M64 F61
In the interest of a good old fashion stoush!
December 30 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Man was so much less of a complicated model. But then like all useful plug in appliances it needed to come with a socket. Trouble is that the sockets have a habit of fusing monthly and need constant maintenance. Then there's the catch that exchanging sockets usually results in losing the house too. Also apologies to anyone who may be offended in any way shape or form!
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RHP User
16 years ago
You always need a trial run before you get things right (read that as perfect)..... x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why mess with perfection..for we are made in Her image...I have it on good authority that the creation of man was during the universal bake off competition...something to do with left over pastry... ooo look....wonder what we could stick this?! 'ducks for cover'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well gave him a chance to fix up the mistakes :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I just knew you would have an excellent comeback! c'mon guysCheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
nice joke Nev. But i thought this one would've been brought up already by the sistahood.... God created men first so that he could learn from his mistakes. I won't lie....i like women better that's for sure ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
It was upon the advice of a woman that God made man first. How else would he have known what to do?...lol And then on the 7th Day he was going to have a rest, but there was nothing going on in the Chat rooms...so he made woman Cheers
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RHP User
16 years ago
No jumping ship here dude.....the brothers need your help...lol and its kinda a given that we like the sistas (gay guys excepted,) can't hurt to ruffle their tail feathers a little though!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
God created man first to see if he could better his creation... seen man then went back and created a woman P:P:P LOl happy new year all xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
And after God made man, he realised that Man was lonely (masterbation wasn't invented then). God then took one of the Man's ribs to make the Woman. It started the trend of humanity, since then all women do is take take take from the men ... lmao (Ducking real low now lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mooka...you are one brave man......is that Military training. you rock man!Ohh yeah, we all realise this is some light relief ftom the woe is me stuff some guys have been dishing upover chrissy, right !!!Basically just a light hearted shot accross the bows, anything goes just not nasty hey.Nobody from our side has topped Mz J yet.(toungue in cheek....think about it people....lol)and....great to see you back and involved Onesobright.Cheers Nev.....gimme fuel...gimme fire....gimme that which i desire.......if you can name the song you get a prize!
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RHP User
16 years ago
god needed advice on how to make a woman...she had to like sex...be able to cook......and clean...and wash...and look after the kids...and run the house smoothly...and not complain when man came home late...just checking the list, got to point 943...and then i gave up reading all of the requirements of a woman......aren't we lucky that god didn't make a booboo and give us man version 2.01a...lol...phew......cos i think i would have traded that model in for....errrr....not sure...cheersjose......aka god's angel...giggling....
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RHP User
16 years ago
He wanted a good groundskeeper for the Earth.Then He realised that man needed to replicate so He made womenThings went to hell very quickly after this ...Mr H :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would have built Katy Perry and 1000 Jessica Albas first. If man's sole purpose in life is to have as much sex as he can before he dies, why build a man first? Why build man at all?? Nice post Nev. And by the way, your song is "Fuel" by Metallica ;) What's my prize?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I remember once I was fighting with my "Then favourite" and in the heat of the arguement, I shouted.. "why the fck did God make you so fckn beautiful, but so fckn STUPID!!!!!??" she snapped back.. "He made me beautiful so you would love me.. AND he made me STUPID so I would love you!!" What could I say??
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RHP User
16 years ago
OR maybe it went something like this.... One the Sixth day, God created man, THEN, On the seventh day, God called it holy, and rested well from his works.. BUT... On the eighth day, God created WOMAN.... AND WOE!!! Since that fateful day, NEITHER God, NOR Man has been able to rest again!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
.......and thats the reason why men are perfect and women are so flawed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tallica roooles....lol I hav'nt decided yet?Maybe one on one verbal combat with Mz JCheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Priceless....ROFLMAO.....i gotta remember that one! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Vebal combat with Mz J you say? I'll never win... Since she hinted that God is actually female, then God "herself" will be in her corner. I'll be like a lamb to the slaughter! I might give Satan a call and ask "him" for a little coaching. I don't have his number but I'm sure some of the ladies on this site will have it (haha). Maybe we have a new thread there?? :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
startin ta think men got created first to makeenough dough to get screwed over........ahahahahahahhaahhahaahhahahahahahahhaBad weekend, Earl
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