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I'm Honestly Shocked...

July 24 2011

You know when you get hatemail that you're either doing something really wrong or really right. Because as Oscar Wilde once said " everything popular is wrong", and I would happen to agree. But this is just too funny. Now I'm not going to name and shame but this is just too funny to not share with all you lovely RHPers out there. "I've only clicked on your profile so that I can block you. I can't stand your forum posts so I'm choosing not to read them anymore. I would have blocked you already but I was concerned about getting confused by people referring to messages I can't see but now I'm more than willing to take that risk. Consider psychological help. Your personality is sick." I am honestly laughingg my ass of at this. It has to be by far one of the best compliments I've ever recieved. Who knew men could be such pigs? Certainly I'm not all that bad... So the question is, what is the strangest compliment you've ever recieved? I'm assuming the person who posited this message to me has a degree in psychology or criminology because otherwise, the criticism is morally and philosophically moot...

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well Nick.. sounds like a bit of a misunderstanding there... lolz. Have you had someone threaten you with group action yet? I mean, normally I would jump at the chance.. but that want the kind of group action that she had in mind... lolz.. yes.. Oscar Wilde... .consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.HUgsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I think this is beautiful! I also think that this thread will be worth following ... until it winds up being pulled. . As I always say, your posts are a very useful tool for me around here, as they assist me in highlighting those people who I would be best to avoid contact with. You always manage to bring derision with you wherever you go... Those who "get" you, I tend to somehow find myself giving a bit of a nod to. Those who do not, unfortunately, due to my fractured sense of humour and to a lesser extent, my intellect, tend not to fair so well. It's a pity, but it's proven a fairly good barometer to date LOL. . I'm not sure whether Oscar's "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal" is appropriate for the posts that will likely follow mine, or if perhaps "Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much" is more fitting . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That the person who sent the note doesn't realise he'll still be troubled by having to view your posts Nick How I wish I had the joy of not viewing the crap one on my blocked list spews forth, alas...I'm stuck with him. Such is life

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Damn, I hate to be the one to take all "your special" away Nick but........ Adult-Forums/Hate-Mail-33751

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You know I love your nasty, sarcastic sense of black humour. Often it fits mine to a tee and you never fail to give me a laugh...even when others are outraged. But then I have been called a sociopath by one on this site as well. l Ahem the question is...what is the strangest compliment I have ever recived? l Many years ago in my distant youth while working in outback NSW in the shearing shed, I was often the only woman in the team. After a while I seemed to be stuck with the same group of young guys who were great fun on the weekends at the pub. Anyway, working up around St George on the Qld/Nsw border, we were at the pub one weekend and the boys were fair running down the girls. Not those present, just in general. When I finally commented that I was one of that sex and I was actually right there. One of them looked at me in utter surprise and said... "But you are one of the boys"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I once got told by a guy that I looked liked a cross between Mae West and a horse!!!! Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ..so there are some rhp posters that I avoid like the plauge.. If I come across 'Nicks' comments I just move along to something more entertaining and lighter. Why anyone would want to depress themself with some of those drawn out comments is beyond me..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    What others think about us really dosn't matter, what they say only affects us if we let it. If they say you are no good, usually it is because they have such a low oppinion of themselves and putting someone else down makes them feel better and will the comment affect you, NO. Get on with your life, believe in your self, what others think is none of your busisness. If what they say has any affect on you it should be to prove them wrong. We looked over your profile and my wife said if she was a girl in your age bracket you would be on her to do list. Get out there and have fun..

  • RogueGeek

    RogueGeek

    14 years ago

    "I only like girls who are a bit different, you know, not mainstream."Followed by"And you're weird."And the below thread is the result of colossal misunderstanding. Funny story actually... Quoting 'D_G_T' Damn, I hate to be the one to take all "your special" away Nick but........ Adult-Forums/Hate-Mail-33751

