big wheel, Two brass balls that he filled with cream, and the whole friggin thing it was driven by steam.   up and up went the level of steam, down and down went the level of cream, place your money on a sure fire bet, that the great big wheel, is a'turning yet.   round and round went the great big wheel, in and out went the prick of steel     Nat ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...but I got rusty.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hahaha I'm sure u didn't .   Mrs

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm a little curious about them :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    could be interesting building them, and the test pilot mmmmmmm :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Those vibrating clit machines look interesting though. Although I don't think I could trust myself with one.Oh my god..... I dodddonnntt thinkkk I woulldddd everrr get anyyything donnnneeee.... arrrrrrhhhhhhhhh !

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  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    14 years ago

    That sounds like me since I discovered masturbation.:D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have made both a sybian immitation and a thruster style machine. The sybian was more of a challenge, but for the mech/tech minded of you the vibrator part is simply an electric motor with a biased weight tacked to the drive shaft. Getting it to stay there isn't easy, and then you have to design a housing for it. Good luck - took me a month of weekends to get it right. My ex is the lucky one in posession these days.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    a lady at a party was telling me about her experience with a sybian (there is a profile on here from NSW that hires it out) and she said bringing a buddy along to help you stand was almost a must - she said she couldn't move after being on it, and was completely reduced to quivering jelly for a good period of time after.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It was a home made "job. But looked quite professional. I believe it's internals were an old kenwood chief food mixer ~laughs~I ran away and hid before the folk at the party got to christen it LOL

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My girlfriend uses the Blue Balls machine occasionally and she has no problem having an orgasm if she couples it with a handheld vibrator. I've used the Venus 2000 which is undoubtedly the best machine for men if you want a long blowjob.

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