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In the words of Rammstein: I have a pussy..u have a dicka...lets do it quicka...
March 27 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yikes...OBS...I fear my poor impulse control post makes us sound like a couple of tarts for hire...um...is that a problem?...lol Reckon I'll just stick to what I do best..and when Ive worked out what that is exactly, I'll let you know.... Do we have any PR type ppl who can rescue the banga sista's preview tour?
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RHP User
16 years ago
dunno bout that but i could review the show andgive some feedback (out the LesPaul and Marshall)ahahahahahahahahahahhahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
That cracks me up Myname... The GPS is screwed...we'll just have to "feel" our way with this one...hehe Testing the "reality vs internet" theory along with the "men MIA" theory Pull those flirting skills out sista! Jx
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16 years ago
And away I go....see that girl run>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< oops... Ok. will do my best Obeone....xxx
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16 years ago
you two just crack me up ...lmao roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
The day will start off with a photo shoot..we are sooo over the whole web cam pic scene and will be using props, lingerie and champagne to capture the moment ... Then glamming up for a night out..seeing who we can chat up, role playing different characters. Go on...grab those heels and join us! Oh and Earl...fan-bloody-tastic! You might have to keep us in line though....like a body guard kinda thing...but not for us...for the poor blokes we flirt wif...lol Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gosh..how great would the roadshow be if Roxxy could join the gang? Earl...come onnnn...come down and be our body guard. Would make for an interesting easter...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK this is my field of expertise gals In the USA acts often perform in smaller venues before going on Broadway in fact there is off off Boradway so should we start in the central coast or the blue mountains?Have you got a Facebook group yet and we need to tweeter this ASAPPosters who will do the posters and what do you want on them hmmmmm So much to do so little time ciaoHermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Errr... I dont want to be a stickler for the details... but instead of a road show... wouldnt a train ride be more appropriate ... being .. well.. women... and all. Also, do you stop at Hursville Station... and do I have to get off at Redfern? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh darn it! Meant....Hurstville station....doh! Thanks Hermes...you always cum thru for a gal or in this case Banga sista's! Is it ok to tweeter matters pertaining to twat business tho? I'm not all that offay on FB, tweetering and the kind. Can we leave the technical details to you Hermes? We promise to loooooove you looooong time if ya do....(oh dear!!!) Stalky! The air that I breathe! Whats the GO with train references? Bit foggy today....all this excitement about actually doing something proactive regarding MIA specimens in ma petri dish..
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RHP User
16 years ago
A couple of gorgeous girls like you? Who wouldn't want to be there :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
ok, as long as i don't have to run along side the bus in a suit and darkglasses.ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just us two chicky babes on a trial run Earl so save ya running shoes for when we all get together..lol It's happening....OBS and I are gettin out and about..making it real!! Being friendly and seeing who wants to come along...for some FUN!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hows the Terrigal Crowne Plaza sound OBS? I hear there is a decent bar and entertainment there on saturday night....
