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I wanna nutha bottle and i want it now !!!

March 15 2010

you lose yr job no one lovers me yr man shags a random im gonna go into the garden and eat worms yr chooks kicked in the dunny door life gets teejus dont it please god can i have a wine and some attention I canna cope just now and have the urge to find a train toot toot

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey Devine, Trains are very messy AND they leave a VERY VERY traumatised train driver who will require counselling for a long time. It will affect his love life and he will possibly become impotent from the trauma. I beg you, for the sake of your fellow horny fuckers... don't go via the Toot Toot method ! Actually... don't do it at all. There are always options. You may be surprised at how many RHPers go through similar feelings at times. Our journey both on RHP and in life is a bit like a roller coaster. I recommend you hold on tight, scream your lungs out and wait for it to go back up the hill. In the mean time... find support from your friends and fellow RHPers and as a last resort coat yourself in chocolate and run naked down the street ! (you can always send me a private message and I will respond.) A BIG hug, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What Miss Saturn says goes double from me! Glad you had the kahoonies to get it off your chest....which will invariably get you thru what is obviously a horror patch. You know you have the support of your comrades in arms here...and theres always a 'lifeline' closeby! Lippy xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Sounds like a bad day mate.Think about it for a minute- You are one SMOKIN HOT woman, with a HUGE amount on offer!The world needs more women JUST LIKE YOU. So your bloke did a random, sounds like a bit of a tool, considering what he has at home. There are a massive amount of guys, who could only dream about knocking around with a minx like yourself Devine. So by all means have a wine, and then sit back and think about what a dis-service you would do to all us guys, if you were to join the "Darwin List".cmon, chin up you horny minx, there are hundreds of us guys who would give up a nut to whisk you away and treat you rightDon't give up on us now- Not all blokes are assoles (Some are actually an assholes, asshole )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thankyou's go out to the you guys and the private messages I got xxxxxxNO my idea of train stuff is to sit, wait and take photos!!that is some thing a freind taught me the benefits of a couple of years backYes we all have bad days NO we dont ruin a train drivers day because of it !!The chocolate idea sounds wicked , please rough dont give up the nut for me , it balances you out nicelySo a couple of mates come over last night and we spent an evening straighteningo ut the world and laughing and come to the conclusion "up the Fukkas"Dev the geek xxxxxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    best wishes chin up brenbob

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    oh my godand now I has a mozzie bite on my bum(not suga's mozz )maybe i have lead deficiency? the sniper?haha, no stop, I can hear all the offers to help correct it now cruel i tell ya cruellife gets teejus indeed toot toot,,,viewing please only

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh i guess its the same dramas and same peeps starting it.... Never mind devvy. chin up hun and have another champers, it will make u feel better..Or maybe ya can abuse someone, im sure that will make ya feel better ;) seems to work for others.. The games children play huh .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    works in the short term....Earl, blubering into another beer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    at liquorland and 101 proofEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ill pass on the champers thanks Trips, icky nasty stuff I see the term and think 'yellow' and my lip just curls and I have these horrid visions of women on babycham lol...eastenders eat yr hearts outA quality champagne to make a toast is my limit!!!bring on the sauv blancs from NZ and the quality SW of WA winesDev xxx