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Ladies - How available are you for "Booty'calls ??

April 03 2012

So last Sat nite, I was happy to stay in after having had a big nite the nite before..I’m curled up on the lounge, I’m in the trackies, I’ve got the hair conditioning mask happening , tucking into my $9.95 Wok in the Box Meal and I’m settled down, watching the TV, rooting for my footy team ( I love footy !!) At 7.50 pm I receive a phone call on my cell, a number I vaguely recognise but they have rung during the footy (how dare they? And because they have rung during the footy, I know it’s not family/friends cause they wouldn’t dare ring during the footy !!!) – I ignore the call and they don’t leave a voice mail- its not work (I’m not on call) its not family, friends - so I don’t basically care…. At 10.20pm they call again – I’m magazine flicking (and mourning the loss by my footy team) , tv watching and so not into chatting late at nite, so I ignore the call.(it’s probably a Indian Call Center survey) .if it’s important they will leave a voice message, they don’t 10 minutes later I get the text Him: Hi **** Me: Um whose this ?? – sms requires less from me apparently and I really do not know who it is Him: Its “Bob” Me: Um Bob who ? Him: Bob from **** we hooked up about a month ago, can I call you ? Me – thinking frantically, Bob, Bob um Bob who ???..oh yeah a hook up from approx. a month ago that was sooooooo over a month ago and I haven’t heard from you since…..and I haven’t kept your number…. and the nite was soooooo not memorable that I ditched your number from my contact lists Me (replying after figuring out who it was): No Him: Why not? Me: I’m busy Him: Ok sorry Good, that’s sorted so off to bed I go 3.16am….Phone goes off ..sms (its loud) ….Now I’m wide away peeling myself off the ceiling….from fright Him (again): Hi, would you like a massage ? J J J (yes he put smiley faces) Me (startled, bleary eyed, heart racing) : Um NO !!! Him: Why not ??? Me (thinking to self) a) You just woke me b) Your not George Clooney c) its 3.16am and I was asleep d) mmmmm its 3.16am AND I WAS ASLEEP !!! Me (replying) NO !!! HIM: Why Not ?? J J ME - switches off phone, thinking that at this point…it should be ^(^%$$R^^ obvious !!!! But do you think I went back to sleep ?????????????????? NO !!! Upshot..I messaged this deliteful person later in the morning..explaining oh so politely that contrary to his drunken belief, that I am not a 24/7 booty call girl..bla bla bla, I shift work bla bla bla and interestingly enough the majority of people are asleep at 3.20am on a Sunday morning..cause we live in Perth and most places close at like 1.00am To his credit, he messaged back and apologised but instead of leaving it at that, went onto explain that he was truly sorry he had bothered me however he had been drunk (and we all loved to be called by someone when they are drunk wanting sex don’t we ? ) but not only that, that someone had slipped something into his drink, which made him act and think irrationally and therefore he acted “out of character ”and he normally would not behave like that (mmm perhaps) ……needless to say I messaged back requesting ever so politely that he please remove my number from his phone…permanently…… Now ladies my question to you is, are you a 24/7/365 booty call girl ?, especially in this situation I described when its late nite/early morning, and your asleep…are you flattered that your casual or FB or FWB sms you out of the blue, with smiley faces and promises of mind-blowing sex, that he wants to be between your thighs more than anyone else’s in the world plus your usually a "sure thing"…..or are you more like me … just wild at being bothered at that time…??… Love to hear of your experiences

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Really SLK what is your problem?...surely a drunken man at any time wins out over the footy? ....puhlese.   I make myself available 24/7, absolutely...what single woman doesnt? Hmm must remember to update my   profile,make sure that is really obvious...   Loved your post,hilarious...,cant say I have had text messages at that hour...a few incoherent calls   though....have no idea who from...Funniest was from two little French girls looking for a room.... at   three in the morning..dont think they wanted sex though.....       I have had men contact me after a significant amount of time , expecting that I would be overjoyed to       to hear from them and raring to go then and there...Once, after a call from a man who I had not heard       from in two months , I just said I was far to busy hanging out the washing He didn't call again...funny that.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...but I really don't get this 3am drunken phone call stuff.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    at least you had met the guy..slk27..ive had a call late at night ,..went long lines of hi tony.are you still single.it steph..i said who .steph we chatted about twelve months ago and you gave me number..oh .. so nice of her to finally get back to me..or has anyone yet had the person send abusive tx message and hope you enjoy pison and how the fuck did i get her number..turned out a really pissed off person had made fake profile.flirted and chatted half the morning to anyone and every one.asked for rude pictures and be happy to meet up later in the evening..was giving out the third parties phone number which also happen to be work number as well... and then there the time.got chatting exchaged numbers,txed few times ,then later in night got call from girl ..thought she sounded young so i said i busy.few days later tx number to say hello got call back from young kid,all upset,his friends had stole his phone and thought it funny to use it on date site..so calls or txs from people youve met or handed out phone number to, late at night not that uncommon

