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Ladies...................Profile Tips Pleease!!!
June 12 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
1. Fill out all "Ask Me" bits2. Broaden sexual interests, unless it is limited to those 4 items. I personally don't respond to any guy who wasn't an insatiable lesbian in a former life, but if you don't actually enjoy anything else, be honest and don't waste anyone's time. 3. "Unpretentious," not "non pretensions." That being said, a non-pretentious lass is unlikely to be a spelling and grammar snob.4. "Women," not "girls" How I read your profile, judging from the ticked boxes... About Me Fit healthy,genuine,easygoing,very adventurous in and out of the bedroom, i know how to have a good time and i know how to treat a lady. = I'm a regular guy who occasionally eats exotic foods such as green curry and I once had sex standing up with a lady who was half Indonesian... or just super tan. I am Looking For Non pretensions girls who know how to have a good time for friendship, i'm not just after quick meaningless sex but i am interested in uncomplicated fun,if we really hit it off and both want something more down the track then i'm not opposed to that either. = I don't want b-es who will bust my balls or make me buy them dinner first. Basically, be a blokey and put out often with me while I also sleep with other women with low expectations. If the sex is amazing, I will eventually start feeding you and going out in public with you...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Perhaps all the woman in WA or either dead or very,very,busy.Maybe its FIFO week,or something similar.However summerdayze help is at hand,I am reliably informed that due to lack of suitable men in the Eastern states, a large contingent of attractive eligble RHP women is on it's way . You have great pics,obviously not fake,natural,say all the right things,you are single,go figure.x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Get rid of the singlet! You and I both know it's the sign of a hard workin man, howevermany women refer to them as wifebeaters.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Really ? I can't see anything wrong with it As the lovely Hesione mentioned - I'm seriously considering moving to WA as there are some mighty fine men out West
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RHP User
14 years ago
I appreciate the feedback, will get on too making the recommended changes, then sit n wait for all these Eastern State ladies too arrive. lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Despite the constructive (?) criticism, I concur
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RHP User
14 years ago
Get a nice, clear face shot - no hat, no glasses.Get rid of the singlet - it says "slob".Get rid of the iPhone photos.The shirtless one is blurry, the other one reinforces "slob" as your shorts are filthy.Verified profile - good work!!!What does "Ask me" mean for your hair length? Should be able to see that in a photo anyway.You're either a smoker or you're not. Even if you have 1 or 2 socially - you ARE a smoker. Just be up-front.'Are the people on your friends list people you actually know or just people who have accepted your friend requests?Call it what you like, but any guy that has an extensive friends list doesn't get any further than a first contact.I think the fewer the better - makes you appear less like you're just picture collecting.SPELLING!!! Argh!!!Get rid of the non-pretentious girls bit. Even if a lady is pretentious, she doesn't think she is!Oh and swap the word "girl/s" for women, or ladies. It just doesn't seem right to have a guy/man looking for a "girl". Your profile body tells the reader nothing about you. You've got to give a little bit away!Any erotic shots are best kept in your PG - not a bad idea to warm someone that they're there if you open your PG.Dick shots aren't everyones cup of tea.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey thanks heaps guys,i'm flattered that you took the time too have a look and made the effort too offer you're suggestions and criticism's good or otherwise, it's all good as far as i'm concerned and i do really appreciate you took the time.I guess i kind of assumed that i could fill in the details over dinner and a few drinks but i know now it doesn't work that way with internet dating. I have made some adjustments based on your recommendations , opened up a a bit and ticked a few more boxes, thanks powerminxx, i hope it reads a bit friendlier too you now babe.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'powerminxx'How I read your profile, judging from the ticked boxes... About Me Fit healthy,genuine,easygoing,very adventurous in and out of the bedroom, i know how to have a good time and i know how to treat a lady. = I'm a regular guy who occasionally eats exotic foods such as green curry and I once had sex standing up with a lady who was half Indonesian... or just super tan. I am Looking For Non pretensions girls who know how to have a good time for friendship, i'm not just after quick meaningless sex but i am interested in uncomplicated fun,if we really hit it off and both want something more down the track then i'm not opposed to that either. = I don't want b-es who will bust my balls or make me buy them dinner first. Basically, be a blokey and put out often with me while I also sleep with other women with low expectations. If the sex is amazing, I will eventually start feeding you and going out in public with you... LMFAO, WA needs more girls like you here....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Singlet is fine, shows the tan and good arms but add a photo of you in "going on a date mode" nice shirt, lose the hat, clean shaven.Oh shit, maybe thats what i need !
