M55
In your next life
March 15 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
any other night and my reply would have been "i want to come back as Stalky" but tonight...."i want to come back as a brick....a huge big cinder block"....so i can sit on the edge of the wall and everytime a man walks past i can fall on his head and cause him some damage roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am hoping that I have learned my lesson from this life and the next one will be a tad easier emotionally. I dont think I can chose to be someone as that person already exists and aint gonna be around for me to do again. I will be happy to come back as another woman although I cannot have another shot at this life...this time and these people will have passed.
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RHP User
15 years ago
In my next life I would love to be free of arthritis! Pusscat (swollen and tired today) xx
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luvsilver
15 years ago
I would not change too much at all.Very happy and content with my place in life.There will always be things you wish you could change or do things differently but i feel i have been dealt a pretty good hand so far.Though i understand many things are out of our control i strongly believe you make your own luck a lot of the time!! Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
15 years ago
i would come back as me, because i can eat copious amounts of chocolate with no detrimental effects whatsoever. this is good for me because i am addicted to chocolate. i need chocolate. i can go without sex for extended periods, but i must eat chocolate every night. must.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Next time round....I would love to be taller,with a longer neck..........just so I can stick it out even further.
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RHP User
15 years ago
...ok i was going to say Demi Moore... (right before she meets Ashton Kutcher!)... ... BUT !! after reading ' theone1983 ' , i too would like to come back as him. I too love chocolate , must have every night , MUST !! ..but then , must go to gym , every morning, MUST !! , ...I want what he has . !! mrs c xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
as I think in all probability that we get one life then we're dust..but...if I'm wrong...well in this life there are so many things I want to do, so many people I would like to be more like...if I had a choice I'd want it all and who has it all? God maybe?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dont think about it as there is no next life rather get on with the life you have and make the very most of it.
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Mr_MrsJones
15 years ago
In my next life I am gonna come back as the Dad!!!!!! Then someone else will make sure that everything is organised for me, make my meals, buy my clothes, care for my children, make my appointments and sacrifice their career so that I can have mine!!!!!!!! PS: I LOVE Mr Jones please don't get me wrong, but you did ask. Mrs Jones.
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RHP User
15 years ago
There Is a Next Life ???? cant I just keep doing the same mistakes as not ,,,,, hell with so many i should be getting good at them .......... Andy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would like to come back as a dolphin..................
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' any other night and my reply would have been "i want to come back as Stalky" but tonight...."i want to come back as a brick....a huge big cinder block"....so i can sit on the edge of the wall and everytime a man walks past i can fall on his head and cause him some damage roxxy LOL TassieRose, can I sit next to you? no wait, Im coming back as tree root, I'll trip him & then you can bonk him. Sending you a hug Hugs Jaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
I want to see what it would feel like to be on rhp, and get 100's of messages, and be able to take my pic of the best looking guys....and totally ignore the others..lol And not have to pay for a membership to get messages... And too not worry much about my profile..just a few words..let the pics do the talking And to get in for nearly nothing to swingers clubs. And to be able to say on my profile..no pic no answer..Flirts will be ignored cause i dont have time.. And of course ..lets not forget...Be in the" Hoty of the year" comp.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
as myself, but already wise and aware, able to do a better job of things than i have done so far......tho all is good in our world these days..............
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RHP User
15 years ago
Charlie " Taipan " Sheen ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Charlie " Taipan " Sheen .. oh yea, isnt he the winner of the moment.... lost job and family and respect l in how many moves?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'caramelcream' after reading ' theone1983 ' , i too would like to come back as him. I too love chocolate , must have every night , MUST !! I don't know about coming back as him and eat all his chocolate... but I'd just like to cum on his back and roll him in chocolate. :p I bet you're a dirty little fucker, Wonza... hehe.I'd come back as Willy Wonka.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'GirlTuesday' Feminine feline...the cat's out of the bagThey have no masters, sleep when they want to, eat when they want to and don't belong to anyone but themselves...Nine lives might help me stay out of trouble too they reckon that cats spend up to 60% of their indoor time looking out the window....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lol ..i just laugh when he talks now ..he just has this thing going on..lives with 2 women....mmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Lol ..i just laugh when he talks now ..he just has this thing going on..lives with 2 women....mmm he does yes..... never thought of that part..... lol...