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  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    14 years ago

    Easygoing those stories are just plain scary!! can't say i have had any of those (touch wood) I have had the late night 'hey how are you......yadda yadda yadda" from someone i either have never spoken to before or one i have not heard from in ages.Have definitely had the texts where you cant remember who the hell they are because maybe you chatted once MONTHS ago then never really heard from them so deleted them from the contact list, then they get all indignant that you don't know who they are.Then there are the abusive " what do you mean you don't know who it is? how many guys have you got going?" kind of ones (always fun) or the "what do you mean no?" (um self explanatory really call me out of the blue for a 'booty call is going to mean no if you don't make an effort to say at least 'hi' for months on end dderrrrr)To answer your question i am DEFINITELY NOT a 24/7/365 day booty call, i work full time, i have a family and a life outside of this place I am of course on call 24/7/365 for my hubby but that is where it ends. I can't really imagine being that "available" though even if i was a single girl so i am keen to see how many say they are.Great post SLK

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    All jokes aside from my tongue in cheek post...several things about that nite bothered me   As Pink said ..Wheres the respect ??     What annoyed me about is all was this   1) After one month, with no contact he assumed I was ready for a immediate hookup - and he assumed this before the drugs/alcohol kicked in at 8.00pm . I wonder how he got that impression ?..its certainly wasnt anything that I said...and I certainly didnt contact him after our first (and last) meeting...I ditched his phone number..when someone sms you back and says "Whose this ?" thats a fairly good indicator they have deleted your number..for a reason !!!...please park your ego   2) When I repeatedly said "No," he kept asking "Why Not" and I have to justify this why ? sorry when did No mean Yes....and I know theres a whole other forum on that...sorry I always thought No meant No...   3) When I replied in my initial message back at 10 that I was busy (and he did say sorry I will give him that) .. he kept on coming....   4) When I got his sms at 3.16AM !!!!...whose to say, I WASNT LYING NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE ??? (I wasnt ..boo hoo)   Assumptions....do us single girls really leave the impression that we are completely available and "gagging" for it and are so desperate that we will be ready at any time when you are kind enough to bestow your attention on us ?   But what really pissed me off..that when he did apologise...and he did..he didnt leave it at that...and went on to say that he was under the influence..of alcohol (no shit Sherlock) but also he had been slipped something..(perhaps he had.. I dont know) but is that an excsue for any behavior is it ? He was still capable of fumbling thru his phone contact and sms wasnt he ??? but apaparently couldnt make rational decisions........I must remember that one..Im sorry your Honor..I didnt mean to kill the ex with a chainsaw/axe/my car but I was under the influence, so therefore I should be excused !!!   And for anyone that has loved ones and gets a phonecall/sms early in the morning..the first thought that runs thru your head is "OMG whose dead ?"...for me I react like Pavlovs dogs to a phone call or sms when Im on call, because when Im on call and get contacted at that time of the morning..it does mean that someone is dead.....so I react strait away...when I got the sms, it did scare me (it was loud and in all honesty ...its the Muppets theme song)..I actually bolted out of bed, and went strait into the shower..I was showering before I remembered I wasnt on call...naked and wet ( and not in that way) I crawled back into bed and then checked the message..only to see it wasn't work..but booty call..but with adrenalin cursing thru the veins..no way could I get back to sleep   Like you yummy mummy (nice post) Im available (work permitting) 24/7/365 for MY MAN...not a casual...but thats me...   Hesione...my friend....how can I explain the footy to you..........mmmm I cant....its a passion you either have or you havent got.................................rethinking my post ....if Paul Chapman (google if you dont know who he is) had rang and needed comforting after that cheap Ballantyne elbow.....to be honest...I would have been a his dirty girl..all nite, all day and all weekend long !!!

