Ladies of the female human variety

Do you:
(A) Like binary multiple choice questions that seek to define your sexual preferences; or
(B) Providing a narrative; or
(C) All five of the above?

Please respond with no less than 20 words using case examples of hot sexual encounters you have had. Please note, no warranties are given that any answer you provide will alter my innate physical characteristics (including, length, girth and bend) or my approach to any prospective sexual partner.