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RHP User
16 years ago
....glad I have a venue to do it in and not on the street...lmao The Terrigal Crowne Plaza it is! And my moves are oh so.... SMOOOTH Myname...if you can overlook the 80's style dance floor booty jiggy...lol Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can ya do the Moonwalk?? The robot? The " omg I think he's died and gone all stiff''? The washing machine? God...the eighties!! Oh Gawd....the 80's! You're younger than me OBS...so just hoping that whilst your busy bustin moves...I don't go bustin ma hip....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Remember slam dancing? or how about the old Michael Jackson, one glove thing! Last tragedy from the 80's, all the guys that dressed up in a t-shirt and jacket, the Miami Vice Don Johnson look. Mist have been a lot of drugs around lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geez, on ya justforfun...way to suck the libido out of what is meant to be a FUN event...lol Hey heres a good look.....Madonna's cone boobies and ponytail? So being a local guy...Im guessing you're coming along on saturday night all dolled up in your best miami vice suit and Don Johnson whiskers?? At least you will be easy to spot in the crowd...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I was thinking of wearing a decent shirt, but now, and at YOUR request OBS........ Blue jeans, white T-shirt and pale blue jacket, Sonny Crocket style!!!!!!!!!! Oh and when you mentioned Madonna's fashion sense I just have to come back with Cyndi lauper's hair!!!!!!!!! or Sinead O'Connor's lack of hair!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
The t-shirt and suit jacket thing is so making a comeback in 2011. I have my old Mr John glitter suit at the ready just waiting to be fashionable again :p You aint seen shoulder pads until youve seen me in this thing.. I'm 6'+ and 7' wide like a cardboard cutout. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hm, Cyndi Lauper hair & Madonna's cone shaped boobies... interesting 'look' you're going for..just4fun...LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' The t-shirt and suit jacket thing is so making a comeback in 2011. I have my old Mr John glitter suit at the ready just waiting to be fashionable again :p You aint seen shoulder pads until youve seen me in this thing.. I'm 6'+ and 7' wide like a cardboard cutout. :p Hugs Stalky Could it be that you are considering a road trip to the CC Stalky?? Woo Hoo!! NOW we got a party happening!! Stalky in his glitter gear...you can be our very own strobe light....LOL Hey...I'm loving the idea of a fashion Faux Pas theme....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'justforfunisall' Well I was thinking of wearing a decent shirt, but now, and at YOUR request OBS........ Blue jeans, white T-shirt and pale blue jacket, Sonny Crocket style!!!!!!!!!! I see Pseudo Echo...won't you take me to...Funky Town....ahahahahaha Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Glitter gel....blue nail polish....satin vests and petticoats? Ooooo....this is gunna make for a wild photo shoot!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Given the dimensions of Stalky's suit, it will be 2011 when he arrives at the Terrigal Crown Plaza... It's gunna be one long party waiting for him though...lmao Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have u got one handy OBS? Better procure one so we can get status updates on his progress...... Oh Oh Oh...OBS...I just had me an epiphany!! A bonk list by occupation!! Or has it been done already??... Can we make a start on it on the weekend? Can we Can we huh huh huh??
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's good to have purpose in bonking Myname - none of this meaningless phuck stuff...pffft! I mean whose hands are better - the tradies or the desk workers???? Ab fab research project Myname - and my mind will be focused...on the job...at all times ;P Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
How I adore a woman with such a strong work ethic.... Mental note to self: pay attention to a man's hands all in the name of research....
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16 years ago
I might manage to get a hold of a police radio, but unfortunately cannot help with the tradies hands. Looks like maybe I should put the "Don Johnson" outfit away for the next twenty years until it comes back into fashion. That would be a good look, a sixty year old dressed up like an extra from Miami Vice. And as for fashion fox paws? How about this, one word-----------------------------------Europe bad clothes, big hair and.........the blokes wore lipstick! Careful girls, not many days to go, its the final countdown pmsl
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RHP User
16 years ago
lend the stalksta the madonna boobies.will cut down wid resistanse on the bike.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaeronautical Earl
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16 years ago
Quoting 'justforfunisall' I might manage to get a hold of a police radio, but unfortunately cannot help with the tradies hands. Looks like maybe I should put the "Don Johnson" outfit away for the next twenty years until it comes back into fashion. That would be a good look, a sixty year old dressed up like an extra from Miami Vice. And as for fashion fox paws? How about this, one word-----------------------------------Europe bad clothes, big hair and.........the blokes wore lipstick! Careful girls, not many days to go, its the final countdown pmsl Hey...got another idea...hows about we have a eurovision song contest party? You'd fit right in just4....lol Bugga the bunny...Only 4 more sleeps until the Banga sista's get together! Woo Hoo!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'lend the stalksta the madonna boobies.will cut down wid resistanse on the bike.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaeronautical Earl LOL....I can see it all now!!! Awesome images Earl...thanks I needed the laugh!! xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks Earl. All the guys at Pie in the Sky are going to love that outfit Earl. Does it cum in leather I can hear them say. I suppose I can always fit a bra to the Trumpy twin headlights to match. Way to blow next years Mardi Gras parade secret. :p. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
the good old crown plazas going to be rocking by the sounds of it girls ,lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'macksmith'the good old crown plazas going to be rocking by the sounds of it girls ,lol Apparently, the entertainment is pretty good macksmith ;P Hey Myname....are we getting paid for this gig???...lmao ....come and join us if you like...macksmith...no need for you to get dressed though Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thats the second invitation mac's earnt himself...must be feeling mightee fearful by now...lol I've entered into negotiations with the crowne plaza OBS...not looking good so far. Can you believe they suggested we busk for a buck!? I didn't have the heart to tell em we'd bang for one....suffice to say...my ppl are talking to their ppl.... Come saturday night...the crowne will be a rocking so dont come a knockin!! Now doesn't THAT sound inviting!?