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  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    14 years ago

    After his first performance you deleted his number, after his second you must be ready to throw away your phone. Hassling people like that is just such a self centered thing to do, ego, alcohol, testosterone and disrespectful.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Men!!! Wtf do some have to spoil it for others. Saying that though ive done the same thing but get what i want lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    And decided someone needs to make a smartphone app that tests for sobriety and horniness after a certain time of night or after 2 hours in a bar.If you try to text or call for a hookup without passing the test it tells you to go home and masturbate. :D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Virgin have a service you can use where they will block a certain number to prevent you making drunk calls/texts. You contact them with the number and you can't contact that number until after 6am the next day. Great service, doesn't make up for Virgin sucking so much though!I'm available for booty calls only from my FWB, if I see the message and if I'm in the mood.Although my phone does a tiny beep when I receive a message so it doesn't wake me, and they wouldn't call me at night anyway.To be fair, it's often me sending out the booty call message, but I never call, just a text, if no answer then they miss out.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    one of the first people i met ,first meeting was relaxed and just had dinner ,chatted all good..we met up the second time and part way through doing the deed she got a booty call and asked if it ok for her to go...wtf ,,i amit she wasnt exactly my type but hey.how fucking rude.she was a star fish and sex wasnt that good but even i not that bad.when it comes to exchanging numbers ,after about two weeks if i not heard from or had reply to tx i delete..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    And Inspirit...you go Girl !!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have a file system on my phone It will say pest, or fuck head so that I know who it is and do not answer or respond. I have all my rhp numbers starting with z, and the paper add people starting with Y. As you know SLK , I get those calls but more from my add in the paper for my work. Not so much on RHP. Yep its a three am can you come over? I used to get mad but I wait till around six am when I know they are in a drunken sleep and return the favour. I am sure with their head ponding they like my text that says hi fuck head, how you feeling this lovely am? I do get the booty summons and if its a regular lover and I am up for it, sure I am over in a flash but most know to do that in the day time not to wake me up for a root. Though most come to me. Its just good manners are lacking , and I think these days people want instant gratification. Maybe its like having a Mc Donald cock, oohhh look its up where is the nearest drive through pussy. But I am sure if us girls had a moist on at three am in the morning, then guys would be more than happy to come give us a helping hand. The guys that text you once a month are the fly fishermen, they just want to flick it out there now and again to see if their girlies are still on the back burner ya know the plan B girls you crack me up SLK ,funny girl To be honest if I had a dick I would prob do the same thing, those dicks are powerful things they can cloud your judgement.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    drunk and full of cum, not much chance of something happening there luv, more like droopy draws.... a bit rude though, been there myself so inconsiderate of me, i think i just wanted a cuddle ,some where to sleep it off... it was nice he rang U above all others. me on the other hand ,it would take a whole lotta woman to get me hard when drunk...anyway   would U like me to tie him up in knots for yar luv

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    so I'm not so spontaneous with the middle of the night stuff but makes for more satisfying encounters on both sides.Having said that a well-planned meeting can lead to a game of hide the sausage in about 10 seconds

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...as this guy must have been on the prowl for a while, wiped out and decided to start making emergency calls, right? Jearzus, I wonder if he tried 000 first...naaaaa, they'd been too easy although most likely not the type of pick up he had in mind. | See the problem is, SLK...you name starts with a letter that's a bit down on the food chain alphabetically and if a guy is half cut it's probably one of those A-Z things...so simple solution? Change your name to something that starts with Aa...or suggest he attend at least one meeting before calling you that late again? So you see, Aamandalay...he might have been sober and you might have been called much much earlier. | I blame you. | | Seriously........I'm joking for chrissake. New post disclaimer just in case.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    that's just BAD ...... Quoting 'easygoinguy4u' one of the first people i met ,first meeting was relaxed and just had dinner ,chatted all good..we met up the second time and part way through doing the deed she got a booty call and asked if it ok for her to go...wtf ,,i amit she wasnt exactly my type but hey.how fucking rude.she was a star fish and sex wasnt that good but even i not that bad.when it comes to exchanging numbers ,after about two weeks if i not heard from or had reply to tx i delete..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We had a prob. with messages, so we now have a play phone that we use for initial contacts etc. That way we can put it on silent.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I once (many years ago now) had a phone call from an unknown female at 0630, so at least I wasn't asleep, just about to walk out the door to work. She wanted to know if I wanted some phone sex, as she had just got home from some partyand was feeling horny. I politely declined! besides phone sex .....care factor less than zero. So I guess it can happen to us blokes as well. Felonius

