RHP

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If this is Red Hot Pie

March 17 2019

Then what kind of pie are you? Are you sweet or savourey ! The whole pie or just a slice?Or perhaps you are many different slices of pie? Me I am a tarte citron :) Hugs Q

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I’m a strawberry cream pie. Best served any time of day. No set accompaniment as there are multiple flavours which could make us taste sweeter. Entree and mains not required just copious servings of dessert.

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    i’m a fucked up mess pie that’s been dropped on the floor at the moment , swee me up and throw me in the bin mr b

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Wow mrb!!! Sounds like you mean deconstructed creme brûlée tart... not dished up conventionally but in your own unique style

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    yup ,but let’s say if i was eating a strawberry pie i’d have that stuff dripping and running all over my face ,upstairs still works fine 😂 mr b

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    With a buttery melt-in-your-mouth pastry shell, filled with creamy filling and sprinkled with a little nutmeg. 😎 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Fucked up and a mess 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I’m happy with that option mrb 😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Im the crusty old bit hanging on the perimeter, sometime savored by the discerning connoisseur, but generally discarded by the majority.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Apple and berry crumble .... delectable, can appear a bit crumbly, but utterly sweet with a fusion of different flavors that keeps you wanting more.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    You know the one where you throw a whole lot of strange ingredients together but the end result somehow works.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Banoffee pie- everything you could want in a pie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'm a custard connoli; elegant and full of cream

  • teamaj2

    teamaj2

    7 years ago

    I’m a lemon meringue pie - an olde school tart with just the right mix of sweet , tangy, soft and tasty filling on the inside . A topping of light fluffy meringue on top . Irresistible to some and big enough to share .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'll be the pie's aroma because nothing is more memorable than a smell.

  • totally_normal

    totally_normal

    7 years ago

    We are a magic pie, what you see may or may not be what you get. Hidden beneath the pastry every mouthful is a surprise, every slice has its own flavour, every guest experiences a unique selection of tastes and textures. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savoury, some times bitter ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Well id have to be a cream pie😆

  • BlueDMB

    BlueDMB

    7 years ago

    I’d be a pi r2 (circumference of a circle): Strong, sturdy, endless love and protection for those within my world, mathematical, predictably dependable, a trail of fun that goes on and on and on. A complete, neatly packaged circle that fits nicely alongside and plays happily with other circles. What happens in the circle stays in the circle. 🤣🤪

  • compressor

    compressor

    7 years ago

    I am a sweet pie and very tasty

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    If I were a pie, it would be a sweet pie. In saying that, I wouldn't mind an apple crumble with ice cream at the moment. Mmmm pie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'BlueDMB' I’d be a pi r2 (circumference of a circle): Strong, sturdy, endless love and protection for those within my world, mathematical, predictably dependable, a trail of fun that goes on and on and on. A complete, neatly packaged circle that fits nicely alongside and plays happily with other circles. What happens in the circle stays in the circle. 🤣🤪 pi.r^2 is the area of a circle. 2.pi.r is the circumference

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You all sound delicious :) Hugs Q xx

  • BlueDMB

    BlueDMB

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'deepestpurple' pi.r^2 is the area of a circle. 2.pi.r is the circumference I'd suggest you were a little too eager to find fault with others.... pir2 is exactly the same as 2pir (pi.2.r = 2.pi.r). I knew exactly what I was writing (it's a pie thread after all), but thanks anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'BlueDMB' Quoting 'deepestpurple' pi.r^2 is the area of a circle. 2.pi.r is the circumference I'd suggest you were a little too eager to find fault with others.... pir2 is exactly the same as 2pir (pi.2.r = 2.pi.r). I knew exactly what I was writing (it's a pie thread after all), but thanks anyway. I'm not convinced but I have to respect the speedy footwork, well played.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Going round and round, with an Edge (Dominoes style crust :-P), my pastry is a light, well risen, buttery puff, crisp and flaky, I'll skip the cheese filled etc varieties. My Edge then is a rich, sprinkle of cheeses, garlic, and spices on that puffy base. The sauce depending on the day could be creme fraiche (my fav), BBQ, or traditional tomato... Depends on the topping. I'm adaptable. My flavourful heart filling is made up of ingredients with a mixture of well developed richness. Again, it depends on the day. Fresh garlic features, along with pepperoni, smoked oysters, anchovies, onion and pineapple for some pretence at healthiness and that dash of juicy, sweetness. Lol, well I've been writing that since you first posted Q, waiting for that inspirational finish, and here we are. PeachyPearL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    My current profile piccie is a painting of an infamous brand of pie impaled on a spire which no longer exists. Kia Kaha Otautahi.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    thought there'd be a few cutie pies here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Round Baked Brie and Mushroom Tart. Best served hot, full of flavour, and dripping with juices.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Missywriter' Fucked up and a mess 😂 Great answer!

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    7 years ago

    I'm a roast pork and vegetables meal, with an interesting large glass of Stolichnaya to my right and a bottle of Parfait Amour at a forty-five degree angle to my left. I'm unique, And Never what someone has asked for. .. Mr. urn. .

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    7 years ago

    Damned straight.Mrs. urn. .