M41
Life's little ironies
February 20 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
of irony and that's all, possibly your above the median, more than likely not. Maybe you can shed some other ditties that expouse ironic, it has no plurals. Sure your on that though
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RHP User
12 years ago
I did have an Ironic moment when I was texting someone...now not so sure if it's ironic I cant remember it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What do you call it when, through your actions, you actively create something you were trying to avoid?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have a glass of red wine to get rid of stress headache, only to get a migraine from the tannin instead.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
MY LIFE!! Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's a Catch 22. Name a bar. I'll meet you there and we'll drink away our sorrows.... while revving the floorstaff up on karaoke like they have never EVER experienced in their wildest dreams!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I lose it with a mic in hand....to busy concentrating on the feedback through the speakers than my singing. And my knees wobble. How bout we get takeaway and sit down the park somewhere with your guitar and warble to the birdlife? :-)
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And it always finding me!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Reminds me of old ladies in a church choir! Speaking of church and sex, you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't, so let's fuck! (Does that qualify as irony?)
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RHP User
12 years ago
That I cannot stand hair when it's out of place and I dry wretch or even throw up if I find it in food, And now I find I have a floater in my eye shaped like a strand of hair. So each time I'm drinking my tea it looks like there's hair in it 😤 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
But have no libido
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RHP User
12 years ago
..that a friend considered my consumption of 3 beers a day to be a drinking problem,but did not entertain the the idea that her dozen cigarettes a day fitted the same criteria to be a smoking problem. I don't smoke, of course.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sex. The harder you try to get it, the less you end up getting. Then when it rains, it pours. Go figure! 😫
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RHP User
12 years ago
The drought's seem to last a long time these days lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Being unique, just like EVERYONE else
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cwhereitgoes'Morrisett was giving examples of irony and that's all, possibly your above the median, more than likely not. She didn't.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Irony: : the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really think especially in order to be funny. : a situation that is strange or funny because things happen in a way that seems to be the opposite of what you expected. So, a black fly in my Chardonnay is not ironic, it's just fucked up.
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RHP User
12 years ago
For a team in Ireland, and we were sponsored by a company that specialised in facial surgery....
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