Masturbation

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  No..... but would be fun... Maybe the nudie beach? Or a nice quiet park...few men just happen to be passing through the park whilst I am on a blanket reading and erotic story and I am wearing a dress n no panties... oohhh... time to masturbate! lolz sweetp

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  takes me less than 2 minutes to get myself off if I'm in the mood

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  and if I fall behind in my duties she'll quietly go of and service herself. Of course she doesn't stop when sprung although I have been known to distract her with funny faces to keep her from cumming but she always gets to the goal eventually.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'puppy'and if I fall behind in my duties she'll quietly go of and service herself. Of course she doesn't stop when sprung although I have been known to distract her with funny faces to keep her from cumming but she always gets to the goal eventually. Why is that guys think that humour is sexy?? Well it IT ISN'T!!! When I lived my boyfriend when i was 21, i had gotten home from work, i opened the front door and there was a path of rose petals leading to the bedroom, with candles everywhere.... how romantic right? Well UNFORTUNATELY it was xmas so we had a Xmas tree up, and due to how this memory overtook any other memory of the night, and took all the ummm 'me being in the mood away' i can’t quite remember the rest of the detail... Somehow i was on the bed on my own to begin with, coz i guess he had another ummm 'surprise' ... so i think maybe he had some music to go with it, the shock has really wiped my memory. He turns up at the bedroom door, naked, but had dressed his upstanding cock and balls up with xmas decorations.... HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF!! As a 21 year old female, that was a little bit of a mood killer... i can't remember my reaction... But it didn't end there unfortunately... the next place we lived in had a balcony and a glass door from the lounge room to it. His favourite past time was to bait me for a reaction (and i was stupid enough to fall for it each time)... He'd stand out there smoking and then squash his dick and balls on the glass and leave umpteen VERY OBVIOUS smudges on the glass, especially when my parents were due to visit the next day... so one day i just left them there, i was sooooooo over it!!! And he swears my dad was looking at the glass and him the whole visit lol!! SEXI TIMES

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Oh Boobs don't tell me you got rid of him, he sounds like a Keeper!!!!!! Actually I know how unsexy my funny faces are but I can be wicked and sometimes have fun bringing her down from imminent orgasm. She gets the cutest look of frustration that I adore but more than that pulling her back then makes her final release more intense. So we get giggles and orgasms, who can ask for more?

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  15 years ago

  Quoting 'puppy'Oh Boobs don't tell me you got rid of him, he sounds like a Keeper!!!!!! Actually I know how unsexy my funny faces are but I can be wicked and sometimes have fun bringing her down from imminent orgasm. She gets the cutest look of frustration that I adore but more than that pulling her back then makes her final release more intense. So we get giggles and orgasms, who can ask for more? We were friends after we broke up, then were estranged for a bit, but our friends circle came back together so we learnt to 'be nice' then he buys a house 2 min walk from mine and moves in the weekend my ex moves out?! It is as if the universe has a sense of humour or something?! now we are like some sort of ex-family or something weird... hehe But we are no different than b4, dirty sluts, but we just swap stories now. His last FWB kept giving him thrush, and he finally figured out why! This FWB just loved to give LOOOONNG sessions of head, loved it! But got thirsty inbetweem and always had a beer on hand to quench the dry mouth, so the yeast from the beer would transfer....!! A lesson for everyone out there, keep the beer away from your bits!! lol!

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  15 years ago

  Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' But we are no different than b4, dirty sluts, but we just swap stories now. His last FWB kept giving him thrush, and he finally figured out why! This FWB just loved to give LOOOONNG sessions of head, loved it! But got thirsty inbetweem and always had a beer on hand to quench the dry mouth, so the yeast from the beer would transfer....!! A lesson for everyone out there, keep the beer away from your bits!! lol!And you thought xmas decorations on testicles was wrong... I am having the world's worst de-rection picturing this girl sculling some beer to rehydrate, letting off a big burp and then going back to 'work'.

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  15 years ago

  Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' But we are no different than b4, dirty sluts, but we just swap stories now. His last FWB kept giving him thrush, and he finally figured out why! This FWB just loved to give LOOOONNG sessions of head, loved it! But got thirsty inbetweem and always had a beer on hand to quench the dry mouth, so the yeast from the beer would transfer....!! A lesson for everyone out there, keep the beer away from your bits!! lol!And you thought xmas decorations on testicles was wrong... I am having the world's worst de-rection picturing this girl sculling some beer to rehydrate, letting off a big burp and then going back to 'work'. The beer sculling FWB was male hehehe U can' make assumptions on this site!!

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