M62
I'm a writer of story's too...it's all in my head
May 03 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
I firstly shave my legs before I put on the sheer black silk stockings my lover has given me.Next comes the red satin corset,my fingers temble with excitement as iI fumble with the laces.Then I step into the ruffled skirt,I slip my size tens into the new Jimmy Choos and begin to apply the maquiilage,foundation,eyeshadow,eyeliner and then the lips.I outline them carefully ,their blood red matches my corset perfectly. I lean towards the mirror and attach shimmering diamontes to my ears. I am ready,oops,I almost forgot,I reach for the absolute finishing touch,a cascade of glorious black curls.It fits snuggly on my shaved dome,now I am ready,My hair is down,I am transformed,Ms Xknots gazes back at me.I step out into the night.....continue
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RHP User
14 years ago
As i clear the days work from my desk there is a buzzing in my pants, the phone..
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RHP User
14 years ago
It’s not until I am looking in the rear view mirror that I realize ..I truly am no good at dressing up as a women my make up looks terrible and I didn’t shave of my stubble but I did promise to give it a go. The corset is crushing my ribs and those dam clips are constantly tearing out my chest hair the g string is riding up my arse and is so dam tight my balls a starting to resemble two squashed frogs. But I am doing this for my girl she want to be chatted up and wined n dined by a cross dresser plus the money is good so ......
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RHP User
14 years ago
...then hurriedly wrote back "I just found out that WowWow is going to that restaurant...how about our regular place?" I laughed and shook my head as I tapped send thinking "That crazy bastard will do anything to get laid" and waited for the phone to ring. Instead I got a text that read...
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RHP User
14 years ago
No way CM.. I heard Wow wow has "come out" and I that he is a drqg queen now.. I am intrested in seeing who he hooks up with.. we go as planned...
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Damn it" the phone's gone dead (sorryCM)...... mean while Wow wow and his girl have entered the resturant...led to there table by a....
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RHP User
14 years ago
a greek adonis with skin tight pants, his hair looking like it has sump oil combed through it, big brown eyes and a cheeky grin.... he winks at wowwow, oh so seductively and slips him a piece of paper.. just then CM and cavey walk through the door
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RHP User
14 years ago
(CM is short for Super hero...COCKMAN....and his off sider Cavey short for CAVEGIRL).... there here CM just like you said they'd be...I put them on table 8..what do you want me to do? Nothing greek adons we'll take it from here..Wowwow un aware of the super heros is staring straight into his girls eye's and thinking to himself.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
' man, everything is just as i planned it, great location, the mood is right, my balls aren't that comfortable in this outfit.. but fuck, i'm feeling hot and ready..... i think i'm turning myself on.greek adonis is on to me, but i'm sure no one else here has recognised me..... maybe it's time too................
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ms X knots as the imposter is known ,adjusts his corset,glances over at his lover,a sheepish look on his face and bursts out laughing.'Oh wowwow!' ,she gasps,'you are such a naughty man'.Her fingers had discovered the surprise he had for her just...
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know how those ancient Greeks were...they didn't give a shit, ass is ass even under or over the table. I look over at Cavey and say quietly "Man...who ordered these drinks? I think I'm having and flashback and I only did that shit once. Okay so it lasted for three years, but still...this is getting scary". Cavey looks around and says... ....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cavey says >>>> To CM ..fuck wowwow is hot and thinks to himself who would have thought 6 foot 4 hairy chested cross dressing drag queen could turn such a cave dwelling hoodlum.. Its at this point he realizes he is fondling the waitress and she doesn’t appear to mind a great deal at all either. I (wowwow) look across the room I see a hairy man steering at my with what appears to be a look of recognition but I can’t place him was he the guy in the toilets at the central lock up that time or was he the guy who stole my pushbike as I was making mad passionate love to myself in the bush behind the care tackers hut on the golf course ... hmmm this is bugging me ..anyway concentrate my girl will think I really am interested in men and after all tonight was to be all about her and her desire to ......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Shhh don't tell...but I think he's finally playing his cards face up. I heard that...naaaa never mind, the guys at the golf course could have been wrong about him applying for the job at the golf course shagging balls on the driving range. Anyway, see those guys in the dirty leather...some of the local biker gang that have been eying him off, so what if you give them this *hands her a bottle of genuine148 proof Absinthe* and we can just sit back and see what happens. | She laughs quietly as she sets the bottle on their table and says... "It's from the ugly girl in the dress" . They both sit back and wait......
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RHP User
14 years ago
The biker boys,turns out they were a local chapter of Dykes on Bikes and after an hour of sipping that absinthe wowwow was looking lkie a very large but pretty green fairy.He looked up,startled at their aproach,and clenched his arse cheeks....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Waxed up today, hair cut & colored, legs shaved, ready and raring to go.... WHERE ARE YO!?!?!?!?
