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Let’s talk about sex and hot chocolate..
October 01 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Drugs are bad.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I find very sexy and I don't even like chocolate.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are coming from New Zealand with all of this, home of the only real chocolate fish Throw in a few pineapple lumps and you can officially disregard my seeking criteria! . Flirty x
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
had some quite good songs... Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hot chocolate as a substitute for sex... Mmmm, it's always available and satisfaction is guaranteed.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lol I must have inhaled some substance & been under the influence :) I assumed this topic did not go through & I'm busy. But bugger, like a magic mushroom it appears out of nowhere. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
That reminds me of Meeka's super hot "chocolate covered cock" profile pic from a while back!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haven't seen it :( Sounds good :) But disney romance channel is on the blink. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Consult a master chef :) I'm useless in the kitchen :( Well frankly, cheeky buggers that know me dont hesitate to say as useful as tits on a bull :( - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You're welcome...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Chocolate STARfish? :P Not heard of chocolate fish *goes to Google* - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mmmmust try :) Thanks for the tips, MissBB and Shells. Although not sure it'll stay hard in icy water lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
YOU ARE EVIL. Everything just tucked up reading your suggestion...... It's ok boys, I won't let the nad woman dip you in icey cold water.......
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Where can I buy some? I'm going with the chocolate body paint for special cock! 😛Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
*insert wicked grin and gleaming eyes*
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Freeze tge cock until hard and pour the choc icing. The choc forms a hard coat very quickly. I presume if it works for ice cream it works the same way for everything else. Lol. Not sure how well it goes down for.the man. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' That reminds me of Meeka's super hot "chocolate covered cock" profile pic from a while back! Yeah, Meeka threw the wild card at our "chocolate cock" thread, must have been a couple of years back. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sounds impossible, but it would be a great party trick, I'll be monitoring this one. Love the new pic too. Cheers P.L.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ewww I don't think so....now chocolate moose.. Yum xxQ
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madotara69
11 years ago
lily & Cuckle shells It does not work Easier just to give a blow job with a mouth full of melted chocolate.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Of Limp Bizkit's song " Hot Dog" "Hot Dog" Ladies and gentlemen!Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!and the Hotdog Flavored WaterBring it on!Get the fuck up!Yeah!Check, one, two Listen up, listen up!Here we goIt's a fucked up worldA fucked up placeEverybody's judged by their fucked up faceFucked up dreamsFucked up lifeA fucked up kidWith a fucked up knifeFucked up momsAnd fucked up dadsIt's a fucked up a copWith a fucked up badgeFucked up jobWith fucked up payAnd a fucked up bossIs a fucked up painFucked up pressAnd fucked up liesWell, Lethal's in the backWith the fact of the fires Hey, it's onEverybody knows it's onHey, it's onEverybody knows it's on Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"Fuck's just a wordAnd it's all fucked upLike a fucked up punkWith a fucked up mouthA nine inch nailI'll get knocked the fuck outFucked up aidsFrom fucked up sexFake ass tittiesOn a fucked up chestWe're all fucked upSo whatcha wanna do?We fucked up meAnd fucked up you You wanna fuck me like an animalYou'd like to burn me on the insideYou like to think that I'm a perfect drugJust know that nothing you doWill bring you closer to me Ain't life a bitch?A fucked up bitchA fucked up sore with a fucked up stitchA fucked up headIs a fucked up shameSwinging on my nutsIs a fucked up gameJealousy filling up a fucked up mindIt's real fucked upLike a fucked up crimeIf I say "Fuck", two more timesThat's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme It's onEverybody knows it's onHey, it's onEverybody knows it's on You wanna fuck me like an animalYou'd like to burn me on the insideYou like to think that I'm a perfect drugJust know that nothing you doWill bring you closer to me Hooo Haaa Haaaw!Listen up babyYou.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. downI.. don't.. think.. soI don't want someYou.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. selfBefore.. you.. wreck.. your.. selfKiss.. my.. star.. fishMy.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punkKiss.. my.. star.. fishMy.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk You wanna fuck me like an animalYou'd like to burn me on the insideYou like to think that I'm a perfect drugJust know that nothing you doWill bring you closer to me That's where i thought you were going with it....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your an "idea's" man and I'm liking the way ya' thinkin'. If any of you lovely ladies out there would like try this, I'm more than happy to be the "Guinea Pig". Cheers P.L.