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RHP User
16 years ago
....I see Myname the brilliance of the sista's social networking ;) The real world Myname, means not having to put a "lol" or a smiley on the end of a sentence..... Just lots of "earls" pearls...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I couldnt do without my lol's and emotes...Id feel nakie...and exposed Hmm..on second thought...I like feelin that way.... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha So whatcha reckon sista...7pm at the crownie? Myname gone bogan for some reason... oops...my bad... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh phuck that...too much work....LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
ROTFL....in the real world...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.... Watch me LMAO....better still watch me LMFAO...ahahahahah....Ahh...hmm Ummm....not gunna PMSL though....lol...that would be on the side of *cough ahem* fetishhhhhh ! 7pm at the Crown it is.....woohoo! Going shopping tomorrow!!!! Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Erm, do u cum with subtitles OBS? Me no abla the ROFL-speak..lol with the exception of the lol that is.. Hang on...do u cum with subtitles???....LOL...PMSL...ROFL...and the other one....I crack myself up sometimes..hahahahahahahaha Whatcha shopping for? Stuff that goes 'bzzzzzzzzz'? or maybe some props for your deluxe pre drinkies photo shoot?? Two more sleeps to go!! Yeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Would it be a fox paw to wear a crushed velvet jacket and a cravat? PMSL gotta go clean that up!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Shopping for "props".....for the deluxe pre-drinkies photo shoot! Strike a pose Strike a pose Vogue Vouge I'm thinking RED...a deep RED Just looked in the toy box....trying to decide if I should bring my Buzz Light Year to play with.....Woody keeps getting lost darnit!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'justforfunisall' Would it be a fox paw to wear a crushed velvet jacket and a cravat? PMSL gotta go clean that up! Sure just4....so long as u dont wanna get laid or nuffin... Not that theres any guarantee that you will anyway.. I mean...we're not tarts for hire....in fact, my dearest chaste friend and I are the perfect example of what every woman in 2010 should be....demure...lady like...pinkies pointing up whilst sipping her cup of earl grey...in fact..just think of the 'ladies' from Little Britain....I'm the fat one.....LOL
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16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Shopping for "props".....for the deluxe pre-drinkies photo shoot! Strike a pose Strike a pose Vogue Vouge I'm thinking RED...a deep RED Just looked in the toy box....trying to decide if I should bring my Buzz Light Year to play with.....Woody keeps getting lost darnit! What I got from your message OBS: deep.....buzz....woody..... Bring on saturday night I say....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Which reminds me....OBS...I trust you have 'tidied' up any stray follicles...I did today....little too enthusiastically I might add... got an ouchie on my you know what... Damn razor...grr
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16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Shopping for "props".....for the deluxe pre-drinkies photo shoot! Strike a pose Strike a pose Vogue Vouge I'm thinking RED...a deep RED Just looked in the toy box....trying to decide if I should bring my Buzz Light Year to play with.....Woody keeps getting lost darnit! theres a snake in my boot......somebodies poisoned the waterhole.....ahh fuck.. to infinity and beyondahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahabogan Earl.ps. why the fuck has my text gone all faint?am i dissappearing again?have the spelling nazis cottoned on to my illiteracy? oh shit. now i'm back. how the fuck did that happen?fuckin putorsahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
C'ept I usually blame men...lol oops hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (in your honour) xx ps: guess what earl??!! No crunchie bunnies for me since we made our deal!! Yaaaaaaaaay!
