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I'm feeling so, so sad today....

March 15 2010

it really hurts when someone tells you they don't want you anymore...don't want to play with you...pass you on for someone more tasty...but maybe this will cheer you up...brought a smile to my face, but not my heart...If only companies would start sponsoring condoms...* Nike Condoms :::: Just do it* Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling* Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life* Optus Condoms :::: Yes!* Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going& going& going* Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop* Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day* Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only)* Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected* VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now* Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it * Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek* Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?* Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together. *******************The following brands wouldn't sell so well.....* Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.* RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills* Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts* Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face* Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save youcheers...Jose...*feeling really, really blue*

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RHP User

16 years ago

..you can put a smile on someone's face...and you don't have to be derogatory in the process.Cheer up son, you still have the best ass in the business!

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RHP User

16 years ago

and nibbles on your tender bits.... (earlobes that is) intrigued & curious

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RHP User

16 years ago

You forgot the KFC condom mate..

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I'm feeling so, so sad today....

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