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Is it hot in here or is that just me?

August 25 2012

Hot rods. Ice queens. Cool cats. Smokin' babes. Never has there been a Hotter Topic gracing these hallowed pages. The background:I am the human torch. Having been blessed/cursed with an ability to radiate hotter than a Nevada test site circa 1962, my touch has never been met with a recoiling "fuck, your hands are cold." I dread the day The Matrix becomes a reality, because the robots will head straight for me to jack me up and power their juice-guzzling robot-kettles. I'm the Energiser 9V to your Average Joe's Woolworths brand AA*.This has its advantages. I love the cold. Adore it. I'm rarely happier than when I'm snuggling up on a blustery miserable night. But make me walk to the car from the front door on a hot Sydney day and you'll find me sweating like an overweight Vietnamese sex-tourist.This led to a funny situation recently when I was entertaining** and my special friend was of the opposite thermostatic temperament. She was a heat sink***, a traveler used to the fire from an exotic and distant land surrounded by desert****, who wasn't comfortable until the heater was turned up to, like, a gadjillion. While it worked marvelously for the trailing exchanges of ice-cubes and hot tongues, it did lead to some quite comical compromises - heater on for a few minutes, then heater off; covers off when I bucked on top, heavy doona around her shoulders as she rode me home; snuggles and spoons with one under the covers, while the other lay buck naked and exposed to the world...The question:Having never come across***** such a disparity before, it made be realise the broad spectrum of comfort and tolerance. It also made me wonder if I could settle down with someone so climatologically different? So my questions that I pose are:What temperature do you enjoy for your fornication? Blankets on or blankets off? Fucking in the heat or fucking in the cold? Maybe you go both ways, you naughty kinkster! And what about your partner(s)? Flustered minds want to know.Sincerely,Neptune_Drift xHuman Hot Water Bottle™PS. Fuck you, summer.*Let's avoid the whole "humans-as-batteries-is-ridiculous-because-it-defies-the-laws-of-thermodynamics" argument. Or not. Let's get into that!**Sexin'***Snigger****Perth*****Snigger

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    She would always feel the cold more than I. The worst part is not being allowed to drive with the window down. Lately though, she's been getting those hot flushes. In the middle of a sub-zero night, she will suddenly throw off the blankets. Air conditioner in the car on cold in winter. Crazy stuff.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I can adapt to hot or cold. I love a hot shower, however, playing with ice cubes is also great fun! And when you mix the two (hot shower with ice cubes..........wow!!!!). Cold and warm foods would also be interesting to play with (hot fudge with icecream). But my body does not like being cold for very long and I tend to start to cough when my body gets a little too cool.   I'm told coughing (along with sneezing and laughing) can make things a little interesting for the guy though, so I'll make a mental note to test this theory next time.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have a seperate bedroom from my partner, works a treat     I do not do sleep overs, as I find I get too hot in the bed with a person.   I just do fuck overs no longer than a few hours.   Autum or spring is best for me, covers off. I tend to move around and sprawl on the bed so covers do not last long at all.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jensman1903' She would always feel the cold more than I. The worst part is not being allowed to drive with the window down. Lately though, she's been getting those hot flushes. In the middle of a sub-zero night, she will suddenly throw off the blankets. Air conditioner in the car on cold in winter. Crazy stuff. Crazy? Maybe, but do you think it could be menopause? I hear that's hot flushes is one of the symptoms.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Oh it has got to be hot to truly get the best out of sex, sweaty bodies sliding over each other, sun beating down on bikini clad thighs, raising the heat to a place that just has to get release...yes Neptune give me the tropics any day :P My partner he sleeps very hot which is handy for those occasional cool nights we may get in QLD. Bring on summer ( yep out in the sun now!) Minxy x

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    when it is cold, you can warm her with your body heat,when it is hot ,she can cool you down. A perfect match.x Hugs H

