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Jam and Relishes

April 23 2011

If you had to JAM your lovers' holes, what flavour would you choose? What jams get your juices flowing? If you were going on a picnic, what jam would you take along to contribute to your afternoon delight? And what relish do you most relish? Hey there all you gorgeous women, what relish can you imagine relishing from your lovers' meat? I love writing the odd erotic story and already I am imagining a picnic by the river, a blanket, a naked man as my table and a jar of home made, still warm tomato relish . . . . Sausage anyone?

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I've never experienced food and sex. It's just never appeared on the menu before. The thought of all that sticky and sweet mess though. The combination of flavours..... mmmmmm. . The jam I'm loving at the moment is plum and cinnamon. Yummo! A good fig or black cherry jam would be nice too. . Does quince paste count as a jam? . I haven't really had that many relishes so I can't say which one I'd like. . Now you've got me wondering if you can match jams to your lover, like a wine to a meal? I can just imagine the sommelier, "Ah yes. A Maggie Beer fig jam would go fantastically with Madam's naturally rich musky scent". . Cheers Rusty

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It would be my own home made organic stuff. I have a variety of different ones in the cupboards. Not gonna happen though as I am not into women or rimming.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Strawberry Jam! But I think the best bit would be the shower afterwards to clean up and wash away any sticky bits I might have missed!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    just hold the cheese in this instance. Ewww (i kinda hate myself for that but i couldn't resist!)xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Just got given a batch of home made blackberry jam (thanks Fionabee...mwah) and am sure I still have some of her organic pickle in the cupboard too (the next batch is being made when????) . Love the womans jams and pickles but then I may be a little biased having grown up with them...lol...as for smearing them on a lover....does this mean Ihave to share them??? gee I hope not... . Speaking of her jams and pickles makes me a little snackish might go makes some scones to have the jam on....mmmmmm . Kisses Focus PS - Roxxy keeping some jam aside for you take home when you are here next....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It's refreshing to find a thread that couldn't possibly end up in you guys slinging off at eachother...Cheers!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Fuck I'm Good...Just Ask Me Sorry, couldn't resist that one ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    strawberry jam........goes well with cream....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justswingingbi' It's refreshing to find a thread that couldn't possibly end up in you guys slinging off at eachother...Cheers! theres time still.....its only early days yet

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Now I feel like some ginger marmalade

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "If you had to JAM your lovers' holes".... I'm sorry, what was the topic again?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justswingingbi'It's refreshing to find a thread that couldn't possibly end up in you guys slinging off at eachother...Cheers!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Blackberry jam and Tomato and chilli relish... Although the Chilli might sting...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I would be rhubarb and vanilla bean . . . . . anyone want to pop me in their mouth I am relishing your offerings. . . . and rusty, I love the idea of a sommelier.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' Now I feel like some ginger marmalade (This kind of riffs off the post-coital protocols in another thread!) Mmmm, toast and ginger marmalade, perfect post-coitus pick-me-up and an opportunity to begin round two!As for relish? I imagine it would be hard to find a proper relish that didn't actually sting or have nasty lasting after-effects. Maybe some classic HP sauce? Otherwise maybe treat one another like a bruschetta - some chopped basil and tomato and red onion and some olive oil... Niiiiice...- Adam

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'redearthman' Quoting 'dontgothere' Now I feel like some ginger marmalade (This kind of riffs off the post-coital protocols in another thread!) Mmmm, toast and ginger marmalade, perfect post-coitus pick-me-up and an opportunity to begin round two! As for relish? I imagine it would be hard to find a proper relish that didn't actually sting or have nasty lasting after-effects. Maybe some classic HP sauce? Otherwise maybe treat one another like a bruschetta - some chopped basil and tomato and red onion and some olive oil... Niiiiice... - AdamYour taste in food oooh and some bocconcini yumm