Like OMG... Masturbating in bushland?

September 23 2010

So I was going for a jog this morning and got stopped by a girl (no, this is not the point of the story :P) and she asked me if I was planning to go into the bushland jogging area. That's my usual jogging route so I said yes. She told me not to as there was a guy masturbating in the bushes and the police were having a word to him... I thanked her and although I was curious, decided to jog a different way. My partner mentioned the other day when I quizzed why random cars were parked in the parking lot near the bushes that they belonged to guys who went off into the bushes to have a wank. I laughed then but clearly it happens. But why??? What possesses a guy (and if there are girls who do this, great...) to get into the bushes to self-love? Getting close to nature? Are they a bit pervy (only older people and sweaty sort-of MILFs like me use the tracks).Why? *cries*

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    There are other blokes beating off, and that's exciting... And the sweaty MILFs are a bonus? Is it a gay beat? I don't know, I only encountered the phenomena when I was having sex in the bush one dayand my lady friend looked back over her shoulder and noticed an older gent in the bushes wanking furiously ( at great pace, he wasn't angry.. I don't think). It is nice in the great outdoors.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yep, its a gay "beat". A place where guys go to get with other guys for wank, suck, fuck fun. Many would be bi as well so having you around would only add to the experience!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yep... I concur... you've stumbled upon a gay beat. There is more than just wanking going on there. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    OK fess up where is it

  • rover35

    rover35

    15 years ago

    my lady loves the idea of guys wanking off as we fuck in the bush....if she like the look of the guys she will invite them to join us.....

  • playfulminx

    playfulminx

    15 years ago

    But this is a seriously suburban part of Perth! The demographic is largely grey!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    look, it is nice to be naked in the bush, the sun and all, but come on...., i dont see the thing in it. not around a running/ walking area.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    of bark and leaves against my manhood, occasionally the raspy tongue of a passing lizard lapping at the beads of sweat on my forehead gets me off in ways that only nature knows.....as I roll amongst the foliage......NOT!!!! What the fuck is wrong with people these days???

  • rover35

    rover35

    15 years ago

    we play at woodmans point which is just south of freo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Blokes tossing off in the bush oh my god that is so piss funny I can hear it now .. hey Dazza .. me and dave, jimbo and macca are heading over to the bush for a wank.. wana come along..? Shit yeah let me grab the footy and we can have a kick after !!!! Fucken starnge Hobby But each to there own

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    i think these guys are doing it for a buzz. i can sort of understand because im a bit of an exhibitionist myself in the way that i like being naked in places that i shouldnt be naked but i would never go to that extreme. its not the thing you want to see when on a nice jog and it looks like the police are on to it but if you dont want this to happen than say something to the police. th emore complaints they get the more pressure on them to do something about it. hey it could be worse. in darwin we see the locals using the nature strip as a toilet. i dont know about you but i would rather see someone having a wank instead of the morning bog seeya andrew

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Has it ever occurred to anyone that it may just be a group of men-so passionate about nature-that wanking in groups, whilst amongst the trees, is the only way they can sufficiently express it?Or perhaps we've all completely misunderstood the concept of 'bird watching'.Cheers,Z

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    anyone who has ever lived on a farm will tell you that dudes in cars driving along the highway pull over, get out, walk into the bushes to have a piss, decide to have a quick wank, get back into their cars and drive off. Maybe all these guys were just out on their morning jog... got THAT feeling .. you know from cock rubbing against shorts rythmically... and enticed by all those sexy bouncing boobies and tight little jogging buns .... decided to pull over into the bushes and take care of business. :p What's the problem where.. really. I mean let's face it... maturbation is not so unusual an activity for a dude to engage in. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    See until waxing women had thier own bush to masturbate in ! Brae

  • playfulminx

    playfulminx

    15 years ago

    Stalky... I kinda like that a guy has to pull over and get it out of his system but surely that's different to some guy who sits in the bushes for a good part of the day doing it :|Brae - He he he - love it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well he was trying to spread his seed, obviously in the wrong bush. Boomtish!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    he probably was walking home stopped to have a piss , got a boner and didn't want to waste it. Totally understand. What were the cops doing there was it two guys hmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    We have a few places around our town like that........ its a thill, the thrill of getting caught... the thrill of someone watching. It would be the same if someone was to ask the question why do people have sex on the beach??? For me its quite a rush to stumble across something like that.... and being the pervert i am, i always have to have a second look hehe poor fella hope the cops atleat let him blow his load well thats just me anyway xxxx spicy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Its a gay mans paradise...............all the above mentioned action plus more...............it really is that fn bad.......... you have to wear shoes or youll have sticky feet by the time you get there lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Cos i know your a bush poof.....................................ahahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    from experience noosa??????????????????????????????????? lol btw must be bout ur turn to show off ya man hood ..... i recon when ya at work will do just fine mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You've got a tent set up in the bush behind the dunes...............your absolutely raving...................pmsl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hey I could help you guys with that, don't live far away suns out