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    There are those who know the full story, and those who don't. I make a special note to point out that its often the ones who don't, who always seem to fling mud and usually at me whether I ask them to or not. I would also like to point out ever so graciously that SalAndy's post may be viewed as 'original' based solely on the fact that anyone who isn't me seems to have instant posting priveliges., and this thread is in fact at least a day and a half late... but nice try. If I was going to steal someone else's material I'd at least leave a reference. While I am on a roll, I'd also like to point out to the ever so lovely justjuice that Themself is not a word. Go back to school please you offend my entire profession. You should have said "Depress themselves" that is the correct english. Go back and get your HSC, please... so we can continue this exhilarating discussion. As usual I agree with everything Flirty and Fiona B have said - and just to clarify, if it needs clarifying - I hold no ill will of any sort towards SalAndy, it was just the typical male-male overexaggeration/miscommunication. In saying that, you can guarantee that for better or worse, should my name be mentioned in any thread or any topic regardless of relevance to the discussion.... of course I'm going to try and milk it. I am the brand after all, and you do pay more for the brands. The deeper question is, why would I very uncharacteristically go out of my way to offend someone I find desirable both intellectualy and aesthetically, of course referring to Sal here... on purpose, not on accident? The logic is flawed at best. Frankly the whole thing became tiresome before the thread was pulled. For what's its worth, I've apologized profusely to Sal... and the funny thing is she was even quicker to apologize to me. So I guess you could say its almost a win-win situation? I seem to be in a rather unique position where women find me hilarious and men seem to want to knock my block off... so I guess I'm doing something right. Any thoughts?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I think we all get a bit of hate mail now and then...probably best to ignore it and have a laugh. If the chicks dig it...who cares? What does sort of freak me out is the number of views my profile seems to get from men on this site...and hence the reason I ditched my friends list and never did do the validations thing. They either couldn't think of anything clever to write on their own or wanted to see if the last 99 women that had rejected them were on the list I guess...who really cares. | Could just be that you are outhinking it, Nick. It's great to want to grow up to be Oscar Wilde or Ernest Hemmingway or even Harold Robbins...just not Anthony Robbins, he's to busy being movtivated to kick back. drink scotch, smoke a chohiba and enjoy a decent root. Here are some great quotes that aren't quite so deep, but meaningul" | "Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world." | "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." | "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." |"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up." | The author....Lily Tomlin. Sometimes you don't have go deep to "get it"... | ...or to be a great root.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Geeus Nick, thats your problem, you feel you have a god given right to talk down to people.. Who really cares that you sit there conducting your long drawn out wanking posts trying to make yourself look so overly important ? sheeeeshLighten up.. pleassseeee...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    But its Jesus, with a a J and one E - and since you asked, - evidently you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'..so there are some rhp posters that I avoid like the plauge.. If I come across 'Nicks' comments I just move along to something more entertaining and lighter. Why anyone would want to depress themself with some of those drawn out comments is beyond me.. Why did you even bother reading his topic and replying? l Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' What does sort of freak me out is the number of views my profile seems to get from men on this site..| | Dont worry precious....I am sure they are only there to check out that beautiful.........moth. Me on the other hand, I like to look at ALL the pics.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Now that pisses me off. The second comment is for CM. Of course, he knew that!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Now I get it. . A while back a lot....and I mean a lot of us girls all received a lovely template message, and slowly but surely realised they really were word for word So my natural instincts were....................we have another serial emailer on our hands

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Not sure I follow the cut of your jib, but I'll go along with it anyway until I think of some kind of witty comeback. Wait for it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I got told I was such a wanker....I was giving a hand job at the time!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That wanker comment is still pretty funny though. A+++ for comedy value.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Gone are the days when fellow members were able to have a friendly joust..... I often wonder why we cant all just agree to disagree without the bullshit innuendos and the negative crap..... I have been a forum reader for a while now and dont understand why there has to be so much crap.. Isnt this supposed to be an adult site?? Forgive me if i have misread that somewhere,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The thing is I come into forums to read the interesting topics, After a shit day of some negativity, i look to forums for some light hearted fun. But nowdays it seems to all end up being negativein the end.. So you all know life is too short for too much negativity and the sad thing is... there are a lot of negative peeps out there. But to all of those peeps.. chill out... relax... take a valium and just enjoy your short time on this earth.. xxxxx Trips

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I think thats what they put me on from about 18 months old to the age of two. It was to numb the pain rom the gaping hole in my skull, where they found 30% of my cerebral cortex missing. Then when I got older, they put me onto Carbamazapene... had I have had a say in the matter, and had I have known the side effects, I sooner would have been smothered to death.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Actually it was my partner who said it lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    If jesus was my choice..thats what I would have wrote, Geesus wasnt a mistake that was a choice... it was not meant to please you.. if I choose not to be so politically correct... so be it.. Im not full of my own importance so just chill out.. life cant be all that boring,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Round apologies????The misunderstanding between us happened completely on accident and I am pleased it is sorted and in the past.Why is everyone fighting and not answering the question posed in the original post?I am trying to think. Unusual compliments.....Probably when Andrew told me he wished he could find an easy girl like me on RHP.....so, he minced his words a little, but it was very funny!Nick, some of what you have said on here and in messages are the nicest compliments I have received on RHP. Thank you :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That other post by SalAndy was pulled at my request.xx Salina

