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Joke time :)
July 24 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
you really have a thing against guys and orgasms huh haha! ^^ love it!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ive been sitting here all morning trying to think of useful things I can do with an erection.... there's no end to its potential functions when you think about it...I could tie a red light on it and land a plane....I can stand very still in an aviary at the zoo so finches could land on it.... I could use it as a prodder to pack people into trains....feel free to add more use it's here.... Now... as useful purposes for an ejaculating man.... Aim him towards your friends and temporarily burn out their eyes!Bomb an ant's nestSmear it in to fill out wrinkles...Make hors d'ouvres with sao, mango and chutney... for your mother in law..... Im sure we can find more!HUgsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Could just tie a line and hook to it, row out with your fishing partner to the middle of the lake, bait the hook and throw it out there where the fish are waiting. The get your fishing partner, somebody like Charlize or Angeleina...to slowly work the rod to keep the bait moving. Now there is where fishing and patience go hand in hand...as it were. | You are almost there and about to bite right through you bottom lip when finaly...fish on! You're jerking and all hell is breaking loose and the fish just flies back into the boat. After sitting there for an hour waiting for that goddam fish... | ...catch and release is probably out of the question.
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RHP User
14 years ago
now i know this isn't very pc but oh wells.what do straight guys, lesbians and chinese people have in common?we all like to eat pussy, lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Classic
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RHP User
14 years ago
Reminds me ok a joke I heard Q.What's the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called? A. His body. Harsh but I've met a few
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luvsilver
14 years ago
Mrs Luvsilver just loves it when i sneak her towel into the clothes dryer to warm it up a bit then stand there with her towel hanging off my um-towel rack ready for her when she exits the shower. Was going to say you can also use them as paint stirrers too
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RHP User
14 years ago
After all, we have to have somewhere to store the doughnuts.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't quit your day job.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hang your towel :)xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
...women who can eat six doughnuts in one mouthful and wipe their fingers on the towel.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Make a safe place to hang your handbag at parties.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'kevinmario'you really have a thing against guys and orgasms huh haha! ^^ love it! yeah i just don't like seeing my guy's erection when he's cumming .. and for some reason he never lets me see it then !
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