Just wondering if anyone would support my nude driving range

February 18 2010

My life time dream is to open several nude golf driving rangers at the beach........   Anyone keen? or is it just a lame idea??????

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What a great idea But you would need instructors who could cope with new problems.   For the ladies it would mean altering the swing plane according the the size of the boobs. The bigger the boobs the more they sway the flatter the swing plane. I could help out by standing behind them and holding their boobs still.   The men have a different problem with the angle of the dangle which is equel to throb of the nob and the rise and the fall of the left hand ball. I am sure there would be ladies who would help out with that problem.   i could be your ladies  instructor on the east coast.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'customer69'I was born nude and shall go out in my birthday suit, I shall add a note to my will...Nudie dudie Trish Perhaps i can teach you golf while you are being nude LOL

  • jummy64

    jummy64

    16 years ago

    i dont play but i will get nude. count me in?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well lets see..... Driving ranges are very lame... Being nude is very NOT lame.... Beaches are very NOT lame... So by that logic your Nude Beach driving range just sneaks into the cool side of things.. Oh yeah, I'd come too...I could just imagine how everyone would be sooo helpful with everyone elses golf swing.. xx   ~swingin' sheen~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    but i recon i might be willing to learn if you wanna teach Trish...ahahahahahahahaTiger Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Nude night golf... Go to your most despised course on account of the rediculous membership fees, Put lighted candles where the pin should be and chip and putt. Don't forget to run through the sprinklers and take a picnic blanket for the 4 way on the green. (too many chemicals used so be careful) Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    .....well...i do not play golf, mr caramel has from time to time.... but i could collect the balls...   ms cream x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I am just picturing a very large and lovely set of unrestrained titties in a full blooded swing smashing into her side.  OUCH.  I'm sure the ladies are having their own mental images.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I fully support the prospect of nude driving ranges. Especially on hot summers days.   The concept is not new however, but judging by the smiles on the 'particinopants' in the photos, it looks like fun.   Most female players comment that they connect better with a firmer longer shaft. The nude driving range would give ladies some scope to surmise the available shafts at hand, try some new grips and shots.   Suitable locations in warmer climates are recommended. Members in Iceland are advised to consider indoor variations on the theme.   Naturally some sort of safety 'regulations' would need to be considered in the interests of standing members.   I would be more than happy to provide personal tuition to all buxom members interested in improving their stroke.   Great idea frangi'