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I really need some advice...

April 13 2010

and the sooner the better, so please let me know what you think....Quite a few years ago, I was at this very posh dinner party......very, VERY posh...four couples, beautiful dining setting...roast lamb...roast potatoes, ...an enormous exquisite candelabra in the middle of this 17th century oak table, ...the ladies decked out in their twin sets and pearls,...i have to confess that i was the worst dressed there...anyway, we are about to tuck in to this meal, *me thinks, use the right fork*...when the host dashes back to the kitchen for the salad...Well...the first thing i notice as he backs into the room, is that he is no longer wearing any trousers...and then...he turns around and he is carrying this enormous salad and stirring it with his cock !!!!!!!!!and this brings me to my question...After the salad has been served on my plate (by him!!...gross...ewwwww),...should I assume that it is dressed or undressed ...it did taste a little bit vinegary, should I have added some balsamic do you think?....thanksJose...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jose, hate to tell you this but that dollop of Ranch Dressing - WASN'T lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Now that's my kind of dinner party !!! Who needs their greens when they are can have soooo much more ? I'm imagining whats for dessert ? xx Ms Fit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Did you eat it Jose???? Fab

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    but balsamic is a good addition as it will help supress your appetite. leaving you fuller for longer. the you wont have to worry about any of the side dishes with the rest of the meal.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    well i've always been a guy who likes my tucker...and as the food was noveau cuisine...is that right???....i got one potato, one delicate piece of meat, one piece of pumpkin, so really needed some saladto get that hoped-for full feeling...i'm just glad there were no slugs in the salad....*oops, me finks i'm in for a spanking now*grinningjose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    For a Tossed salad! 2b :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    One slice of lamb and one potato....geez, Jose that's pretty ordinary. I'd offer you a few slices of tender lamb, at least two crisp potatoes, pumpkin, sweet potato and some steamed vegies. There is a very good chance the gravy will have lumps, but I swear no additives... xxILTS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Firstly, blokes dont eat salad Secondly, as heard on a wedding video of a friend, a male voice saying "what are all these fuckin knives and forks for' IF IT CANT BE EATEN WITH YOUR HANDS(OR MOUTH) its not worth eating

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    omg...roflmfao.......toooo funny jose, that must of been a blast hello to you and...gday all.....i have a question for you ...anybody?........ive just signed into rhp. ben on for probly about an hour or so.....and not 5 mins into it i had some viewers.....i have submitted a picture of myself ...then one viewer sent me a messge and im unable to reply.....do i need to wait for verification before i can respond to anyone? it keeps coming up with my account is blocked :(....help?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmao wtf

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    and welcome to the forum sandpit...now, the rules are...no kicking sand in the young boy's faces...they don't like it...*giggling*...yep...ya gunna have ta wait...oh, at least 3 months before ya can reply to any messages...lol...oops...i meant at least 1/2 a day...but if ya piss off the rhp admin...then they'll make ya wait even longer...and evilboy...me finks ya meant...only real men don't eat salad...and i think the salad was just a ploy for the host ta wave his donger around...mind you...he was a wee bit pissed...but damn, was i embarrassed...i decided to add balsamic after all...and pinched some more meat and spuds too...hehecheersjose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You should have asked for the Cream of Sumyunguy.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'The_Last_76' You should have asked for the Cream of Sumyunguy. NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooJose....