MrJingles

MrJingles

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Masturbation - caught doing it

October 15 2012

Have you ever been caught masturbating by someone you werent expecting?   I had a girlfriend whose fantasy it was for her to come home one day after work to find me naked on the couch pleasuring myself - so i thought one day id surprise her but unfortunately for me this particular day she came home with a female work colleague.   Nude, on the couch having a good time with no where to hide...sure was a surprise for us all.   And no, it didnt turn into a 3 sum like a good porn film

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Now that's a Classic! Too good..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lmao that was indeed a very unexpected outcome eh?? May I ask what did the colleague say?? Or was the look on their face priceless?? Lol, ok onto your question, no I can honestly say that so far, I've never been caught, but that's not a won't be caught in the future :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thank goodness I have never been caught feeding the chooks..................But the confusing part is, no one knows so why the hell am I often called a wanker??????????????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My mum, when I was about 16. Definitely not part of any fantasy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thank you, that was priceless, I can just picture the look on the women's faces as you played with your Ding-a-ling! Lol!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    but have been watched...many times

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Was sunbaking in a secluded part of my back yard about 2 years ago when I get this feeling someone was watching me.. I looked up to see my sister in law standing there with this big smile on her face... Wasnt exactly caught masturbating but was fully erect and ready to go for it.. 10 seconds more and I think I would have been sprung.. Anyway ' I pulled on my shorts losing my erection straight away, then started chatting away like nothing happened...Funny how people act like that.. We had a coffee and spoke about the usual family stuff as you do , and away she went...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Muhahaha, just think of the positive, it wasn't your parents!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    that is gold

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just burst out laughing!!!! Oh MY GAWD! You poor thing! I've been caught with the ol' electric toothbrush not in my mouth by my Mum. MORTIFYING, about 10 years later she asked me if it was good or not, I told her straight up: "Mum. go buy one for yourself and work it out. I was doing it for a reason!"

  • MrJingles

    MrJingles

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Dragonfyre2010'Thank you, that was priceless, I can just picture the look on the women's faces as you played with your Ding-a-ling! Lol! she was more embarrassed than I was, particulalry as she was stuck at my house for the next hour or so while my gf got ready to go out....awkward conversation that was...haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Sorry dude..... I cant take a topic seriously with a frikken wang hanging out of it. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It is nearly Xmas and he is just Jingles all the way, with some very big bellsx R

  • jezebel_jj

    jezebel_jj

    13 years ago

    Bother to check out the window before she walked in...you definitely had that one coming!!! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I was having a shower and they had the hand held shower head and it felt so good that I couldnt resist holding the stream on my puddy. I had my head back and my eyes closed and I was pinching my nipple when jensman stuck his head through the window and said "hey babe." I screamed and hosed him in the face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes miss boo has been caught heaps from shower head to toys but it's fun