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Interpreting Profiles

September 23 2012

This is an old blog from another site which is so priceless I had to share (thanks nux)WOMEN'S ADS:40-ish - 49Adventurous - Slept with everyoneAthletic - No titsAverage looking - Barge arseBeautiful - Pathological liarContagious Smile - Does a lot of pillsEmotionally secure - On medicationFeminist - FatFree spirit - JunkieFriendship first - Formerly a slutFun - AnnoyingNew Age - Body hair in the wrong placesOpen-minded - DesperateOutgoing - Loud and EmbarrassingPassionate - Sloppy drunkProfessional - BitchAverage - FatVoluptuous - Very FatLarge frame - Hugely FatWants Soul mate - StalkerMEN'S ADS:40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAthletic - Watches a lot of sports on TVAverage guy - Has a head like a robbers dog, but has a friendly nature.Educated - Will patronize the hell out of youFree Spirit - Willing to bang your sister and your mother.Friendship first - You're dumped if you dont put out on 2nd date - no later !Fun - Pisshead.Good looking - ArrogantVery good looking - Happy to have sex with himself if you dont put out.Honest - Pathological LiarHuggable - Overweight, more body hair than a YettiLikes to cuddle - Insecure mama's boyMature - Older than your fatherOpen-minded - Back door bandit.Physically fit - Has the ability to run away if neccessarySensitive - Cries at chick flicksSpiritual - Got laid in a cemetery onceStable - Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

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RHP User

13 years ago

Desperate annoying fat bitch who has slept with everyone.

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RHP User

13 years ago

...I am a loud and embarrassing bitch with no tits and a sloppy drunk :P

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RHP User

13 years ago

...very fat, barge arsed, desperate bitch who's on meds and have slept with everyone looking for someone older than my father who's a backdoor bandit pisshead that will patronise the hell out of me but will be happy to have sex with himself if I don't put out (?)

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RHP User

13 years ago

And I am in trouble :)

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RHP User

13 years ago

hairy fat arrogant pisshead who is willing to bang your mother up the arse at the local cemetery.This is fantastic! I will also be able to suck both nipples and the clitoris at the same time!Any takers?Come on there must be someone out there for me???PS mother must be fairly facial hair free and not be bed ridden or confined to a wheelchair (walking frames and canes acceptable)

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RHP User

13 years ago

Quoting 'diwata' ...very fat, barge arsed, desperate bitch who's on meds and have slept with everyone looking for someone older than my father who's a backdoor bandit pisshead that will patronise the hell out of me but will be happy to have sex with himself if I don't put out (?) That's me !

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RHP User

13 years ago

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RHP User

13 years ago

Ozboy,wot about me

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RHP User

13 years ago

welll that was the main idea :PYou havent filled out your survey yet so I have no idea wot I may be in for ;pKeep on track, you know the rules ;)

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RHP User

13 years ago

So I'm an arrogant pisshead who wants anal sex with someone half my age while watching the Grand Final this weekend......SO who's free this weekend ;)

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RHP User

13 years ago

....does that mean I haven't slept with anyone ?Kool - I'm a virgin again :)

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RHP User

13 years ago

Ozboy,I never follow the rules

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RHP User

13 years ago

Nope, you're a Pissheaded insecure mama's boy who's willing to bang my sister and mother at he cemetery :)

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