M44

Male chauvinism

January 13 2013

Go on a date with girl Take her to nice restaurant She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks Ask for the check The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table Look of horror comes across the girl's face I reach for the check and place my credit card inside She begins to tremble Tears well up in her eyes I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away The waiter returns to take the check away All is lost to her now Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" "Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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RHP User

13 years ago

You male chauvinist Pig dam that woman she should have odder the humming birds tongue on toast at three thousand dollars a pop dam her she has set women’s lib back a hundred years! I like your style the alpha male with the big..........credit card made me as moist as a sticky date pudding....and desert is on me

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RHP User

13 years ago

Love paying for men.... :p

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RHP User

13 years ago

I'm skint at the mo'.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Sounds like she's saving room for her next dinner date that evening. You go girl. Btw, fuck all that macho crap, you had me at "devious smile"

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RHP User

13 years ago

..thanks for the laugh....a very funny post ;-)

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13 years ago

Clearly she hadn't noticed the table cloth move....horrified at yet another small dick!! 😛😈😈😈

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RHP User

13 years ago

Human beings are amazing, we get caught up on the strangest things sometimes :) nice post, your writing was very evocative

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RHP User

13 years ago

just love to see a woman cry.You brought tears to my eyes OP

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13 years ago

now i never let a woman pay for anything when we are out for dinner/lunch/breakfast/drinks etc, whether she is a date or a friend. will never wait for the bill to hit the table, always excuse myself to go the toilet to freshen up and pay the bill stealthly.

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RHP User

13 years ago

But did you get lucky??? Pusscat xxx

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13 years ago

loved it!

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13 years ago

Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' now i never let a woman pay for anything when we are out for dinner/lunch/breakfast/drinks etc, whether she is a date or a friend. will never wait for the bill to hit the table, always excuse myself to go the toilet to freshen up and pay the bill stealthly. Challenge accepted.

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RHP User

13 years ago

*slips off her chair*Excuse me, i must now go freshen up. I love nothing more than being challenged by a man... and losing ;)

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RHP User

13 years ago

I woman must not ;1) Touch any doors2) Touch any bottles3) Touch a wallet or a credit card.Any violation of the above rules and the punishment would be instant. :)

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13 years ago

Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' now i never let a woman pay for anything when we are out for dinner/lunch/breakfast/drinks etc, whether she is a date or a friend. will never wait for the bill to hit the table, always excuse myself to go the toilet to freshen up and pay the bill stealthly. Challenge accepted. no challenge. and if even get as far as actually perpetrating that disrespectful deed, i will.... (a) hack into ur bank account and deposit the amount incl credit card surcharge or (b) take the cash and place it sleazily on the left side of ur panties, hooked below the hip

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RHP User

13 years ago

And I tell her, "It was my privilege." Just perfect!

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RHP User

13 years ago

He got laid, he paid for dinner so she owed him one. ;) Great post, had a good chuckle. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

13 years ago

some man. You can't do that!!!!! How the fuck are we going to get these women to worship us as we want if you go and pay for stuff? Its her privilege to be in your massively male orbit. Now I will have to train another one Mike

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RHP User

13 years ago

You should write short storiesAnd maybe add some more of that style to your profile ?

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RHP User

13 years ago

How about caviar and foie gras? You can take the check anytime. Is this a new brand of literary style all together?

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RHP User

13 years ago

Cheque, please.

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