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If you were to name a porn film what would it be?

November 16 2012

It doesn't have to be anything to do with your sexual preferences, I just wanna have a laugh at other peoples ideas. "50 shades of gay" is the first one I thought of

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    do i get to be in charge of the casting couch

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    first one I thought of. Quote "50 shades of gay" UnquoteHow about?Cum on cum out of the closet ......xxx version!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    At a board gaming convention in the USA (I think), some blokes rocked up with a card game called "Pornstar". The managers of the Convention threw them out. So they set up outside and started selling it. This caused more trouble. So in the end they gave it away at the front door.I've played it. It's a hoot. The Cards represent Movies and stars. The stars all have "specialities" (anal, piercings, blowjobs. there's even a alien) and you have to match the stars with the requirements of the movie you select from your hand.I can recall a few of the movie titles;"Squeal Magnolias""Shaving Ryan's Privates""The Loin King""Bi-Tanic""Full Latex Jacket"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Honey Bum Meeks, loves licking large peaks? Boobs offers free lubes, with Rubes? Foxxy Roxxy has a big boxxy? (sorry Roxx, it is all that rhymed...) Funlov'n will govern a Luv'n that will steam u up like her hot oven Focus will say hocus pocus and show u the lotus, this will make all the others notice Wow will go POW (and 5sec later you ask) so...WHAT NOW? Flirty likes to hurty   this isn't really my area of talent

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    LITTLE RED RIDING THE HOOD. You can twist that one any way you wont. PEATER FUCKING PAN. But that's a visual nobody needed.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Fist to fist, clitoral hood and her band of horny men, James bondage, Harry potter and the philosophers bone, Erin cockovich, resident anal(instead of evil), Austin golden showers, the adventures of meeka and her projectile butt plug, the sperminator, W.M.D. (weapons of Milf destruction)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Mellors in the garden shed,he is Lady Clittorlys Lover..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Just remember, it's only called a 'blow job'.   The South will rise again.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yum Yum does RHP, XXXXX

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ace in the hole!!!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Fists of Fury My left tit Meeka & the 7 dwarves Revenge of the strapon chicks. The talking Vagina 50 shades of vanilla.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Booba & the pussy twinge

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    snow white does seven dwarfs 21 hump street just the first 2 i thought of lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    THe Talking Vagina was an actual porno ....way back in the seventies.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Awesome list...~laughs~

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Dirty Hairy   The sequel made by the Sanchez Film Company in Mexico was disgusting.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    As an artist I could pass up "The Da Vinci Load"