M42
Idiot proofing your single male profile
August 29 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
The chicks love cock shots. Chicky babes!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I always respond well (and actually answer) to nice, interesting and well-written messages that make it obvious that the guy has read my profile. Maybe it's not a sign but for me it's what sorts the men from the...trash? lol I don't think you can fake chemistry though, a woman will write back if she's that interested...
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RHP User
15 years ago
What symbol could you use...I'm thinking that you don't need one. If youre a "regular" on the forums, i'm sure most would know after a few posts you are either a non-tard or a tard. It's really as simple as that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Find a woman and brain wash her into becoming your partner! The get on here as a couple and both of u will probably have a blast haha
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shanmyster7'Find a woman and brain wash her into becoming your partner! The get on here as a couple and both of u will probably have a blast haha Someone take a whip to this young man and spank him properly.... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Done ! Here Shany come here Shany ........ Brae ....... crack
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SurprisingGuy
15 years ago
Hey Total, All the symbol stuff seems to be just a diversion from the real thing your trying to work out being that you want to find something else to make your profile work for you. Well here is my 2 cents about your profile. There is only one photo you have on your profile that might make a girl think seriously about you and that is the sepia tone front on head and shoulder shot. The rest make you look goofy, nerdy, cross eyed, baby faced and what is with the red cardigan standing in front of some weird Xmas thing? Get rid of all of those crap pics and just keep the good one as mentioned. Now for the wording of your profile. Well it is way short on anything that makes you sound interesting and desirable and actually reads quite negative. Probably enough there for the girls to be reaching for the NEXT button. The fact that you are upgraded, verified and validated are BIG pluses. Hope the above thoughts have some benefit. Cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'SurprisingGuy' Hey Total, All the symbol stuff seems to be just a diversion from the real thing your trying to work out being that you want to find something else to make your profile work for you. Well here is my 2 cents about your profile. There is only one photo you have on your profile that might make a girl think seriously about you and that is the sepia tone front on head and shoulder shot. The rest make you look goofy, nerdy, cross eyed, baby faced and what is with the red cardigan standing in front of some weird Xmas thing? Get rid of all of those crap pics and just keep the good one as mentioned. Now for the wording of your profile. Well it is way short on anything that makes you sound interesting and desirable and actually reads quite negative. Probably enough there for the girls to be reaching for the NEXT button. The fact that you are upgraded, verified and validated are BIG pluses. Hope the above thoughts have some benefit. Cheers OI!!!!!!! you leave my Rob alone thanks...nothing wrong at all with Robs pics...just because he doesnt have a cock shot up like all the other losers on here...he is the most wonderful, desent single guy on here a lot of the others could learn a lot from Rob...he is a brillient wonderful man, who treats people with the respect they deserveroxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
...has validated this gorgeous sinful man (yes I have met the man a few times in fact)....mmmmm.....I will go into bat for 'my' guys again ....and no we arent dating, no he really isnt mine but a girl can dream....he has previously asked for advice on his profile - oh wait thats how we started chatting - and he did take a hell of a lot of what has been said on board...he is exactly who his profile says he is...but its not just him he is asking about but the other guys who are genuine in their interest, sweet honest beautiful single guys (and if asked am happy to name names) who get given the raw deal because of a few idiots out there. Ahhh yes I do seem to be conducting a personal crusade for the single guys at the moment - oh dear am I going to be accused of being gender confused again??? Lol... SuprisingGuy - well am a little confused about the criticisms you have given Rob...your profile isnt much to read, the one pic there is of you is blurred with your face (at least Robs show him for who he is), there are a few ask mes (the biggest one being your relationship status and for the many times this has been posted to a lot of people that can scream hiding somthing) but hey I can see you are just trying to help out the 'younguns' and give your wordly wisdom and thats great..but dont cross our Rose when it comes to this particular OP. Oh and before anyone tries attacking me because I have just criticsed SG's profile ...he started it Brae - I can always count on you to 'teach' someone a lesson....such a good man... Rob - a kind of symbol huh? Hmmmmm how about Roses personal stamp of approval??? Oh wait you already have that. My lips all over.......... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
i hadnt read your profile when i defended Rob before now that i have, i have more to say Focus has a good point, there are a lot of ask me's in your profile yes it does scream...i dont live in Sydney but i get there often with work and its far enough away from the wife that she will never find out to me it also says....look at me...look at me...i have money and im bragging your profile is one that would make me say NEXT so yes i know i really should get the facts before i go sprouting and im sorry....but you all know what im like but another thing....at least Rob has a face and a gorgeous one at that....he isnt hiding behind a splodge just telling everyone how good looking and how nice his smile is...we can see it for ourselves roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Focus and Tassie are angels pure and simple. I will love you both always SurprisingGuy I appreciate the sentiment but you missed the point. This is not so much about me although it will affect me. I'm looking for a consensus from the forum regulars about a light hearted topic. If you had something you'd like to share about it I'd welcome your thoughts on the topic.Rob