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Men spoiling it?   Umm, Ok, I have been a bit of a ratbag... But.. I have had a number of women BREAK into my house to get what they want.. one in particular in Kalgoorlie, used to sit in the hotel with all the guys I worked with, bagging the absolute shit out of me, then. drive walk or cab to my my place and - as I said - break in, and force herself onto me.. OK.. let me clarify one or two things.. when she was in this condition, she was.. how does one say delicately.. up for ANYTHING.. and I do mean that.. If I had a male friend over, I would call him in.. if I had a female friend in bed, and she was up for it.. we all played If rough shod can be called play.. If I had a particular penchant for nasty huge ugly sharp painful or cute little tittilating pleasant toys.. I would use them.. No wonder she bagged the shit out to my work persons... (I dont have work friends... or maybe even friends.. *shrug* )   But, I guess the point is.. us blokes have to put up with it too... Maybe if we weren't so damed good at sex, we wouldn't get diddly squat :)   caveman.. all in jest

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    No go with booty calls for me - drunk sex = horrible sex, and I'd rather sleep (or keep myself company ;) ) than have to endure half an hour of horrid drunken groping and a premature ejaculator....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hit the nail on the head sexymfl..what self respecting bloke contacts you like in the middle of the footy and it was the first game of the season.............duuuhhh !! - he obviously wasnt from Victoria (oh Sexymfl the passion came from when I first immigrated to Australia . I lived in Melbourne/Geelong for a while and AFL was my intro to the Australian way of life !!)..if I lived in Victoria again I would make someone a awesome girlfriend !!!   Yep the first time with this Muppet was drunken sex ( I was sober as) ...quick , boring, sloppy... you get the picture....( and stupid me for going there and I was soooooooooooo nice I even got up the next morning and gave hm a lift home- he caught a cab to my place)...... hence why the phone number was deleted......wonder what this weekend will bring ...?????

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  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    14 years ago

    Clearly you had NOTHING in common with this dudd or he would have been watching the footy himself and not bothering you lol (and yes i meant DUDD not dude, no typo here ) Quoting 'SLK27' Hit the nail on the head sexymfl..what self respecting bloke contacts you like in the middle of the footy and it was the first game of the season.............duuuhhh !! - he obviously wasnt from Victoria (oh Sexymfl the passion came from when I first immigrated to Australia . I lived in Melbourne/Geelong for a while and AFL was my intro to the Australian way of life !!)..if I lived in Victoria again I would make someone a awesome girlfriend !!!   Yep the first time with this Muppet was drunken sex ( I was sober as) ...quick , boring, sloppy... you get the picture....( and stupid me for going there and I was soooooooooooo nice I even got up the next morning and gave hm a lift home- he caught a cab to my place)...... hence why the phone number was deleted......wonder what this weekend will bring ...?????

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm hearing you hon, I mean pleeeease, what a girl has to go thru to just enjoy her footy undisturbed is no joke.....do men not get this....???? Hell even my bestie g/f knows DO NOT DISTURB when Geelong is on the Telly ...... 4 years of training but she KNOWS this (although she did send me a mean SMS to me in between the Muppets sms at the end of the game.... Bloody Dockers supporter).....and men, apparently we can't leave them in the gutter when we are done with them!!! Sheesh !!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well there ya go! Problem solved....he was a COLLINGWOOD supporter....yes slk I am from Melbourne....hate football...only one team here in Qland....but then there is the league omg it's nearly winter.....where can I hide...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Oh Hesione .......... There is no hope for u my friend I'm afraid..mmm there's.only 7 months to go !!!!

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