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Man Rules...

January 31 2010

Hey fellow Red Hot Pies Eaters... I received an email this morning... I thought it was a little bit funny so I thought I'd share it with you. Apologies if you've already seen it... I'm a little slow at times. I have a knack of getting into things when they're not cool anymore.. haha. Don't blame me... it's Sunday, it's raining, and I'm bored :P Hope you enjoy :) The Man Rules Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down... We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!!! 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be! 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched... 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cricketl or motor sports. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Worth sharing... and I'm not just saying that because your cute... (by all accounts I mean!)

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RHP User

16 years ago

thank u Ridge...u made me laugh...i needed that LMFAO i know this will bite me...but what is it with the tiolet seat....i dont get the problem..up, down, does it really matter lol ahhh so so funny roxy xxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Very funny Ridge....as Homer Simpson once said "it's funny cos it's true" But I gotta question Ridge...it's to do with Point 1 *hehe* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Ummm...I don't want to do it myself anymore ;p, but if I don't give *hints* it's not going to be done properly...lololol Funny, funny - makes you wonder how on earth we live together and get it together! Jx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hehe... That's a keeper Ridge. I like the nothing's wrong one. That sums up my entire understanding of the female phsychy. Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

made me smile wryly to myself...cheersjose...

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RHP User

16 years ago

All comments become null and void..after 7days... work the other way round....lolI like where you say..when you ask whats is wrong and we say nothing..its because we do think yourmind readers...hahahahaOh dear watch out ridge maybe someone will come up with a girls rules for you guys...lmaoxoxox

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RHP User

16 years ago

But aint it the gospel truth...(mostly) Heymumma i am pretty sure there is a companion one that goes with this.Cheers Nev......If i am not horny make me a sandwich!.....ok i will make it myself.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'heymumma' Oh dear watch out ridge maybe someone will come up with a girls rules for you guys...lmaoxoxoxThe Women's Rules 1. The female always makes the rules 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding. 8. The female may change her mind at any time. 9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset. 13. The male is expected to mind read at all times. 14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm. 15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void. 16. The female is ready when she is ready. 17. The male must be ready at all time. 18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.Good on ya for posting this, it's a good laugh!!! I always thought it would be fun to start a thread for a 'guy vs gal laugh your face off'!!!PS: Lolol Ridge, not only have I seen it before, I posted it before {typical huh :-Deb}. But it ain't on RHP anymore cos it went with the rest of our posts and threads when we deleted our Peachypear profile last year.

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