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I would be rich if I had a dollar for every time...
October 21 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
....everytime a guy messages me with " I'll be the best you ever had" , " you've never had anyone like me before!!! " ................or everytime I feel like a wine, only to realise the last time I felt like a wine I drank it all , and now have to decide do I want to actually get dressed and go buy some, or simply have a cup of tea.............and .........bobby pins- purchased approximately 100998900 of them in my life , I can never ever find ONE to pin my hair up when needed :) .............and lastly I'd be SO rich if I got a dollar everytime my husband said " I won't cum in your hair I promise " the man has serious aiming issues! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
And didn't get a reply. Its not that hard. Or I wished I was somewhere else instead of working....
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RHP User
11 years ago
- I went to the shops for just one thing and came back with a trolley load! - I bought a lotto and didn't win...lol LG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Someone laughed at my comments. I'd be filthy rich if I got a dollar for everytime someone groaned at my comments.
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every time I'm asked in RL if I play basketball and how tall am I. If everyone got my SOH and jokes lol I do so that's all that matters :) For every time I was asked if I screw on first meetings :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCurves'everytime I feel like a wine, only to realise the last time I felt like a wine I drank it all , and now have to decide do I want to actually get dressed and go buy some, or simply have a cup of tea.
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RHP User
11 years ago
and something went wrong every time I went to a meeting and I was the only one with a condom every time the dog frightened the shit out of anyone that comes to the door. every time I walk out of the house with my clothes inside out of back to front. every time I go on a diet.
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RHP User
11 years ago
a guy says he can keep up with me and can't I sneeze when I get hayfever I get home from shopping and remember something I forgot I am still wearing my sunglasses on top of my head at the end of the night shift I have had my life threatened at work I have been hit on at work I go to the fridge looking for something that belongs in the cupboard or vice versa I sip on my coffee cup long after the coffee has gone
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RHP User
11 years ago
I got the reply That's a no from me ,,, but good luck with your search Or blocked :-p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
For everytime this stupid phone decides to double post something I write!
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RHP User
11 years ago
For everytime this stupid phone decides to double post something I write!
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RHP User
11 years ago
…I go shopping I tell myself to buy margarine, cos' it has less fat. But butter tastes better!!! Every time I have my week off I promise myself to do something exciting or proactive. Who am I kidding?! As long as I'm not working for a week it's all good!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
See!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
See!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Poo.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Poo.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Poo. A dollar for everytime you do a number two?
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RHP User
11 years ago
cried
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RHP User
11 years ago
yep.......totally agree.......laughing ............thanks for that x
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RHP User
11 years ago
love you xxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
The others are weird............xxxxxxlove gx
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RHP User
11 years ago
lol x
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6exxy
11 years ago
So please tell us what a man who is being polite is supposed to start his message with?
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RHP User
11 years ago
"ask me anything"
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6exxy
11 years ago
Every time ralf chooses the wrong guy Every time Inthekiss writes a long reply in the forum Every time meander changes pics Every time Someone posted a half truth and got exposed on the forums Every time someone got infatuated from a profile Every time a woman says she gives great head Every time somebody write every time in this post! 😳😘✌️😏
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RHP User
11 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time my glass has been empty. Id have enough to hire a butler to keep it topped up forever. Oh to dream :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
11 years ago
if I had a dollar for everytime someone commented on my eyes I said fuck in a day I told my children I loved them☺️ I drool over the WA profiles I run my fingers through my hair
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every snide remark I've copped in the workplace...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '6exxy' So please tell us what a man who is being polite is supposed to start his message with? I'm not suggesting "Hi" is not polite, but on any given day I roughly have 7 messages titled "Hi", 2 titled "hey" and one with a heading that references something from my profile, or is an interesting full sentence. Guess which one I open first? I like men who can think of something original, it shows effort and creativity.
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RHP User
11 years ago
DG writes "...".
