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Just one thing

March 07 2013

Ladies, whats the ONE thing you'd like to teach the boys?

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's the boys turn on the couch. I'll put the footy on and grab a slab. Who wants to fire up the barbie?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    If you think I'm close to cumming.....do NOT change a thing! Not the technique, not the pressure, not the speed. Why change what's working? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' It's the boys turn on the couch. I'll put the footy on and grab a slab. Who wants to fire up the barbie?Joins funlover on the couch with a beer and some snags.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    the art of subtle seduction..."are you wet?" doesnt work ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    should learn how to breathe through their ears ...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You mean to say there are some men who haven't evolved this necessary adaptation. And welcome to the couch araps. I'm barracking for the lions and cowboys. Both to win Saturday night. Oops, I bet talking about sports when there other issues to be talked about is wrong. :-(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    is a virtue.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Barbie is on... Pulls up a seat with FL and gets a beer....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I agree with karynb... Spot on there.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    See Fun.......you know more than you admit to! Quoting 'Funlover71'You mean to say there are some men who haven't evolved this necessary adaptation. And welcome to the couch araps. I'm barracking for the lions and cowboys. Both to win Saturday night. Oops, I bet talking about sports when there other issues to be talked about is wrong. :-(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Men have intuition too.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That a woman is actually the one who knows her own body best, along with what gets her off and doesn't get her off. Me telling you that I generally don't orgasm from clitoral stimalation alone during oral sex is not a cue for you to say, "oh women tell me that all the time and I love proving them wrong", or for you to make it your personal challenge to see that it happens. You may think that you're a sex god, and that you're different to all the other guys I've had sex with before, but I'd be willing to bet that you're actually not and that you'll be using pretty much the same techniques because let's face it, there's only so many ways you can lick / rub a clit. I particularly laugh when it comes from guys a lot younger than me, who obviously think I've led a very sheltered life up until I met them, and that they'll be the ones to give me my sexual awakening. Enthusiasm and a desire to give a woman an orgasm is good. Thinking you know how that should happen before we've even had sex is not.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    When you go down it isn't suppose to feel like you are digging for gold. It's a beautiful thing so slow down Nd enjoy it, we do! ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    women desire to be desired....ambivalence is the least sexy word in the lexicon.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Paintme, look out for didgeridoo players. Circular breathing ;) Now, let the games begin!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What I love about you...is each one if you is unique and special in your own individual ways... I would not change anything about the "special" men in my life...and that includes my dad! Love you all to the moon and back!! Foxy xx Now move over guys...give me a slice of that pizza and an icy beer!!!!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    To grow up!! ;-) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' If you think I'm close to cumming.....do NOT change a thing! Not the technique, not the pressure, not the speed. Why change what's working? - Posted from rhpmobile Of course i'm going to change - You girls come way too quick!Bloody women, it's always wam bam thank you Ma'am.Well not for this Little Black Duck - I know how to keep you on the edge, and I WILL keep you there until I feel you deserve to come!So there!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Never ever say: Did you come (yet)? Calm down. You've never even tried it! (You'll love it with me, you'll see) Did you gain weight? Are you on the rag or something? Or my personal fave... Does your mother swing? (Hehehe, actually happened to one of us gals)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I figure I had to stumble through life, they can do the same besides I love a chipped cup , or that odd painting nobody else likes   ohhh ok ok ok   hmmmm   I would teach them Not to advertise how good they are in bed. Just do what you say you will do, if your not going to pleasure a woman and your just after your own pleasure   then use your hand or a plastic pussy but just do not use a real woman as a receptical for your seed, or to add to your score card. Learn something from each woman your with, it can only improve your skills as a lover. gets on the couch with the boys and says anyone want a blow job with their pizza?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thanks to you Tuscanred their is NO WAY going to be any room left on that couch nowBugger, sulks out to the BBQ to stand around giving advice to the cook... Haha Ms Devious, love the calm down one, might as well throw petrol on a fire...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    My shoes are tangering - not red Not orange   sigh   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    what you lot are talking about, are't I perfect? Is there a pool at the barbie? We can show the girls how long we can hold our breath....   Mike

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The men that say "I won't disappoint you" or the guys that have "You won't be disappointed" on their profiles! . "You won't be disappointed" equates to "I won't be disappointed as I will cum and will enjoy it"! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yes, i have underwear that is coral, raspberry, emerald, mint, aqua, navy, baby pink, turquoise, watermelon and cobalt. One of my lovers used to get great enjoyment out of teasing me about this. Quoting 'Lost_Focus' My shoes are tangering - not red Not orange   sigh   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Tease!!!!!!! Quoting 'luvitruf' Quoting 'karynb' If you think I'm close to cumming.....do NOT change a thing! Not the technique, not the pressure, not the speed. Why change what's working? - Posted from rhpmobile Of course i'm going to change - You girls come way too quick!Bloody women, it's always wam bam thank you Ma'am.Well not for this Little Black Duck - I know how to keep you on the edge, and I WILL keep you there until I feel you deserve to come!So there!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But i would much prefer if the guys learn it before hand .. is the true aspects of a woman s anatomy ..and that when they approach the pink bits with the ferocity and attitude of a kid with a jackhammer .. then it has a tendency to leave a woman sore , sorry, and extremely disappointed and unsatisfied .. no matter how much kissing and licking is done .. all that beautiful foreplay is immediately undone by a set of jackhammer fingers going fast and furious.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    the domestic goddess in me wants to say...MAKE THE BED,TIDY THE BATHROOM,before you take that profile pic.