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madotara69
11 years ago
I can't take the credit for that one, it was Tara who thought that one up. Speaking of that, I saw a health show and it said that it takes about ten minutes of high end exercise to burn off one square of chocolate, so if you are going to give a blow job with a mouth full of melted chocolate, don't fuck around just get into it, it's it good for your health. Now who says us men don't care about the ladies.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just love dark chocolate ... So delicious ...and I really do mean the stuff that melts in your mouth...... Nothing more to say really ... Going back to the cupboard ☺️
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RHP User
11 years ago
In that case I'm really lovin' the way Tara is thinkin', she sounds like a "sssppeeeccciiiaaallll" Chick as Bruce Mcavaney would say. She may even be "Ddddeeeelllliiiccciiiooouuussss". Soz, Grand Final fever has hit me. But in the words of Dennis Cometti, this forum is "CCcchhaaammppaaagggnnneee FFfffooottttbbbbaall" and this forum is "bobbing around like a cork in the ocean". I hope you guys get my SOH. It's cricket season now. Where's Richie. Cheers P.L.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm sure I saw someone on here that may want to shake their booty :) That reminds me, Sex on the beach, can be fun :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lol damn, Q and some others are not missing in action :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm sure the keener guys on here will volunteer in the name of science :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I wouldnt say no to a treat ;) Feel free to share your choc starfish with me or all :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
For my on-line version of charades lol be it a whacky and twisted one that happens to appeal to my SOH. It’s a case of connecting all the dots or clues, not being mislead by the red herrings throw in, and hopefully one eventually seeing a common theme and the bigger picture :) Let’s Talk About Sex = Salt N Pepper. Hot Chocolate = You Sexy Thing, and more ;) Sex on the Beach = T Spoon. I prefer that version over Vengaboys, but lol I will admit some of the Vengaboy’s lyrics and music is catchy and fun :) All music with Sex or Sexy connotations, that I happen to love to dance to, well part of my historic, lol when I burnt the candle at both ends, and occasional love affair these days with going out to clubs and parties involving dancing late into the night. Retro night clubs are cool too :) Hot Chocolate also = Chocolate Fish. Chocolate Fish = a traditional form of achievement reward or treat within some parts of NZ, be it a silly one, but with a fun connotation intended.As that is a unique association, fair enough, that most would not get where I’m coming from. Congrats Tall_n_H, in my mind, you were the closest to warm and verging on heading to be declared Hot if you took it further
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RHP User
11 years ago
we don't come from New Zeasland :-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Or should I say at your fingertips ;) A well kept secret is out there now Q :)
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madotara69
11 years ago
We went too NZ for a few years, I remember when I met a cocky sheep farmer, I said... "wow you have a lot of sheep in such small paddocks, it must be easy to round them up to sheer them? He said "we don't sheer our sheep with no-one" Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Fair call, the sheep jokes coming from over the ditch were rampant. Implying too there is a bunch of sheep shaggers in nz lol he must have suspected an rhp crew was hoping to get in on the action and deflower his flock :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ag4mg92' Where can I buy some? I'm going with the chocolate body paint for special cock! 😛Mary xx In pretty much every adult story. Have fun and be sure to take pics! Q, I love moose, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Velcro Knee pads, "EeeeHhhhh Bro". "UUuhhhh, Swweett as, EeeeHhhhh". Cheers Bro's.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I wouldn't buy the choc body paint, two of my friends have used it and came out in a rash. Gently melt two Mars bars over some hot water instead, or some of those Lindt balls.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
I knew you were more than just a pretty face. Keep those pic's happenin'. Cheers P.L.
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
When I thought of Hot Chocolate lots of their songs quickly came flooding through the brain, and couldn't keep up quickly enough to write down some of their numbers...'You sexy thing' was but one of them, remembering listening to them on the radio during their hey-days. Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
Really,you just start at the antlers and keep going....like the Easter Bunny's ears:-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
whenever I see the words Lindt balls,I always think of belly buttons:-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
used to love nutella coated wang
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Thank you beautiful ladies for the ideas and feedback on chocolate body paint. Koko I'm going to try the Mars bars and another poster mentioned Nutella covered cock - lots of delicious ideas now. Meander, if my playmates allow, I'll send you some private pics 😘 Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Don't mention chocolate body paint! I bought some recently for an RHP date who didn't show. It's teasing me me from my bedside table every time I see it now. Lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Chuck it out man, like the ppl that say they're gunna' meet and "no show", it'll just aggrievate your mind. Ppl like that aren't worth it, I've been chatting to 2 ladies this week that wanted to "explore their "sub" side", I offered them a comfy enviroment and whatever they desired, both seem to have moved onto better looking, most likely married guys offering them the world. All good, you need a thick skin for RHP. Cheers P.L.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
While he was bound and blindfolded.....licking him was certainly enjoyable and well worth the mess and destruction of the bed. Don't let the chocolate sit too long though as it goes hard pretty quick and is a bitch to clean. 😇
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RHP User
11 years ago
paint them with chocolate mousse...then decorate with strawberries,...and phone a friend ...or two to share:-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cobber, best you patent those knee pads, before a Kiwi beats you to it :) I totally get and understand your SOH even being limited to a written context. And lol you never know, in RL, it could be a case of birds of feather trying to outwit each other :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not a fan of white chocolate. Scarred for life by the virtuous Milky Bar Kid. So annoying. Too swert for my tastes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now why do they have Milk Bars in Oz that do not sell milky bars or milkshakes ? Strange mixed up place lol like here at times :)
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On_Safari
11 years ago
I milk and dark chocolate too....😈
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' I milk and dark chocolate too....😈 Darkness and lightness both. Nice.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A perfect match Now, I’m off to get a giraffe vanilla milkshake and milky bar mmmmmmm, I need my high KJ intake to remain at optimum performance
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