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RHP User
15 years ago
That was my champion German bloodline Rottweiler back home. In the show ring he would pull up at about the mid 90s for confirmation, went CDX as a companion and Schutzhund I as a bit of an offsider to watch things around the place. He also had an amazing temperment...he thought he was a lap dog. For whatever reason, he would run up behind any and every female that came around...then sneak up from behind and pop his head through their legs just to look up and say "hello". | I did not teach him that...honest. | Later on I held him at stud as he was considered a top breeder...eat, sleep, play on the property and earned a fine wage for doing what studs to best. Beats working for a living and the perks weren't too bad either. And bonus...all the puppies went off with the lady Rotties and made them a decent living too. Kind of leads you to believe we may not be... | ...the top dogs on the planet? | No, I don't drool...but happy to bite you gently or lick you happily. Just pat my head or rub my tummy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
heres an idea, u can come back as me, i will come back as demi moore, then i will agree to have sex with u, and hey presto, theone1983 gets to have sex with demi moore. i like the sound of that. like it? i love it. . gazza, i think willy wonka did something like that to the oopa-loompa's in the extended/uncut version of the movie. now u know why willy was always smiling.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love Charlie Sheen too. But you know Taipan - he will die a lonely old man I think. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I want to come back as Willy Wonkers personal oopa-loompa. That way I get to suck on chocolate ALL day, have a permanent tan & be expected to walk with a waddle because my belly is so big. I mean what could be better than that. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'exitonly'I would like to come back as a dolphin.................. the 2-headed one is amaaaaaazing when you put both bullet vibes in. xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
thats an inanimate object, and incapeable of appreciating the wonderfully warm, juicy place in which it would often find itself. now if u were to come back as my knob, that would be a whole different matter. just so long as every time i have a wank, u dont look up at me and say ,"go and get a real root ya sad bastard, and stop slappin' me around."
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Jaz4u' Quoting 'TassieRose' any other night and my reply would have been "i want to come back as Stalky" but tonight...."i want to come back as a brick....a huge big cinder block"....so i can sit on the edge of the wall and everytime a man walks past i can fall on his head and cause him some damage roxxy LOL TassieRose, can I sit next to you? no wait, Im coming back as tree root, I'll trip him & then you can bonk him. Sending you a hug Hugs Jaz i love the way you think Jaz roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I want to be Paul Harrigan's wife lol or Michael Buble's wife xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' thats an inanimate object, and incapeable of appreciating the wonderfully warm, juicy place in which it would often find itself. now if u were to come back as my knob, that would be a whole different matter. just so long as every time i have a wank, u dont look up at me and say ,"go and get a real root ya sad bastard, and stop slappin' me around." if i get reincarnated as thelittleone1983 you'd better learn to love the cry-wanking, your tears will provide extra lubrication xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Opra W!!!!!!!! Yeah I wanna be rich and give it all away to the RSPCA oh and meet Hugh Jackman.... xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im coming back as a pig ........cos apparently they orgasm for 30 minutes!!!! and seriously I dont care if I'v been lied to, because I need to believe that someone can cum for that long for me to believe in fairies, n Santa, n the dang Easter Bunny. . . Pff who cares, I now believe in pigs!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Charlie " Taipan " Sheen .. you want to be an abusive rich arsehole? Shit Taipan, I am disappointed. Charlie Sheen is one misogynistic fuck head. I thought you liked women. . . .Wildly perplexed .(walks off scratching her head)PS I want to come back as a venutian, that way I will understand why people look at me funny
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'd like to be a female Hugh Hefner............ummm No I'd be male Hugh Hefner. So hard to decide cause I do like being a woman, but I want more sex in my next life :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'GirlTuesday'Feminine feline...the cat's out of the bagThey have no masters, sleep when they want to, eat when they want to and don't belong to anyone but themselves...Nine lives might help me stay out of trouble too I wouldnt mind being a Tomcat. Wander around looking for sex all day and come home to my human slaves whenever im hungry, no responsibilities or concern for anything. But if we could somehow remember the lessons we learned in this life, I would be quite happy to come back as myself.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Taipan is just a dirty old man who wants to live with two young women - one a an ex porn star -and have all his needs catered for - the rest he doesnt really care about... . Quoting 'Taipan12'Lol ..i just laugh when he talks now ..he just has this thing going on..lives with 2 women....mmm hmmm a racing horse for me maybe??? whip me baby whip me . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I want to come back as a tablecloth... so I can get laid three times a day and pulled off at night... VB
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know, you could just be on to something here, it might just be fun being a boar...and boring wildly with the big O lasting for half an hour? They have it wired...the baculum is a bone, a permanent erection and in the pig it comes with a twist. That settles it, and now I know why in the south back home they use the expression... | "She's happier than a hot hog in cool mud". | Quoting 'dontgothere' Im coming back as a pig ........cos apparently they orgasm for 30 minutes!!!! | Now the shape alone boggles the mind...I wonder if pigs invented the game "Twister" and just play it a little different way when they are mud wrestling? Oh well...maybe now I know why they call it "screwing" and it would take about a half an hour just to get it in... | ...and an hour or so to get it out! | | The bone is shaped like a corkscrew. Hell yeah, I want to be a pig...just never boring!
