It's time for some fluffy fun

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I have always wondered what a" horses yeah yeah" was because Darryl Braithwaite spent alot of time riding one.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  when refering to her pussy i changed the pronunciation to 'p-you-si'. this then evolved into calling it gary busey.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Pussiocarie (puss-e-oh-car-ee) . Mr Wiggly or Mr Floppy . to name a few...

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Girls have a Snapper. Boys have a beef bayonetHugsStalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Fifi, fufa or mini! Tho as im a chunky gal, Maxi would be more appropriate.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Guess that could be it...one horn and ready to charge like hell? | Pet names...tell you what? How about you just pet it and call it anything you like? Or would that be too... | ...irresponsible. | | You can even put a leash on your new pet and talk him for a walk!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  until recently I hadn't heard anyone call a penis a 'doodle' since I was about 5 years old, so it still makes me giggle like a little kid. and I personally don't like the word 'pussy' but haven't found a suitable alternative. xx Sarah

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I personally don't like the word 'pussy' but haven't found a suitable alternative. |I have a few that I don't like so try an acronym...or a malapropism, you can even use it as a good-bye see ya later sort of a thing? | "See You Next Tuesday" ...but only when I am really angery will that one ever slip out. | I am just too polite, huh?

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  15 years ago

  Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I have a few that I don't like so try an acronym...or a malapropism, you can even use it as a good-bye see ya later sort of a thing? "See You Next Tuesday" ...but only when I am really angery will that one ever slip out. There's something really satisfying about calling someone that, but only if you save it for those truly deserving I think my problem with the alternatives to pussy either sound a bit too cutesy like something you'd call a small yappy dog -Cha-Cha, Fifi, Coochie, etc . or too flowery and overdone -Vajayjay, Punani, Honeypot, Lady Business . or just like something you might step on! -badly wrapped kebab, bearded clam . In the interest of equality we need something serious and straight to the point while still being informal.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  My ex called hers a "Tolly Fox"

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  15 years ago

  Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' In the interest of equality we need something serious and straight to the point while still being informal. | Maybe you just need to get the creative juices flowing, Sarah...well, not literally but then again who knows? | Let's see...I might call it "Midnight's Fancy"...but think you might want to pet me first or at least pat me on top of the head and say 'good boy'. | Mound of Venus? No, not that one...there is one at the base of your thumb too that can be a lot of fun if you know where to find it. | Wait...how about the Bunny Buster? Has the Rabbit ever given his all for you and died from battery exhaustion? | I give up. I guess getting those naughty thoughts in order and coming up with a pet name is... | ...in your hands. | | If you really get stuck, I will pet it and you can call it the first thing that comes out of your mouth?

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