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RHP User
14 years ago
greek adonis ( alias MrsP:) Walks back into the building, whip in hand, flicks back her hair, stumbles ever so slightly...Cockman and Cave girl rush to her side...smell her poisonous sensual perfume and drop to the floor, is this the momentWowwow has been waiting for ...Will he finally be able to Pull Off.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ramee01' Waxed up today, hair cut & colored, legs shaved, ready and raring to go.... WHERE ARE YO!?!?!?!?wrong post....... just laugh at me and move along... theres nothing to see here! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
reaching for the sky on the disco floor to the clasic bee gee's song Stayin alive Stayin alive ...oh..oh..oh..oh....stayin alive Mean while.... greek adnosis has lasoeud her self a biky goddess, Wowwow's girl thinks she will finally get laid and...
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RHP User
14 years ago
That no man not even super hreos cockman and cavegirl, can please them the way they please each other...earlier in the evening at the bus stop waiting patiently Ms Xknots (dressed to please ) is spotted by non-other than multiple orgasms..there eyes meet ...there hearts begin to race quicker and quicker, ther's a shortness in there breath...
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RHP User
14 years ago
last time I contribute to a story with you guys
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione'last time I contribute to a story with you guys Don't be like that lol I did like the green fairy and duke bikers..just jump in where u can....xknots sooner or later u will get a bite....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Correct me if I am wrong...and I am sure you will.I thought the idea was to pick up from the previous line....obviously knot,s you have a different opinion.Just need to make that clear to anyone who bothers with this thread....I wont be.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hi Mrs P...yes I got the message from Knots....I dont get grumpy often just thought he was rude....not you lovely peaches x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Back seat of the Bus they find a bag stashed under the seat ... the bag is heavy and feels warm they unzip the bag to find the head of an old man a bald ugly old man.. why does this face remind them of some sick perverted strange little creature ...ahhhh they know who this is and they noticed he had returned ... But it looks as though he finaly got what he deserved .. after all those lies about his age and his sexual prowess and 5 star bullshit... yay Pissant is dead ... Knowing DGT will be the prime suspect and not wanting her to be harmed .. they grab the bag and exit the bus at a stop just outside the city limits .. walking at a good pace tuntil they are alone they find what they are after and set about destroying the head in the bag ... It Burns Hot and it burns well there will never be no trace with the teeth removed and the skull ground to a paste the fire will do the rest. They walk another 8 miles under the cover of darkness and jump in a cab and go back to the city Now they realy do have something to celebrate ........ cont...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Then they remembered the body,where was the body?Frantically they hail another cab and race back to the abandoned van.Time is against them,they have to get to Pissants house before the cops,and find the rest of the body. The van screeches to a halt,they all file out,wowwow,cavey and knots.The door is wide open,there is an awful stench ,something very dead is obviously inside.Bluebottles are swarming,through the haze they can just make out a form lying on the floor.It is indeed Pissant. Cavey pulls the rest of the absinthe from his pocket and sprinkles the contents over the torso,wowwow lights a match and soon a fire is blazing.The smell of burning flesh is nauseating,the three rush outside to make sure the rest of the house will burn too. Cavey finds a jerry can of petrol in a shed.He runs around the perimeter sprinkling the fuel randomly.Wowwow,throws more matches onto the small pools of petrol . Soon the whole house is ablaze....cont
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RHP User
14 years ago
WOWWOW starts loosing his girly outfit bit by bit, when he arrives at the pub he only has his silver spangly G left on. LMFAO are playing, all of a sudden all the men strip down to sparking cock jocks, jump on the bar and have a cock thrust off, gang wars baby!! These boys are so serious that the girly g's can't hold their contents any longer and the sword fighting begins, old skool gang wars...? hmmm Then everyone ate sausages THE END
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RHP User
14 years ago
The end of Piss Ant once and for all ... no more tummy sucked in photos or dildo collection the entire town is happy the police decide no investiagtion is needed and party flows late into the night
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RHP User
14 years ago
The following day wowwow,cavey and knots,lay dead on the floor of the pub.Poisoned by sausages.Pisant had taken his revenge,his son,Pisant jnr was the town butcher, the sausages had been poisoned. The whole town turned out for the funerals.Mrs Peachypear sobbed uncontrolably,Ramee wandered in dressed for a date,hurriedly looked around the crowded church,and rushed out. The Reverend Hesione delivered the eulogy. 'Dearly beloved we are gathered here to farewell our brothers,Cavey,knots and wowwow. Instead of floral tributes I ask that all the RHP women here today, take off your knickers and throw them on top of the coffins.Your knickers will represent all the lucky women that have dropped their knickers for these fearless and now deceased pantsmen. Rest in peace Cavey,knots and wowwow" There was a loud banging noise as the coffins were being lowered into the ground.Coffin lids began to rise,knickers were flying everywhere. Three heads bagan to emerge from the wooden boxes, the boys were still alive,Pisant had failed again .to continue or knot
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