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It would be nice to have you to myself for a night, even if only to gaze upon such a cheeky smile, never mind the dinner, the drinks.. or the asphyxia :-) Assuming you drink? Cause I really don't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Anyone know where I can get an electric towel rack? ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Justjuice... I can't believe you actually fell for that crap... twice! Chill out. Life can't be all that boring.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about. Its just that sometimes, I feel like there's no escape. Love doesn't just sneak up on you apparently, it strangles you quietly as well from what I've been told lol...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' Anyone know where I can get an electric towel rack? ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I still love ya!! Everyone criticising you should just chill XXXX Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' Justjuice... I can't believe you actually fell for that crap... twice! Chill out. Life can't be all that boring.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Bunnings....the ultimate adult shop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    black humour???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee'Bunnings....the ultimate adult shop. Oh great, I'll never look at Bunnings the same way again

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I didnt fall for any crap... just say it as it is... like it or not.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I recieve a -WHOLE- lot of hate mail. Being a t-girl just rubs some men up the wrong way (and some women suprisingly) based on their perceptions (and usually a major catholic-guilt complex). Especially condsidering many of the 'couples' where the male will proposition you, only to recieve a majorly bitchy message a later on about how "We wont be requiring the services of any TRANNIES thanks".What they fail to understand is how the hatred they throw at me can result in such a massive mental climax.Sometimes it feels good to be a freak! :)Let's make lemonade!-Kallysta x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    if we block someone, or they block us, can we not still see their forums posts?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Charles_Dickens' Quoting 'XtraSpecialK'I recieve a -WHOLE- lot of hate mail. Being a t-girl just rubs some men up the wrong way (and some women suprisingly) based on their perceptions (and usually a major catholic-guilt complex). Especially condsidering many of the 'couples' where the male will proposition you, only to recieve a majorly bitchy message a later on about how "We wont be requiring the services of any TRANNIES thanks".What they fail to understand is how the hatred they throw at me can result in such a massive mental climax.Sometimes it feels good to be a freak! :)Let's make lemonade!-Kallysta x thats not very nice if people are sending you those sorts of messages but the senders may not realise they are being "nasty" but rather some messages sent to you may not be with intent to upset you or be "nasty"....to you....some of us just dont think clearly sometimes... and you look hot babes...!! Oh trust me, a whole bunch of people intend for the messages to be nasty! But really, knowing that I have a variety of men and women at my disposal, and the wonderful things we do, it makes it hard to feel anything but arousal! :)Haha, thanks babes! :)

  • RogueGeek

    RogueGeek

    14 years ago

    it is because they are jealous of your incredible hotness...Cheers,MS(the female half) Quoting 'XtraSpecialK' I recieve a -WHOLE- lot of hate mail. Being a t-girl just rubs some men up the wrong way (and some women suprisingly) based on their perceptions (and usually a major catholic-guilt complex). Especially condsidering many of the 'couples' where the male will proposition you, only to recieve a majorly bitchy message a later on about how "We wont be requiring the services of any TRANNIES thanks".What they fail to understand is how the hatred they throw at me can result in such a massive mental climax.Sometimes it feels good to be a freak! :)Let's make lemonade!-Kallysta x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Agreed with MS on that one. Its just a pity that you dont live in Perth :p Quoting 'XtraSpecialK'I recieve a -WHOLE- lot of hate mail. Being a t-girl just rubs some men up the wrong way (and some women suprisingly) based on their perceptions (and usually a major catholic-guilt complex). Especially condsidering many of the 'couples' where the male will proposition you, only to recieve a majorly bitchy message a later on about how "We wont be requiring the services of any TRANNIES thanks".What they fail to understand is how the hatred they throw at me can result in such a massive mental climax.Sometimes it feels good to be a freak! :)Let's make lemonade!-Kallysta x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Holidayfortwo' Quoting 'fionabee'Bunnings....the ultimate adult shop. Oh great, I'll never look at Bunnings the same way again And you buy didos at a sex shop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hasn't this gotten fun.

  • Genius_Ironman

    Genius_Ironman

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I think we all get a bit of hate mail now and then... I am feeling all left out, never had any hate mail, just the occasional sexual proposition. WTF is wrong with me, am I really THAT innocuous?