M55 F49
If chicks had dicks
July 30 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
i always wanted to try peeing standing up without it running down your legs and ruining your shoes. and see whether i'm a better shot at getting it in the toilet bowl than a guy.otherwise, I don't think i'd be any different. i'm not ruled by my sexual organs.
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RHP User
15 years ago
If I all of a sudden had a dick..I think Id take myself off to a quiet room and find out how this sucker operates lol.......Then Id be mortified at how my nice lovely lacy undies look hideous with a bulge in the front. Can someone also please tell me how you stop it going hard???
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would be an emotional wreck !! and a slut ! Least i could find my clit !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
not a big fan of the razorahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Saturn as soon as you work out how to stop it going hard then you'd better let the rest of the male population know...we men have no damn idea how it works...truly a mind of it's own...
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
Hey Saturn...we really have no control over these things you know...just as sometimes at the crucial moment it can let you down and decide not to play the game...it can also stand to attention at the most inappropriate times and in both cases the more you think about trying to rectify the situation...the more that stubborn appendage will do the opposite!! LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm with Sweetiepie...I'd have toa) Take a pee standing upb) Get a bit artistic...puppetry of the penis styles happening (which would include the old "flies eyes" and windmill motion lol)c) A bit of self pleasuringd) Be the biggest slut out and sleep with as many girls as I couldThat's all I can think of so far
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RHP User
15 years ago
well i would take longer showers and get out of bed later ;) lol
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N4November
15 years ago
women WOULD rule the world!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have to confess that I would love to have a dick for a day! I find it difficult to leave my husband's alone - it's just there and one naturally wants to fiddle with the thing. I think if I had one I would have my hand on it all day! I would also love to have one for a sexual experience. Just how does sex feel for a man? My husband is bisexual so I have used strap-ons with him and thoroughly enjoy the power shift of being the f___er not the f___ee. In fact I find this very arousing to do the penetrating. Perhaps I have a latent Dominatrix within...! While I love being a woman and all that it entails, I think it would be absolutely fascinating, and very enlightening, to have a dick. I think each gender would be a lot more understanding of the other it we could swap our bits. I wonder how many girls would try and get their dick in their own mouth??? Secretly though, you'd have to give it a go wouldn't you???
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RHP User
15 years ago
I still wouldn't take it in the arse!
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RHP User
15 years ago
If that were the only anatomical change...I think I would start praying to something or someone that the breasts migrated as well? I could not imagine being built like some of you beautiful woman are and suddenly discovering I was a woman with a "surprise package" in my Yves St. Laurent llacies? | As for me, and knowing the inevitable hormones would probably follow...I would spend 2 hours crying about loosing my penis, 3 hours calling all my friends to tell them, 6 hours shopping to find new clothes to match, 3 hours looking at myself in the mirror at home deciding I was fat and the new clothes made me look worse, another 2 hours crying and finally fall asleep exhausted praying that I could have my penis back! | Oh...then get up and spend 1 hour waxing!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'darkside_71' I wonder how many girls would try and get their dick in their own mouth??? Secretly though, you'd have to give it a go wouldn't you??? Why do you think so many guys have a bad back ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
If there is gonna be a swap lets make a full biological experience and make sure the guys who are having a vagina for a day are menstruating. . . . cramps and all! Wildly thinking maybe I's pissed off with guys today
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
measure it and see how big it is.....but then where do i start to measure it from? my asshole? to make it longer? :Poh and of course then double the size for my profile
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh mine would be 9inches fark yeah and thick..Seeking no strings attached funtimes.. xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
As you'd all be fully aware us married blokes just dont get enough sex as it is, if you chicks had the dicks I dont think we'd get any at all. You see for a bloke to do his job in the bedroom he has to have a clear mind, he cant be thinking too much or worrying about shit.Blokes who have trouble getting it up 9 out of 10 times is because of stress, worry and so on. Thats why we're made not to think much and why we cant remember what the arguement was all about we had with you yesterday. On the other hand chicks think all the time, they anylise everything, worry about everything and can remember what you said in an arguement while pissed 7 years ago. So working on that theory, I dont think a chick could relax enough and clear their minds of all their thoughts to do the job.The world would be in a soft cock crisis. Mr Easy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'WildTassieGypsy' If there is gonna be a swap lets make a full biological experience and make sure the guys who are having a vagina for a day are menstruating. . . . cramps and all! Wildly thinking maybe I's pissed off with guys today No way Tassie, my thread and I forgot to add at the time included a period free pussy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
id play with it all day and never want for anything again roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'easygoing24U' Quoting 'WildTassieGypsy' If there is gonna be a swap lets make a full biological experience and make sure the guys who are having a vagina for a day are menstruating. . . . cramps and all! Wildly thinking maybe I's pissed off with guys today No way Tassie, my thread and I forgot to add at the time included a period free pussy. thats ok....make it give birth instead hehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'd spend most of the day trying to see how much stuff I can fit in there.... and then I'd invite a few friends around. :p hugs Gaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Babe you want it to be too easy going for the fella's. And Rose, my mum used to say if women had the 1st baby and men the 2nd there would never be a 3rd. We're never going to find out though! And if this chick had a dick hehehe there's a couple of fella's who would be in danger!
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