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I lost my number... can I have yours?
February 27 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, can I cum between the holidays?" oh and of course, "Wanna play Titanic? I'll be the iceberg and you can go down on me"
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RHP User
16 years ago
a group of my buddies and myself would use the line 'want to come to my place and play sega' as our pickup line... very low success rate.I want to know what your line was.
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RHP User
16 years ago
He prefers the direct approach, calmly cooly he will walk up to a hottie and say "Lets fuck" 8-9x outa ten gets a slap but reckons its worth it for the 1-2x out of ten he doesnt get a slap..............
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?Are you parents retards ? Because you are special.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a taxi home together? Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Do you want to see something swell? Do you come here often? Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Great legs, what time do they open? That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too. Absolute
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RHP User
16 years ago
I like that one! Looking forward to hearing some of the other doozies that are used :) I can honestly say that I have never had a pick up line used on me. I have actually never been picked up....except for this one time where this irish guy told me I was an angel and I kissed him there and then (was all in the accent I think) *giggle*. Oh, what a sheltered life I've lived!
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RHP User
16 years ago
tool88 - i am really really surprised u need to even consider asking this question...... OMG if u said it to me or my husabdn we would have snapped u up without hesitation......As for lines.... how about this one......i like a man who knows how to handle his tool...... care to show me.i like a man who knows how to fil a hole - care to show me how ?i don't like the energizer bunny - he eventually stops ....... how about u ??my hubby is pissing himself laughing atm as he knows these lines are out there.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lets see... I know I've heard MANY... but I generally try and forget them. How about: "Youve had too much to drink, I think you should sleep at my house tonight and get your car in the morning." Unsure if that IS a pick up line... especially after the guy buys me a bottle of Sauv Blanc and then keeps refilling my glass until I had finished the entire bottle on my own. Mmmm... perhaps that's just from the "how to fuck a woman 101" class ? I also very recently had a guy ask me to scratch his back. He already had his top off... I looked at him weird and he said,"I'm not trying to fuck you, I've just got an itchy back and need you to scratch it". Soooo being kind, I scratched the guys back, "No, you're not doing it right, you need to do it harder" he said grabbing my hand and moving it up and down his back. My response... "Well you obviously need something tougher than my fingers... I recommend you lay on the floor and roll around like a dog". Cheers, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Holy shit. Women use pickup lines? If a hotty like yourself Tool88 tried a pickup line such as the post heading on me I can almost guarantee it would work.I don't think I have ever really tried pickup lines, I guess you could try something like "Your Beautiful. Can I have your autograph?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL nice 1 miss saturn Hi guys well i have one from about 25years ago. I will never forget this I was about 15. I was at a AFL footy game as you can see i'm a big busted woman. A guy in the crowd yelled out at me as i walked by "show me your tits". I looked at him in shock and replied "when your got a wallet as big as them then come and see me". Then everyone in the crowd looked at him and laughed his faced went bright red, not a bad comeback I thought for a 15yr old. Oh by the way all you guys rock have been very entertained by you all. Cheers Pips
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RHP User
16 years ago
A few good ones... well i think there good! 1. Is that a mirror? (point to her crotch) cos I can see myself in your pants! 2. use one finger to make a come here action... when she comes over say "If i can make u come with 1 finger imaging wot i could do with my whole hand!" oldy but a goody! hahah
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RHP User
16 years ago
here some ive heard guys say to friends"Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.""Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!""What do you like for breakfast?"M
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RHP User
16 years ago
How bout this one:"Hi there, they call me coffee coz i grind so fine".My response: i don't like bitter people...Cheers,PerthB0i1
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RHP User
16 years ago
i rememberhat day 15 years ago-blueeyedpiups= lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey there Tool... What was your pick-up line.... C'mon it couldn't be that bad!!? JG
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RHP User
16 years ago
good come back!! You had me gigglingNo points though because you didnt mention a pick up line
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RHP User
16 years ago
4 points for youI hadnt heard either of those! Very amusing! ill have to give them a try! haha
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RHP User
16 years ago
3 points for you ;)ive heard 'what do you like for breakfast' before, keep trying!
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RHP User
16 years ago
2 points, shit im going to have to write these down!
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RHP User
16 years ago
does that usually work on the ladies? because i didnt understand it
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RHP User
16 years ago
Come on girls and guys... How about we spend the next week remembering all those pick up lines we hear and share them with our fellow RHPers... OH and the entire world... since RHP will NEVER delete them or delete US !!! (thought I"d add that bit for Earl ....who is on a one man band wagon at them moment!) I LOVE the coffee pick up line. I really need to think of some of my own to use. I always find "want to fuck" works quite successfully !!! he he he. xx Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
ok well you can score me on iti walked up to him, after a rather large debate with a female friend. He was in fit form and i couldt resist and came out with'I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Let's play Titanic! I'll be the iceberg and you can go down on me... ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can I try this on say... Saturn? "Excuse me! Nut your Dad must have been a Panel Beater & Spray painter..... the body work on you is absolutely amazing!" Worked once, second is still waiting....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Tool88'ok well you can score me on it'I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending' Oh Ouch - that's a shocker Tool!! Normally I'd say a 2 out of 10, but I am assuming there was some cleavage involved (just a guess) - so I'd bump it up to a 4. How about this one (used with wingman in sight or if nervous, holding your hand) "You look like a girl who knows what she wants.. so how about we blow this popsicle stand and you can tell my friend and I what naughty things you want us to do to you"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tool88: if I used a line on you I would feel a bit of a Tool.....................If I was lucky and it was a great line! How about that classic Derek and Clive "Would you like to fuck?" "No, well would you mind laying down while I have one?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
anyline you use - im all yours in erm 1 second . xxxcos you look gorgeous .. x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ouch i bit my tongue, can u kiss it better for me :) used it once got a kiss, i think i made it up while chatting with an ex she thought it was funny... tool, i can see y they laughed, pretty funny, but did u get any after they had a giggle? i donno how often other guys get girls using pick up lines on them but i find myself dumb founded the few times ive had a girl use one lol... matt
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahahaha! very good!4 points!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm suprise that one didnt work, would have on me! I loved my sega ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im pretty sure you copied that from a website! minus 3 points hahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
website too i think, your in the minus too!come on, give me one youve actually tried!!! :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm a very awkward person in real life, so its no suprise to me that i got shuned! Probably didnt help that i ran away straight after i said it. :)Good lines! im sure your hubby has used them or heard them in action ;) haha4 points!