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RHP User
16 years ago
bugger, i'm dieing from the inside out.ahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahawho'd have thought a simple beverage could taste so goodEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Remain focused darling heart...for the pay off is worth it! (it damn well'd wanna be!) Heres a little tip straight from aversion therapy 101. Imagine something you find totally disgusting. So vile that the mere thought makes you gag. E.g. liquified pig poop. Then slowly but surely imagine yourself swallowing it...forcing yourself to consume the putrid substance....now substitute the actual substance with beer...or whatever it is you're giving up. Every time you crave a beer, imagine you're downing a schooner of rancid, thread worm infected, runny pig poop. really see it in your mind...imagine the taste, the consistency the point of heaving (if necessary). Practice this often enought and soon will the cravings for beer will dissipate. Either than or you'll starve to death from all the 'imagining'..lol Oh gosh! I'm feeling rather nauseous just from writing all this down... Keep the faith soldier!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
It has come to my attention that some ppl in the ooze pond viewed my post as an opportunity to get a monopoly on the rhp men tomorrow night. Firstly, we all know thats an impossibility as a large portion are serial MIA offenders and the others would be too busy exploring one on one options. Secondly, the night out is aimed at both sexes...I thought the pussy and dick references made that clear...lol Essentially, this is a non agenda, non exclusive social opportunity a few of us thought we'd like to share with other local rhp'ers. The more the merrier...or...the fewer the more likely we are to get down and funky with the terrigalites...lol Whatever ya'll are doing this easter break...make the most of it and ENJOY! Happy (easter egg) Hunting!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
what!!!! you say you have the monopoly on RHP guys whooo hoooo...you go girls myname and brightstar....the luckiest girls on RHP mwahhh enjoy the fella's..and have a couple for me would ya xx roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' what!!!! you say you have the monopoly on RHP guys whooo hoooo...you go girls myname and brightstar....the luckiest girls on RHP mwahhh enjoy the fella's..and have a couple for me would ya xx roxxy xxx We'll just have to share him around me thinks...lol Wishing you were here sharing in the fun xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm packed and ready Myname...just wonderin' tho.... Should I bring my leash...hehehe Jx
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16 years ago
sorry i cant come...wish i could though but someone has to look out for the bunny....for the little ones ofcourse hehe have a hot, sexy times ladies xx roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' I'm packed and ready Myname...just wonderin' tho.... Should I bring my leash...hehehe Jx Gunna have that damn tune stuck in my head all night now...lol Not necessary to byo leash OBS....got lock stock and two smokin crops here...ready willing and waiting for you! Cya tomorrow chickeeee babeee!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' sorry i cant come...wish i could though but someone has to look out for the bunny....for the little ones ofcourse hehe have a hot, sexy times ladies xx roxxy xxx This is just the warm up so we can iron out any kinks before the BIG BANGa sistas tour...save up ya bottle tops for the main event Roxxy...full report coming your way when we're fully recovered...lol Be thinking of you! Myohmynameisgunnabemudcumsunday!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Meet and greet details: 7pm ground floor outside venue. OBS and I will be the ones with bunny ears for your easy ID..... In the event of a bunny eared population explosion we'll be the bunnies in black....in the event of a gothic bunny eared population explosion....we will be the bunnies in black with red lips.....in the event of a population explosion of black bunnies with red lips...we will be the black bunnies with red lips and dark hair ...in the event of a population explosion of black bunnies with red lips and dark hair...we will be the ones with name tags....lol Thanks to those of you who sent msg's expressing interest in attending (2 our in-box)...hope to see you all 2nite!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
the two of you are going to be the sexiest easter bunnies in sydney have fun tonight all xx roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Meet and greet details: 7pm ground floor outside venue. OBS and I will be the ones with bunny ears for your easy ID..... In the event of a bunny eared population explosion we'll be the bunnies in black....in the event of a gothic bunny eared population explosion....we will be the bunnies in black with red lips.....in the event of a population explosion of black bunnies with red lips...we will be the black bunnies with red lips and dark hair ...in the event of a population explosion of black bunnies with red lips and dark hair...we will be the ones with name tags....lol Thanks to those of you who sent msg's expressing interest in attending (2 our in-box)...hope to see you all 2nite!! with two big white pointy teethahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gosh! It was awesome meeting OBS in person!!! We had fabulous time discussing you all...lol..joking...no time for gossiping...too busy educating three delighful if not a tad tipsy 19 yr olds, Amber, Emma and Candy (yes....candy) on why control freaks (me) don't drink...not being afraid to say 'cock'...tongue piercings and...um..'other stuff'. I must say I was rather impressed by BD, MP & SM's self control when the girls crashed our 'gathering'. However, just b'tween you and me, super fit and fabulous MP thought all his christmas's had come at once and promptly forgot both my and OBS's name's.. lol Results: OBS 1 Myname 0...tho working on a certain airman from williamtown....u know who you are...hehe!