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MASTURBATION!

November 02 2009

ok i am wondering, how much is too much. How little is too little?   we all do it and its possibly the healthiest thing we do self indulge in. I personally make a day out of it, or a good couple of hours, bottle of lube vibrator and tissues all at hand, with cold drinks and munchies for refreshment in the fridge, this all out effort occurs well about once every two months, twice if i really feel like i need some self gratification.   So the question posed, How often for other people. And does any one go to the ritualistic extent of my own self made fun. (kind of hoping im not the only one)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gotta  admit I had a bit of chuckle when I read your ritual'   But in the good sense.  I loved the way you set yourself up for it and time you allow yourself for yourself...  fantastic.   Lets face it'  its one of the last thing we're not charged a tax on (at the moment)  so if it works for you and it makes you happy... go for it.  As for me.  well'  Im too impatient..  I just do it at random and when I feel like it..   But really'  it doesnt matter how often as long as it feels good' and yes'  it is healthy... PS... Oh'   if someone hot wants to do it for me... I wont complain... lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    dont feel alone trust me i do it all the time, whenever i am in the mood i have some fun with mrs palm and her five daughters, but it isnt good to do it by yourself to oftern so if anyone needs help messga me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I do it well on average I would say ummmmm shhhh dont laugh but once or twice a day some day if I am hungover it can be 4 or 5 times yes I know weird I get heaps horny when I am hung over   so if anybody feels sorry for me and wants to help me out before I wear my hands out then dont hesitate to call hahahahahahahaha........................please hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    laugh at the willingness for help. But really its a rarety for me, i really get all the o moments i need from my perfect penis partner.. however at times. tis needed, i possibly only do this every couple of months because well my fore arms are sore as the next day.. any way keep posting this is rather grand.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    For me, I cant sleep if I dont  have a play before bed. In a pervious post I said I cant cum during sex which is true however I have no problem getting there by myself with my toys :p   Sometimes Ill have days when I play more than 2 or 3 times. Maybe this is due to my high sex drive and lack of sex lol. what ever the reason I see nothing wrong with playing by yourself as much as you want! Its healthy, its natural and it feels great!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Taby' I cant believe you're not getting any. Whats wrong with them guys up there ?   But yea'  I agree' a play before bed sure  beats a sleeping tablet anyday...    but 2 or 3 times a day...        whata trooper...  lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have read in a popular health magazine for men that at least once a day is a healthy habit as it helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. In saying that, it is also healthy for the heart and for the brain because it helps in the circulation of oxygen being carried through the bloodstream mostly during the climatic stages. So as was suggested I do it at least once a day as soon as I wake up or I do it in the shower where I can practice my “tantric exercise”.      Of course nothing beats doing it with someone. Ladies,  I am eager to help and be helped ; )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    To be honest...it's been that long since I had a delicious woman that I'm bored with it now...just prolongs the craving,so I just work my ass off,try not to get an idle mind & when I get sex thoughts about women I try to kill them asap.When the build up happens,it's just find a pic or quick online vid on the iPhone,thrash it out..all over red rover in 1min and get on with my day. Jerking off...contrary to popular belief of women worlwide,does not solve the worlds problems.A hand does not replicate a woman vagina,mouth,skin,breath,hair,legs,bum etc.When you miss having a female & going down on a woman,jerking off just torments you even more & makes you feel like such a loser that you have to jerk it whilst some lucky bastard is getting as many on tap as he can handle anytime he wants. Really..I'm over it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Nothing wrong with the guys guys up Taby's way or those contacting...she's just fussy & insecure and only wants Ken dolls.I'm guessing like most young girls,to settle for second best would make them less attractive & successful than the other girl who got the hotter guy. Funny how all women who've had hot guys say they're absolute crap & selfish in bed....seems women will settle for crap sex if they don't feel dirty & desperate afterwards when Ken dolls flexing his six pack!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I haven't had one in a while, last one I had was in the shower.  I don't know, I guess I'm always too busy talking in the WA chat room lol.Generally I'll knock one out on webcam with someone else.  Seeing as I'm single now I really should be going at it, hammer and tong, but I've had stuff on my mind.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    wow thats a pretty full on rant. i understand the lonleness self satisfaction can envoke, however dont take it out on miss taby. Im sure her dry spell is a choice rather than a force. And as for ken doll guys, ewwww not now not ever. I have to many jock mates to be attracted to ken dolls. Give me srungy metal heads any day oh baby oh baby.   Now as for you, lighten up if you didnt right such a depressing rant about how hard life is alone, im sure women would throw their panties at your feet!   Now im unashamedly shallow and i was just seeing what your fuss was about and checked out your pics, your a very attractive man. Great smile, nice arms, nice eyes. No mass deformites that i can see, so ummmm whats the deal?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    white hawk why do you always have to be so hmmm the word i am looking for is EMO but i dont want to use it so I will say extremely negative you always either have a bad rant or a poor forum post about how hard done by you are Seriously dude apart from goin to a swingers club the other night I havent had sex in 5-6 months so pick your bottom lip up and get on with life oh and cos I wank too much i couldnt keep it up in the club so again get over it life isnt that bad for you but unlike you who whinges I make a joke of it and move on cos happiness and confidence gets the girls hahahaah allegedly hahahaha

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    laugh dale nice little additive there, im impressed about your ability to admit