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RHP User
11 years ago
I farted I forgot where I put my phone, glasses, car keys I bought another bunch of loo paper, where there are five thousand rolls already at home. I put my foot in my mouth on a forum
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '6exxy' So please tell us what a man who is being polite is supposed to start his message with? Good Morning I noticed your profile, I see your smart and attractive and you look very strong as well. Do you think you can lift my ten kilo cock? And I think you have a charming smile. I would love to see that laughing gear wrapped around my Ten kilo , 12 inch cock. I also see you like sports. I also like sports, especially water sports. So can I piss on you from a great height, with my ten kilo, 12 inch, circumcised cock. I guess your a social kind of girl, so am I and I do like mingling with people. So can you bring a couple of girlfriends to the meeting and I will show them my ten kilo, 12 inch, circumcised, fat cock. I can see your also very natural, and are into a healthy life style and into recycling. Do you mind if I re use my rubber that fits over my 10 kilo, 12 inch, circumcise, fat, waxed cock and balls? or we can just go without as you look like a nice girl, so I know you will not have anything. Can we meet at my place? My sheets need washing and I can see your a girl that's happy to look after a man with a 10 kilo, 12 inch, circumcised, fat,waxed balls and cock, with a nice brown arse to lick guy. I hope my message has piqued your interest. I must say I just wrung out a few while looking at your pictures. I have been saving them in a jar for you, and hope to present it as a cum cold cream for when we meet, but I much prefer to add a little extra when I see you in person. thank you for your kind consideration, and if you say no, just remember I know where you live... hugs J. Ripper xxx there ya go....inthekiss, matchmaker made in heaven. Let me know how it works for ya
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RHP User
11 years ago
If I had just one cent for each sperm, my body has produced, that ended up in a tissue.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You would be penniless :p What does a one cent coin fetch now :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Someone told me I was so sweet and innocent. :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
the amount of times I go to get something then when I get there forgot wtf I'm there for. ? the times I go to the supermarket for 3 things , find 2 ' then rack my brain wtf the third was.. Get complimented on my eyes.. the amount of times some posters tryed to disrupt my posts.... the amount of times someone say's .. ' didn't you use to be ... ?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
To fall in love with. 😏
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On_Safari
11 years ago
For everytime I've been told I'm trouble 😇
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RHP User
11 years ago
- a person did not send a reply message. - a person reply to a message and said thanks but no thanks. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Every time I told the kid to clean his room Said "just one more potatoe chip" Partner said "only five mins away"...not! The numbers on my evil scales Comments on my boobs Messages from people who don't fit our profile Been told by a 20 something " I am mature for my age"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everytime sum1 called me 'gorgeous' sweet compliment, but annoying sumtimes.......lolssssss
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every time Tony Abbott doesn't answer a question For every time I feel like eating peanut butter from the jar For every time I heard a mozzie, but couldn't find it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would love a dollar for every plant I ever bought that died.
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MissBishere
11 years ago
for everytime I change the channel for everytime my internet drops out for every autocorrect and spelling mistake
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RHP User
11 years ago
hang on - I would still be poor. Never was good a arithmetic.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would be a billionaire. Trust me
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6exxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting '6exxy' So please tell us what a man who is being polite is supposed to start his message with? I'm not suggesting "Hi" is not polite, but on any given day I roughly have 7 messages titled "Hi", 2 titled "hey" and one with a heading that references something from my profile, or is an interesting full sentence. Guess which one I open first? I like men who can think of something original, it shows effort and creativity. I wasn't suggesting that you were saying Hi is not polite. Because women do get so many msgs I was just curious is all what you would like to see when you open a msg? On my computer tonight and I can format my writing which I cant do on my ipad! grrrr So the title above is how I would start a msg to you. I agree something about the person you are writing too makes a big difference. A personal touch that shows you are paying attention to the person
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RHP User
11 years ago
trust me