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RHP User
15 years ago
a rubber tree that way i can be made into many many condoms whooooooooooo what fun that will be
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RHP User
15 years ago
A Ladybug
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RHP User
15 years ago
1. The Universe depended on you well before you were borne, depends on you while you alive, and will depend on you well after you are gone. 2. There is only one you. There has never been a you, before, and will never be a you, ever again. 3. No two particles follow the same track at the same time in space and result in the same aspect. Aspects are infinite. Would you be happy to know that you are not you, and in fact, you are someone else from its past? No. I thought so too. Are there a determined numbers of souls on our planet, that keep coming back in someone else body? No, there are not, there is no scientific evidence to prove that. There is prove that humans are increasing dramatically. Therefore, the what you call souls are too. As your soul being part of the consciousness, after you gone, your soul goes back in the consciousness, just as the ocean being the consciousness, and the wave is you, which you rise out of it, grow mature, and grow old as the wave goes down, and back in the ocean. This is as close to the reality as there is. But if you think there is more to it, go on, we live in a free world, that is of thinking.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Mr_MrsJones' In my next life I am gonna come back as the Dad!!!!!! Then someone else will make sure that everything is organised for me, make my meals, buy my clothes, care for my children, make my appointments and sacrifice their career so that I can have mine!!!!!!!! PS: I LOVE Mr Jones please don't get me wrong, but you did ask. Mrs Jones. AGREED! I don't really mind if I am not the dad, but I would like to have a go at being a bloke next time around...
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RHP User
15 years ago
i want to come back as jesse janes gstring lol beckxox
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Desireher' 1. The Universe depended on you well before you were borne, depends on you while you alive, and will depend on you well after you are gone. 2. There is only one you. There has never been a you, before, and will never be a you, ever again. 3. No two particles follow the same track at the same time in space and result in the same aspect. Aspects are infinite. Would you be happy to know that you are not you, and in fact, you are someone else from its past? No. I thought so too. Are there a determined numbers of souls on our planet, that keep coming back in someone else body? No, there are not, there is no scientific evidence to prove that. There is prove that humans are increasing dramatically. Therefore, the what you call souls are too. As your soul being part of the consciousness, after you gone, your soul goes back in the consciousness, just as the ocean being the consciousness, and the wave is you, which you rise out of it, grow mature, and grow old as the wave goes down, and back in the ocean. This is as close to the reality as there is. But if you think there is more to it, go on, we live in a free world, that is of thinking. Besides, its a pointless argument because it cant be proven either way. Sure particles dont just bunch up, but who can say a soul is made of atoms rather than energy, or something "supernatural"? There could be a pre-set number of souls; for each new human that is born, countless animals die. I personally dont believe in it myself, just pointing out that its an endless and pointless argument.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Indeed, nor do I. What is, you, yourself, id, ego, doer, or as known “The Map of Reality”? Just a bunch of concepts and believes about who we think we are, and made them up along, as we grew and developed. But, is the map of reality, the territory, or the reality itself, as we tend to believe? No. Only few Zen can bring their map of reality, closer to the reality itself.
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RHP User
15 years ago
id like to come back as someone who doesnt have to work hard to be naturally sexy... then maybe i wonmt have gone years on this website without getting one hit!g
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'kodakfamous11'id like to come back as someone who doesnt have to work hard to be naturally sexy... then maybe i wonmt have gone years on this website without getting one hit! gThere you go , I just gave you a slap on the tooshy, does that count as a hit
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'kodakfamous11'id like to come back as someone who doesnt have to work hard to be naturally sexy... then maybe i wonmt have gone years on this website without getting one hit! g perhaps you could come back as someone who actually writes stuff on his profile and shows a bit of personality? xx sarah
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