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sounds like you had a good time wish I had been there. Don't leave it too long until the next one...ladies.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just took the scenic route home :) WOW! Myname, you are the bomb! You got the smarts, the sexy and the sensitive all tied up with a wicked sense of humour! OK - now given this was a Banga Sista's Preview...we gotta bit of work to do Myname before the next one...the main one being to fix wardrobe malfunctions - I know stockings slipping down and shoes slipping off sounds very sexy, but it was a bit of an OH&S issue carrying food and drinks! I wonder if Candy can say the word "cock" yet....without looking into her drink. It was great for the young girls to invite us into the night club LILKOKS...but of course we had to decline...we weren't going to find 9 inches in there! Mind you...the club we went to afterwards had a good "feeling" about it :) Soooo here we are again, back to "lol's" and emotes. Hope the score is now even Myname ;P Jx
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16 years ago
Yellow brick road!! Woo Hoo..you are home safe and sound! I can relax now....once I have all the details about your 'ride' home that is!!Tho thats best left for our respective boxes me thinks Oh the wardrobe malfunctions...I intend lodging a complaint with the 'stay up' stocking mob...and perhaps you should not loan out your sexy shoes to Bob, the crossdresser...lol Poor Candy...I hope we havent driven her into the arms of her best friends lesbian boss (with the pierced tongue) Which reminds me....do you think Amber smashed her friend for making a move on her b/f? Maybe we shouldve gone to the nightclub..branched out with the Banga sista's bouncer services...God only knows that poor old asthmatic security bloke you managed to dazzle into letting us sneak out thru the Motel wouldnt have been much use in breaking up what Id imagine wouldve been one helluva cat fight! Score remains: OBS 1 and Myname a big fat 0 but I aint giving up fighting the good fight! With a wrap like you just provided...Im sure something will 'come up'. Thanks for a great couple of days OBS...tis YOU who is the bomb!! xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
it all started real good and i was going to drag out my old antique banjo and join earl in the pre show review ,,,,,,but somehow things got twisted along the way ,,and now i dont know what the fuck is happening ,,,doesnt matter ,,,,,count me in anyway ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and i promise to leave the banjo at home ,,,,,cheers ,,,les.........
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16 years ago
How could it have been anything other than a great night? Anyone who knows OBS knows what I mean when I say she is the complete package. Best of all...theres no guess work required when she is having a 'good time' if you know what I mean....OHHHHHH yesserrreebob!! Les & now_or_never...keep your eyes peeled in the events section...cos Im sure there will be another night out on the agenda soon!!!
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16 years ago
sounds like you girls had a great time dont forget next time this banga sista is hoping to come glad you both had fun xx roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Gawd it's good to speak aussie again. Man....that french stuff messes with ya tongue whilst german leaves ya throat in shock! Thanks Roxxy, as i said previously. hard not to have a great time when Mz party hearty is in the immediate vacinity! Mwuah OBS! Ya know, it was kinda surreal being out in the real world and actually conversing with those we only know via pics or less. We gals are far more braver in managing the group dynamic than the boys...so maybe if we commence the counselling now the rhp boys will be alright on the night you arrive on the mad mainland!! lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
forgive me father for I have sinned....I got my vac's and vic's confused vicinity...darn it!
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16 years ago
Be sure to check out the filmclip for Pussy by Rammstein, I've seen them live - awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEe6a0kZSiA
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16 years ago
Quoting 'jas_purr'Be sure to check out the filmclip for Pussy by Rammstein, I've seen them live - awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEe6a0kZSiA Not sure how it made it past the censors...particularly the music dvd.. Just love it!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
gunna checkout utube, downlowds permitting.nice explorer manahahahahahahahahhahaEarl
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