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6exxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'inthekiss' Quoting '6exxy' So please tell us what a man who is being polite is supposed to start his message with? Good Morning I noticed your profile, I see your smart and attractive and you look very strong as well. Do you think you can lift my ten kilo cock? And I think you have a charming smile. I would love to see that laughing gear wrapped around my Ten kilo , 12 inch cock. I also see you like sports. I also like sports, especially water sports. So can I piss on you from a great height, with my ten kilo, 12 inch, circumcised cock. I guess your a social kind of girl, so am I and I do like mingling with people. So can you bring a couple of girlfriends to the meeting and I will show them my ten kilo, 12 inch, circumcised, fat cock. I can see your also very natural, and are into a healthy life style and into recycling. Do you mind if I re use my rubber that fits over my 10 kilo, 12 inch, circumcise, fat, waxed cock and balls? or we can just go without as you look like a nice girl, so I know you will not have anything. Can we meet at my place? My sheets need washing and I can see your a girl that's happy to look after a man with a 10 kilo, 12 inch, circumcised, fat,waxed balls and cock, with a nice brown arse to lick guy. I hope my message has piqued your interest. I must say I just wrung out a few while looking at your pictures. I have been saving them in a jar for you, and hope to present it as a cum cold cream for when we meet, but I much prefer to add a little extra when I see you in person. thank you for your kind consideration, and if you say no, just remember I know where you live... hugs J. Ripper xxx there ya go....inthekiss, matchmaker made in heaven. Let me know how it works for ya Whoa Whoa that is some funny shit ha ha ha rotflmao! I knew you would not disappoint, you never do! Now I wouldn't write a msg like that ha ha ha ha Im not that forward to talk about myself like that but that is a awesome read. My cock said stop talking about him before he has to smack you across your face!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I pushed buttons to change my font. . I pushed a 'like' button. . I changed my mind. . I made a mistake. . I said, "sorry". . I laughed. .
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RHP User
11 years ago
Be very rich if I wasn't a farmer - Posted from rhpmobile
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blackbig
11 years ago
...For Everytime men browse through my profile even though I am not interested in men😍 ..I respond to flirts with a message, to hear nothing back ....opening a profile that states not interested in singles ....I read comments that indicate people takes dating on Redhotpie too serious 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
If i was paid a dollar for every time I masturbated as a teenager. (and I still have perfect eyesight!!)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I read a decent profile and they turn out to be ............ I read a bad profile and they turned out to be ............ One can never judge a person on their profiles which so many do.
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RHP User
11 years ago
...I turn my usb/micro usb cable three times to find the right way up ...I type or say the word "I" ...I get told "you look familiar...do I know you from somewhere?" ...someone stares at my fun bags ...I'm uninspired by peoples profiles ...I break something
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RHP User
11 years ago
I saw the word "fun" on a profile!
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RHP User
11 years ago
As a tradie I hear " oh while your here " - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
someone on here just stopped talking to me...
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every time I restarted a fitness routine .... everytime I started a fitness routine and said, "enough already, lets eat " every time I hit the snooze button, and dozed off ... every time I was woken in the night by an exquisite blowjob ... oh wait ... was that a dream ? every time I find myself wishing I were younger so I could redo things better ... (seriously useful perpetual motion idea here ... let me know if you find a breakthrough will you)
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every time someone says "catch up soon"I get a message from some one who doesn't match what I'm looking forOnly 1 sock comes out of the drierI say "fucking men!!!"For every chocolate I've eaten
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' As a tradie I hear " oh while your here " - Posted from rhpmobile When I have a tradie over.
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Every time my kids ask for money, oh hold on that's why I have no money.... Every time I've had to say to someone that "they're just good photos"..... Every time I've asked where my keys are and there in my hand..... Every time I've said I'll do it tomorrow and tomorrow never comes......💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCurves' .................or everytime I feel like a wine, only to realise the last time I felt like a wine I drank it all , and now have to decide do I want to actually get dressed and go buy some, or simply have a cup of tea............ What about when you feel like having an intimate moment with yourself and the batteries are flat
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RHP User
11 years ago
For peeps using MY ORIGINAL "sexy duo ready for raunchy times" byline....The ONE time I come up with a copyright money making idea and I didn't see it coming....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' For peeps using MY ORIGINAL "sexy duo ready for raunchy times" byline.... Not people, but RHP. That line has been in the template profile builder since I joined.
