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......Levity....
May 24 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks for the lunch time laugh Ruby Blossom. . Now I can't get that tune out of my head !
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RHP User
15 years ago
.....now just shake it all about
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG I laughed my arse off...I think a little wee came out...oops!! Hahahahahaha! Too too funny! Thanks for the great laugh! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
especially in your winter long johns.....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Damn that reminds me of Weekend at Bernies. An all time favourite.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I do love someone with a sense of humour...And a good one at that. Thanks for the chuckle! (And the unfortunate song tune now stuck in my head. AWWWWW!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. . 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face . I sincerely apologize about this but I found out I was an idiot and I wanted some company.You now have 2 options... delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today. Have fun. Ok so its an email one....butt I bet you are still smiling
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks Ruby. You may be pleased to know I got my partner with the original joke and I am about to sting him with the second.Please keep them coming!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Happy to see the levity appreciated and shared..... Stalky...Krissy...KD....nice to know you have smiles on your dials... keep on shaking it all about
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RHP User
15 years ago
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." . . They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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RHP User
15 years ago
on my toast from laughter. . Gooood goooood stuff... right up there with that laughter I get when I guy asks, "soooo did I make you cum?". . Hugs, Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the Tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor Laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so Sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ok, so its a year old but still funny Please continue to share with us all... your mirth
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factorypsychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up.. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" Yossel replied, "I tink she got fired, too."
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RHP User
14 years ago
and what is not to like about Hokey Pokey icecream.....just don't do the namesake dance after eating a tub.x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
A man walks into a bar and sees a miniature man sitting on a table playing a miniature piano. He's fascinated and watches the man play for a few minutes, then asks the bartender, "How did you find such a tiny man to play that piano?" The bartender replies, "I found a lamp with a genie in it who granted me one wish." "And you asked for a 10-inch pianist?" "Well, no, not exactly."
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
Well if you get sick of Hokey Pokey you could just take a leaf out of the film South Pacific and "Wash that song (man) right outta your head"......... Lets
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RHP User
14 years ago
You crack me up :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Vagabonde....happy to crack you up anytime :)Thats the spirit Heywood :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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RHP User
14 years ago
Wife: I am sorry Darling, but Gynecologist says I cant have sex for 2 monthsHusband: What did the Dentist say?
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