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'looking2try3' Done ! Here Shany come here Shany ........ Brae ....... crack That totally explains why my legs are killing me.. i'v been running from you and that fire poi all night.. This is my first time... be gentle... pl0x!!Chris!! :D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I have cock shots... only occasionaly... does this make me a loser... or a liberated exhibitionist type with few inhibitions.... I'm only asking, need to know who to cross of my hot list. XX Mikle P.S. How did you feel about Focus when she had a cock shot up... are you a loser Focus? TR, I suppose I should answer your thread now I'm here huh... sorry man. I have a sudgestion for the rare guy symbol... validations would be our best tool on the site..., Off the site? Ummm not sure there's anything we can manufacture that the rabble wont copy or purchase. Mikle baby...i cant see any cock shots, that includes yours and focus's....personally i think there is more to you and focus lol than just a cock...you both had your cocks out for a reason....your cocks arent your only profile pic, you have yours away in your pg.....i was more refering to the men that have nothing but a cock up and say mothing in their profile but i have a huge dick come jump on it ladies sorry i offended you sweet thing roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I have cock shots... only occasionaly... does this make me a loser... or a liberated exhibitionist type with few inhibitions.... I'm only asking, need to know who to cross of my hot list. XX Mikle P.S. How did you feel about Focus when she had a cock shot up... are you a loser Focus? TR, I suppose I should answer your thread now I'm here huh... sorry man. I have a sudgestion for the rare guy symbol... validations would be our best tool on the site..., Off the site? Ummm not sure there's anything we can manufacture that the rabble wont copy or purchase. Mikle honey baby sweetie you are one of those adorable single guys I love oh so much....and you know how much of a perve I am so bring on those cock shots... As for being a loser...damn straight honey...I lose out everytime I wake alone in my bed, everytime I have an itch that needs scratching and you arent there, As for Robs validation - I meant every word - and off site...if he is given half the chance to meet people in the first place he wont disappoint...its just people need to give the single guy a chance in the first place. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Total_Recall'Focus and Tassie are angels pure and simple. I will love you both always SurprisingGuy I appreciate the sentiment but you missed the point. This is not so much about me although it will affect me. I'm looking for a consensus from the forum regulars about a light hearted topic. If you had something you'd like to share about it I'd welcome your thoughts on the topic.Rob Stop your bitchin n complaining... two of the most respected and feared women on this site are going into bat for ya - surely that tells you something good :-) Wayne
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RHP User
15 years ago
Right between the shoulder blades...oh yeah thats the spot... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' TASSIE you naughty girl. I wasnt serious hun... just stiring ya up a little. Now assume a good position,,, lol XX Mikle i felt so bad that i had upset you Mikle...that wasnt very nice pants down, naked arse up, spank away sir mwahhhhhh roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' My social calender has filled up mighty fast...!!! Gotta scratch focus's itch, admire then spank tassie's arse, meet about 5 women on the east coast, pop in on another couple over there to indulge in a fantasy... Sigh too be so popular... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
in the shopping trolley meant to work. how bout a big banana bumper sticker, or will be known from now on a BBBS...... ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
I dont know babe - whatcha offering??? Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' Well you still got that itchy spot... I got a back scratcher that looks suspisciously like a cock... (well it is one) I like to do a nice oiled bum rub to get into the mood. Do I need to pull that pic out again?? Hmmm Only trouble is everytime I do I am inundated with guys veiwing my profile? Go figure. I'd never expected so many Aussie "Blokes" to be interested in veiwing another "Blokes" penis. Starting to wonder if the steriotypical version of an Aussie "Bloke" needs updating to something wearing a fluffy tutu with fairy wings over his blue chesty bonds singlet and stubbie shorts - Norm. Oh give them reading glasses too then they can see on my profile I'm straight and stop sending me flirts etc. I'm not homophobic or anything but some of you guys are just too funny/weird and making me lose my hard on. Hmm well the above went off on a tangent.. soz I do that.. a lot!! XX Mikle But am concerned if all you want to do with that cock of yours is scratch my back with it...could be an interesting time...and now I have images of you in a tutu and fair wings - oh wait you werent referring to yourself wearing one - oh well too late picture is there none the less. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
...my beating heart...the nearest airport to you is?????? And yu ahve control over part of your anatomy...how?? would love to know your secret Kisses Focus
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