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every lie told in RHP. $1 Rolling in cash.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's blank spot. No drop box comes down...Peeps are supposed to put something ( original?) about themselves. Must have proven too difficult for most and used ours. . .. It bugged me when I saw it cropping up everywhere... First World problem I know.. Anyway's that's why now we have French translation of the same byline.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' It's blank spot. No drop box comes down...Peeps are supposed to put something ( original?) about themselves. I just tried it out by starting a couples profile (starting it, not completing). It's the first option in the drop-down menu.
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RHP User
11 years ago
For the times I have read and seen the word “and”. It has become such a common / abused word at times. When you think it is all over, there is always another, and Much like some unwelcome movie sequels. I’m really over that lol What’s next on my list of overused words. Perhaps the, but, unexpectedly being thrown back in your face :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everytime I read "discrete" when someone meant "discreet".
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everytime I watch a hospital or cop drama on television and I notice stupid errors that make me cringe as a nurse because they only teach the audience what NOT to do. The main character gets stabbed? Let's pull the knife out right there on the street. A medical procedure? Who needs protective gear? CPR? Don't get me started. Grrr.
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I have people over, then gets up and walks out so they think it's me... Yep... every single time.
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OzRednecks
11 years ago
If I had a dollar For every time I started a new diet. For every time I said I would do it tomorrow For every photograph I took For every time my hubby fixed someone else's problem For every time I said 'What?' For every time I watched 'Lord of the Rings' For every time I got a saying back to front I could go on but with this list, I would already be very rich :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
For every time I've said or heard WHAT THE FUCK
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RHP User
11 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time someone said I should have been a super model. I'd have $1 thanks mum haha ;p
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was asked a stupid question - Posted from rhpmobile
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Baysidecouple214
11 years ago
sorry my cam isn't working/broken i don't know how to turn it on ends up just being a dude with a couple profile and for each time we cuddled
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6exxy
11 years ago
For every time someone wrote I like to have fun!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'dissolvedgirl' Everytime I read "discrete" when someone meant "discreet". Page 100 of Hot Topics delivers again.
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RHP User
8 years ago
$1 every time someone said to me, "I've never seen a black and white Corgi before". - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
For every time my son has asked what there is to eat? For every time I have been asked what are you wearing? For every dick pic I have received. and a dollar for every view of my profile lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'd be a Tycoon if I got $1 for everytime... - Someone thought I'm from China. 😑 - I had to convince people of my age. - My cat gives me the dirty look when I move in my seat and his nap on my lap got disturbed. 🤣 - I feel horny... and there's no FWB / bf around to ravage. - I think of sex! 😛😄 - I resolve to stick to a tight budget... and don't! 😝
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
i thought i hadn’t tapped send properly or it was a glitch with telstra and ended up with a double post i swore about spelling mistakes after i posted and there isn’t an edit button in this stupid place i cursed that we do nothing naughty for ages and then a family thing is in the same night a naughty thing is on that we really want to go to - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
For the amount of people who send friend requests or try to get to know us just to use it as a means to get to know people on our friends list or to make intros for them.
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RHP User
8 years ago
xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
8 years ago
I wish I had a dollar for every clueless message I’ve received, but mostly for every pointless post being forced on us by others....😳 ah well.....oh and Cavey I wish I a hundred bucks for every time your weightlifting pic pasted itself to the inside of my eyelids!!! 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
..every time I felt like bitch slapping someone for their nastiness.
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RHP User
8 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time Mr B double posted 😂😂 Love you Mr B 😘
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RHP User
8 years ago
I laughed at an irony in the fora.I used google to do a search after reading something in the fora.I had a good moment with a stranger when out and about.I lost track of the point I was making in a conversation.I knew I was fucking up my shit but I went ahead anyway.The annals of the fora delivered pearls like this thread. Good work Phil. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Eye spy with my little eye......... Hang on, wrong game 😊 I'd like a dollar for every time I've rolled my eyes or laughed myself stupid 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
yeah...hearing you.. you didn't get the money.. but you got the consequence..
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RHP User
8 years ago
For every song I sungevery poem I performedevery brushstroke on canvasevery word I wroteevery witticism every joke I've cracked (yes, even the inappropriate ones)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I counted how many times in 5 years I insinuated I am going to fuck your brains out..... when you let me
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