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Jesus Christ!

January 15 2011

I'm just thinking about the weirdest message I have ever received on these sites. On another site I got a message from a gentleman around my age that said that he was sent to my profile by Jesus Christ and it was meant for us to be together. He then went on telling me what he would like to do to me (sexually)..finishing by blessing me and saying he will pray for me. Anyhoooooo...what is the weirdest message you have ever received on these sites? xFunlovingx

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    And you will know my name is the Lord, when I strike down upon thee, with great vengance and furious anger... (That Ezekheil was the heavy dude for God and possibly from the Bronx in Jerusalem)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hi FunlovingNow that sounds like some role playing...Start off with some 'confessions'.Kneeling with tongue out to receive 'body of christ'...lol lol Biker

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    He was under the couch the whole time

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ok i havent got any that were that strange i just get the typical "just come root me" messages but i want a Jesus one....i hope you played with his head, he sounds like fun hahaha roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You have the most beautiful piece of man meat - I just want to eat it - every bit of it - I want to get between your legs and suck and tug your meat - slowly and powerfully while I play with my own cock - you just lie there and enjoy it all - sucking the head of your cock wrapping my hand around it - gentle tugs - while I jerk myself - your cock is so tasty that I want to cum - I stand up and jerk all over your cock - lots of cum covering your meat- beautiful sight and so much that I can't help diving onto it - putting it all in my mouth and licking every drop of my cum off it - you are so turned on by this that you cum in my mouth - lucky me - I have your cum - so warm and sweet - and mine - I lick your cock clean - so shiny and wet and ready for more - and so I suck it again - this time very quickly and vigorously and you cum again - lovely sweet and sticky - just how I like it!!Thank you - can we do it all over again? i just cummed while i was typing that. oooooh aaaaaaah amen

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Long time ago, on another dating/sex site, I got a message from a man who said that he owned the site for the purpose of finding the right woman and when he found the right woman, would close the whole site down...pmsl. And I admit, for a nanosecond I had to think about it until I realised....NUTTER!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hey funloving, . You always get weird messages!! At least Jesus could turn those "seconds" of pleasure into hours. . I have never had strange messages like that.... Although God does seem to appear a lot ......... lol. . xxx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    aw cmon... it's role playing..lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    A friend of mine recieved an email from a guy once claiming that he was Kylie Minogues secret lover, and wanted to know if she would have a threesome with him and Kylie. Her answer: Yes she would, but only if Marilyn Monroe was present and involved...lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'youngblack'You have the most beautiful piece of man meat - I just want to eat it - every bit of it - I want to get between your legs and suck and tug your meat - slowly and powerfully while I play with my own cock - you just lie there and enjoy it all - sucking the head of your cock wrapping my hand around it - gentle tugs - while I jerk myself - your cock is so tasty that I want to cum - I stand up and jerk all over your cock - lots of cum covering your meat- beautiful sight and so much that I can't help diving onto it - putting it all in my mouth and licking every drop of my cum off it - you are so turned on by this that you cum in my mouth - lucky me - I have your cum - so warm and sweet - and mine - I lick your cock clean - so shiny and wet and ready for more - and so I suck it again - this time very quickly and vigorously and you cum again - lovely sweet and sticky - just how I like it!!Thank you - can we do it all over again? i just cummed while i was typing that. oooooh aaaaaaah amen I think that's hot. sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weirdest one i've ever gotten was just when i'd started thinking that I had gotten 'unshockable'. A guy from another site asked if i was interested in an "ABR". . I had to look it up. Adult Breastfeeding Relationship. While I say 'good on him' for being honest about what he wants and going out to look for it, I didn't really like it when i HAD to do it.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    open your mail???....please please please roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The weird ones do it for their own gratification. They have no intention of meeting you. They get off on the fact that you might actually read their fantasies. Ignore and block before they become nuisances.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    so. if you have to find jesus, does that mean he is hiding?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'arkengel78'so. if you have to find jesus, does that mean he is hiding? World Hide-n-seek champion for the last 2011 years!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'biker_69'Hi FunlovingNow that sounds like some role playing...Start off with some 'confessions'.Kneeling with tongue out to receive 'body of christ'...lol lol Biker Only if you kneel before me first ...but expect to be there alonggggggggggg time....as I have lots to confess!! xFunlovingx