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It seemed like a good idea at the time

March 09 2014

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Now there are lots of things we do that may not go according to plan. So what have you done that you think, god that went haywire. For me was setting the curtains on fire in my home. One cold winters eve, after me and a lodger had a few wines( was single then) we decided to do the wild thing. Off I go to shower and I put candles around the room, one on the bedside table. so we are doing the wild thing, I am on my back and he starts to say , fuck your hot, fuck your hot. I am thinking yeah baby, but then I think, fuck I am feeling hot, and look out the corner of my eye and my pillow is on fire. Yes in the thrusting he had pushed the pillow onto the candle. shiiiit, up we jump and in the panic I knock the burning pillow against the curtain..whoosh, up it goes. now there are two people dancing around in a panic, he throws beer on it, I grab the pillow and rush to the bathroom then back with a bucket of water in a flash fire out, big black hole in curtain and libido went out with the fire. he dribbles back to his room, I go to sleep in my smoke filled bedroom and think never to break the seal again. so any other sexual disasters? one from a girl fiend she is bonking a guy and goes to run her hand through his hair and his rug comes off in her hand, he is unaware and she is trying to poke it back into place as they fuck.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You so crack me up girl. Can't say I have had any escapades as crazy as that one though. Will think on it and if I remember any will come back n post.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was riding a cock and my ex husband was flying towards me. Needless to say was an awkward moment. He could of knocked....RIGHT!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That my fb is a fireman lol...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...Mr and I were young and had nowhere to go, so we drove the car to a quiet spot and began getting hot and heavy. It was like something out of a bad movie - the windows were steamed and my knickers were round my ankles when suddenly there's a knock on the window!! I was terrified!! We couldn't see out and so we sat there, stupidly doing nothing! A loud voice said 'step out of the car, this is the police'!! Well oh my fuck!! My first thought was they are going to tell my parents (daft really as I was 18). After hastily pulling my Knicks up, we opened our windows and came face to face with two policemen. They made Mr get out of the car while the other questioned me thoroughly to make sure I was a consenting adult. After giving my assurance that I was, up until they knocked on the window, having a ball (quite literally), they got back in their car and told us to 'carry on'!!! Sheesh! That's taken me back!! Aah young love! Kisses Mrs. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    12 years ago

    I was once in my ex's car, we had lower our own seats to the laying down position, were just chatting away about many things as we had only started dating each other. Then suddenly there was this extremely bright light shining on us to the point where we couldn't open our eyes. First we thought we might have been surrounded by gangsters, but then nobody had approached us. So we realised it must be the police because we parked in the carpark of a park at 9pm lol It was so strange that the police didn't do anything but kept on shining the bright light at us for good 20 minutes, and we didn't move at all for that long lol I guess the police could see that our windows were clear and the car wasn't quaking, but they didn't want us to start doing anything naughty in case any real danger approached and we didn't know lol so after that incident, no more car sex for me lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    her mother had left home.. father was at work, siblings were at school.We were in a 69, her on top.. we both heard a noise, I looked around her legs toward the door..and straight into the face of her Father.. she looked up, drawing her lovely mouth off my raging boner..and looked into the eyes of her Father too.. still with a big line of drool from her lips to teh end of aforementioned Boner...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' her mother had left home.. father was at work, siblings were at school.We were in a 69, her on top.. we both heard a noise, I looked around her legs toward the door..and straight into the face of her Father.. she looked up, drawing her lovely mouth off my raging boner..and looked into the eyes of her Father too.. still with a big line of drool from her lips to teh end of aforementioned Boner... the double barrel of a shot gun?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I remember when I was bumping nasty with my girlfriend and her husband came home. I just look back at that and laugh now. Of course, he never did see the funny side.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quite the opposite... he left hurriedly, and stayed away for about a week.. nothing was ever said about it

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ok so in the early part if my twenties my friends, male and female still had slumber parties (non sexual.) Anyway we were all outta the casino drinking, gambling, dancing having a grand ole time. Some time in the wee hours we all head back to one of the lasses home, pile all the mattresses and blankets around the theatre room floor and get comfy. As dawn breaks and we all finally drift off, I find myself on the receiving end of a morning grope by said lass. Things progress, quietly and discreetly to full on heavy petting, eventually she mounts up and things start getting really good. Unfortunately just a few thrust in we start hearing moaning from one of the males next to me, and I feel his hand wandering...... Up my leg. Instant "brewers droop". Next morning he came out of the closet. Though to this day he swears it's was a dream and remembers nothing of the evening. So yeah making out in a room full of sleeping people sounded like a good idea at the time, but next time maybe we'll sneak out and do it by the pool. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I seem to have a few "seemed like a good idea at the times" So number two. Took a new girl to a famous lookout around Perth, showing of the new four wheel drive, dodging some boulders to get a better view. Naturally we start at it her on top, can you guess what happens next... Yep she knocks the hand brake and gear stick into neutral all on one motion. Fourby rolls down a small embankment and around a tree. Had to walk back down the hill and phone for someone to tow the car out. - Posted from rhpmobile

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