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    She's a little young for it but it's not unheard of. The flushes don't disturb her as much as the irratic menstruation.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Me and fiend are perfect for each other.. he radiates a ridiculous amount of heat whereas I create none of my own and therefore leach to the nearest heat source, unfortunately for him and I drain all his heat from him lolDuring our romps we usually find it about 50/50 .. sometimes the blankies are on and sometimes they're not lolOur temp preferences are fiendy loves summer ridiculous hot days and I prefer winter, coz as I like to point out all the time, in winter you can add as many layers as you like to get warm, but in summer there's only so much you can take off before you're naked and still sweating without any relief.WINTER RULES!!!Mrsf xxx

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Apparently they aren't hot flushes anymore - they are power surges! Found that out yesterday from the lady in the chemist when I went to pick up my first HRT patches or my power surge controllers! And I can tell you it sure as hell does not feel like a power surge! (especially when you have the air con on in the car in the middle of winter)!   Pusscat xxx

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    a hot/cold balance.Coffee and Diet CokeSnuggled under a doona with the air con goingWax and IceCaramelised strawberries and whipped creamHot spa, iced waterHmmm, I'm hungry now

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    If it's too hot I want it to be cooler, and vicy versy. If it could be say 22 deg C all year round I would be happy.I'm the heat maker in our relationship, and she's my little heatsink.chases me round the bed all night, sucking up the heat.Cheers Felonius

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jensman1903'She's a little young for it but it's not unheard of. The flushes don't disturb her as much as the irratic menstruation. It's called perimenopause - the years before menopaiuse and jenny is the right age. If she has irractic periods, hot flushes, mood swings, depression, excessively tired all the time, dry skin, sore breasts then tell her to go to her gp and get her hormones tested with a blood test. Then she can either try natural ways of coping or HRT. Pusscat xxxx

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Love the cooler weather for hot steamy sex romps. Summer doesnt cut it for me,must be my cold pommy blood just luv snuggling under the covers after wards. Nothing wrong with the In between seasons though.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    jensman - It's cool. I'm also comfortable enough with my masculinity for this thread to develop into a discussion of menopause and erratic menstruation, if that's where the crowd wants to take this. In accordance with the Terms of Service, we're all adults here, but you know what they say: if you can't handle the heat, get out of the menstrual cycle(?)Since I can't handle the heat and I don't have too much wisdom to contribute here, I better stick with what I know.tuscanred, very interesting with the separate rooms. It's inspired a new topic. Watch this space.wiccan_beltane, I'm not surprised for someone whose name reminds me of fire festivals. Ice cubes and showers sound fun. Almost as fun as ShowerBeer™, where you drink a beer in the shower. Turn the lights off for the ultimate sensory experience! As for the coughing - I am reminded of those timeless doctor's instructions, "now bend over and cough." I'm certain the experience would be stimulating for both parties...!Minxy, volunteering to raise your temperature when needed. It'll be tough on me, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.Mrs F, I am so with you on the clothing logic! So easy to to add an extra layer in winter. But when you're lying buckers on the bed with the fan swirling overhead, and you can't be bothered to go to the kitchen because it's too hot and sticky to move, there's nowhere to go. Except, like, the Northern Hemisphere. I think I need to find a human ice cube equivalent like you, as Hesione suggests.DCB - the happiest I've ever been temperature-wise was my time spent living in the UK. I don't know why people over there complain so much, they get rain all the time, and in winter in the north the lucky buggers only have to tolerate like 8 hours of sunshine. Bliss!As to you other balanced, self-moderating types. Words cannot express the jealousy. It must be nice to be a normal-functioning human being. *sigh*

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Generally, I think men generate more body heat, but for me it's WINTER Before and during - Hot showers - Hot baths/spas - Heater on to warm the room and blankets off   After - Turn the heater off and jump under the doona for cuddles and spooning (OPTIONAL - of one foot out to regulate body heat)   SUMMER before, during and after: Only 1 option - AIRCONDITIONING   SPRING & AUTUMN - ala naturale!   SFxx

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