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RHP User
14 years ago
I know alot of women dont date men that are shorter than them(but some do). Try concentrating on ladies your height or shorter.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sending planeloads of FIFO women to WA? Could do a package with accommodation and some type of speed dating style nights where busloads of FIFO workers attend... Just seems to be a market for it... and plenty of willing ladies who are loving the men of the West. Maybe a 'Wild Men of the West' calendar to bring home as a souvenir... LOL.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey ladies,When you are done here, look at me ! look at me !( Thats opportunism disguised as humour )
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RHP User
14 years ago
But WA has me lolLMFAO, WA needs more girls like you here....
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RHP User
14 years ago
was saying to meet...WA has me! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thanks again for the insight ;)Starting too think seriously about moving East now sounds like our eastern state brother's need some help. lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
That is perhaps the most stupid statement I have heard in a longtime. Talk about blinkered and narrow minded small brained!Rating now 0/10FeloniuslyFlabbergasted....at what comes out of some women's mouths.
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RHP User
14 years ago
At something I read in a post on this thread, and not naming names. All good I have calmned down now.....chillin to a bit of classical music.Hey thanks for your concern Krissy sorry to be confusing you.Cheers Felonius....ahhhh Clare de lune
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RHP User
14 years ago
I do know that it can be the age thing and if you indicate you are after one thing wham bam it get you no where but we are all on here for one thing sex. Got to remember to use your brain thats the key organ NOT your DICK
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' At something I read in a post on this thread, and not naming names. All good I have calmned down now.....chillin to a bit of classical music.Hey thanks for your concern Krissy sorry to be confusing you.Cheers Felonius....ahhhh Clare de lune I think i have a rough idea what you meant mate lol thanks for the tips everyone
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Saskia72' Sending planeloads of FIFO women to WA? Could do a package with accommodation and some type of speed dating style nights where busloads of FIFO workers attend... Just seems to be a market for it... and plenty of willing ladies who are loving the men of the West. Maybe a 'Wild Men of the West' calendar to bring home as a souvenir... LOL.Woohoo.....even the ladies in the West would be into the calendar! Too many gorgeous men but they are always away!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'freogirl66' was saying to meet...WA has me! lol it sure does...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'meet2plzu' Quoting 'freogirl66' was saying to meet...WA has me! lol it sure does... but there's only 1 of you...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Poor fella, like most single blokes on here, you've been dealt the unenviable hand of finding yourself single and angling for a better deal in life. Now your possibly looking for a lady you can share some intimate stuff with or maybe your just hoping for a little bit of fun now and again which is fair enough in our book. NOT not saying this about everyone but the single blokes around here by and large are considered to be "vermin" by most, which we find to be quite unfair and unjustified.Most single women by our observations aren't even slightly interested in "males" no matter how good looking they may appear as most are simply on here for bi play with other women who often go under the guise of "bisexual" as it's apparently more politically correct. Worst part about that is most (but NOT all) have little if any real interest in males which makes a mockery of the term. Good luck champ.
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RHP User
14 years ago
To extrapolate when critiquing his profile, I know for certain the OP hates green curryx Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
hey ladies I would like some help to
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RHP User
14 years ago
Love it, you have so much insight.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'cutecouples4us' Poor fella, like most single blokes on here, you've been dealt the unenviable hand of finding yourself single and angling for a better deal in life. Now your possibly looking for a lady you can share some intimate stuff with or maybe your just hoping for a little bit of fun now and again which is fair enough in our book. NOT not saying this about everyone but the single blokes around here by and large are considered to be "vermin" by most, which we find to be quite unfair and unjustified.Most single women by our observations aren't even slightly interested in "males" no matter how good looking they may appear as most are simply on here for bi play with other women who often go under the guise of "bisexual" as it's apparently more politically correct. Worst part about that is most (but NOT all) have little if any real interest in males which makes a mockery of the term. Good luck champ. The unpalatable truth ! Back to the man cave to eat worms.
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RHP User
14 years ago
dammit!! Well at least it makes a little bit more sense now, my self confidence was taking al beating there for a while. lolExcept i might take a bunch of banana's down to the man cave instead. Quoting '50zcool' Quoting 'cutecouples4us' Poor fella, like most single blokes on here, you've been dealt the unenviable hand of finding yourself single and angling for a better deal in life. Now your possibly looking for a lady you can share some intimate stuff with or maybe your just hoping for a little bit of fun now and again which is fair enough in our book. NOT not saying this about everyone but the single blokes around here by and large are considered to be "vermin" by most, which we find to be quite unfair and unjustified.Most single women by our observations aren't even slightly interested in "males" no matter how good looking they may appear as most are simply on here for bi play with other women who often go under the guise of "bisexual" as it's apparently more politically correct. Worst part about that is most (but NOT all) have little if any real interest in males which makes a mockery of the term. Good luck champ. The unpalatable truth ! Back to the man cave to eat worms.
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