F56

I wonder where the 99 year olds are?

April 25 2012

Profile funnies....we have all seen it, those that cant be bothered/don't know how to specify and age group on their profile.I just read a profile that had he was looking for "18-99" great, widen your net by all means.... But as he was 51 I know he is dreaming with the lower range and fantasies are healthy .....but it made me smile as he defended his own age with "its only a number" and that he that he wasn't dead yet and still wanted sex.Well I had a giggle and wondered where his line in the sand was? I am not a chicken and have in the past had my thing with older men, but would I do it with a man of 80? ....That said there are a few hot hot sizzling women here just a little older than I - and I am catching up- that I would happily play with - more now to do with wit/intellect/life experiences than the age ...side bar- I am not Bi I am sexual and appreciate sexuality and sensuality in others..so have you? would you? Does Hef or Hawkie do it for you girls? and is Betty White your thing guys? she might be the wrong choice...the girl has swag LoL Disclaimer.... Those that did not at least smile-dont post a reply. and check your profile you may incriminate yourself!!!

Comments

RHP User

14 years ago

I admit it. I shaved 50 years off my age in my profile to broaden my appeal. I'll actually be turning 99 in June. There! I came clean.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

An interesting question. Personally being in the upper half of that age range I'm always wary of an 18-99 range in a 20 somethings profile, unless they also have the words sugar daddy in there somewhere and then I tend think meal ticket.. I currently do have an upper limit but I'm sure I'd go above it if I had an option. Especially since I seem to be getting closer to it by the minute.I am equally amused by people who specify a very narrow range. You know age 32 age range 30-35. Perhaps they have just thought about it too much. Maybe RHP should do the hard work for us and just ask us for a +/- range which can change as we mature. EnjoyMuffyPS I did just check why profile before posting too.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

ffs Jensman..I was going to say that...now I'm going to have to be serious.I think mine says that (18-99), but I'm not sure, haven't looked in a long time.Seeing as I'm not an ageist person, It would be rather hypocritical to state anything else, essentially I believe in a connection and chemistry, not the date on your birth certificate....but of course your right Joosed, an 18yr old, theoretically possible, but likely...no, same with a 99yr old. Excite my mind with intelligence and a winning personality and that intangible chemistry, and all things are possible.Cheers Felonius

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

All the hot 99 year olds are in the nursing home playing wheelchair lap dancing with the hot 102 year olds. lol. To be fair, some have been known to chase the sprightly octogenarians around the corridors a time or two. As for having sex with an octogenarian...I think I might just wait a few more years for that treat.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

I have the Hots for an 82 year old Man....Yes you read right Sean Connery has gotta be the sexiest octogenarian i have ever seen.Its been a 35 year long crush....Damn..!!! that man has aged well...!

reply

like
QLDtwo4fun

14 years ago

We have filled in the age range. The upper end is only a guide, the lower end is more of a stone wall, and it gets a course higher every year.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

i use to be close to 99kg once.. LOL

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

Well ya caught me out...yes ,yes,alright I confesss, I am turning eighteen next birthday and as I am hot for old dudesand I have been banned from all the local nursing homes,this was my last resort. But I just think all those nurses were jealous cos my old dudes told me that they all wished their nurse friends were hot like me. Breeitanee xxx

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

I volunteered in a nursing home over Christmas and New Years last December... I swear, the elderly gents were some of the most charismatic, cheeky fellows I've ever met - but not quite enough to charm my panties off, I'm afraid.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

Joose, whats up with keeping your options open? Perhaps he finds an age range discriminatory and is protesting by leaving it open! Personally i dont care what age a person is, if we click we click! But that doesnt mean you have to jump into bed with a person! Good on him for showing some fortitude by saying he wasnt dead, I hope to be having sex until I die! Wow dying while having sex would be a thrill, well maybe only for the dead one - sorry I digress (and apologise to those this has happened to no disrespect intended) Anyway, Joose I notice you said you have had older guy's in the past! perhaps its time to look behind you babe and latch on to a young one! Ya never know you might just find one that ticks a box or two!

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

So... you unplug her from all the machines, buy her a fruit juice or two. Wheel her over to the window so she can see the outside world and she leaves you her collecction of antique hand crafted Gonks and Toilet Roll Dolls. Whats the big deal?

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

18 goes into 99 a lot more than 99 into 18

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

...and good on them. What really irks me are those who set their preferences at 18 to 40 when they are themselves in their early forties. It strikes me as very self centered and presumptuous. Then again, these are the types I have no interest in meeting anyway so I guess I should be greatful to them for waving such a prominent red flag.

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

I thought you were going to say something else when I was reading your response. Along the lines of, Wheel her over tothe window so she can see the outside world, thenthrow her out....collect inheritance.....Feloniuslyfeloniustonight

reply

like
RHP User

14 years ago

Guys we are in our 60's and still enjoying the lifestyle. We know several couples in their late 70's who are still playing. Fine on selecting your age preference, after all it is a personal choice. But don't be deluded for us senior citizens are still out there having fun. Our requirements may be a little different from your's though. Pulse and still breathing are optional extras for us, LOL.

reply

like

I wonder where the 99 year olds are?

Comments

Tags

Boards

Forum help