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RHP User
16 years ago
That line can be very useful! probably the only one that would work in some cases :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
If that doesnt work, what will?!?!?!
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RHP User
16 years ago
extra points hey??? arent i a lucky tool??? btw there is always cleavage involved! The world should never go without seeing some cleavage from us well endowed ladies!! ;)as for your pick up line, not so cheesy as the others, but has potential to work... 2 points!how about: "Are you tired? No why? Because you have been running around inside my head all night!":D
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Tool88'extra points hey??? arent i a lucky tool??? btw there is always cleavage involved! The world should never go without seeing some cleavage from us well endowed ladies!! ;)as for your pick up line, not so cheesy as the others, but has potential to work... 2 points!how about: "Are you tired? No why? Because you have been running around inside my head all night!":D Two points?? That's harsh, but to be expected given I have no cleavage for bonus points. I'll pay the running around one 4 + the std 2 cleavage points.
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RHP User
16 years ago
A few i have tried If you stood in front of the mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world! Lets play war... Ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me ;) I'm not the best looking guy in here, but i am the only one talking to you. and the most regular one. Me: Would you like to dance Chick: Nah sorry im with my friends Me: Oh do you mind if i dance next to you*start dancing before the chick can say a word!*
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't think this has been said already.... "Are they space pants you are wearing?" "No, why?" "Cos your ass looks out of this world!" Pretty lame...but that's the point right.
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RHP User
16 years ago
well get those puppies out and i might give you some bonus points ;)I suppose you desreve extra points for cleavage appriciation???? 2+ extra points for DR JG;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
extra cheesy! i like it hahahayou can use thta line on me anytime ;)4 points
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RHP User
16 years ago
always carry a loose feather pull feather out "excuse me i found this angels feather i was wondering if its yours becuse your the only angel around here" or salt a pepper shakers in hand excuse care to spice things up . good one in the city buy a rose find a cute girl excuse me but i made a deal with my mate to give this flower to the most beautiful girl in brisbane and you won heres your flower lol cheesey
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Hi, my nickname is Acne." "Acne? Why the fark are you called Acne?" "I usually only come on your face" Hi, my name is James. yeah blah blah blah crap oh sure yeah blah. Hey do you remember my name?' "James." "What?" "James!" "Sorry, what?" "JAMES!" "Hmm. play your cards right and I will let you scream my name for the rest of the night" Admittedly that last one is after you have already started talking to her, so not really an icebreaker. "My face is leaving in 5 minutes. You better be on it" "I'd like to buy you a drink and a mansion in the Carribbean" "You got a cute ass. Can I wear it as a hat?'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Tool88' I'm suprise that one didnt work, would have on me! I loved my sega ;)I dont have my sega anymore otherwise I would invite you around for some sonic or something.
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RHP User
16 years ago
4 Points! does that mean i'm winning!?!
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RHP User
16 years ago
One (that i used recently) of many (that are also listed above) found on a certain website.When I used it on a bar maid, she laughed and we flirted but I'm awful at taking things further so that's as far as we got, I got her name and she kept coming back to me after serving other people so I guess it worked.- Ask for an ice cube, smash it on the bar top and say; 'now that i've broken the ice how about a fuck?' whilst smiling.Acted ungentlemanly most of the week, not rude but cocky in a funny way and it seemed to work with girls.Talk about stupid.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol type cocky funny into google. Seriously pick up master material. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
have you got any Maori in you?i said 'no' (somewhat confused)he said 'would you like some?' LMAO it wasn't exactly charming but it was funny
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'gccuriouspair'have you got any Maori in you?i said 'no' (somewhat confused)he said 'would you like some?' LMAO it wasn't exactly charming but it was funny Reminds me of my prison days hehe. Actually I don't remember anyone asking if I'd like some..
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RHP User
16 years ago
See a mum pushing a pram..."nice kid... would you like another?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!hahahahahahathats the best ive heard yet! 100 points hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
100 points mofo's. Thanks Tool88 what do i win? A night with yourself or just the pleasure of look at your awesome cleavage in your display pic?
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RHP User
16 years ago
you havent won yet! hold your horses hahamaybe their should be a prize for the most points earned ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
there even
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RHP User
16 years ago
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean. It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geeze im holdin it... but u might have to ride it if it takes too long!
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RHP User
16 years ago
the modern version is"want to come back to my place to play wee(wii) games"
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RHP User
16 years ago
kev had it down with "do u fuck on first dates does your dad own a brewery can i feel ya tits or will u show em to me cause ya got a nice head and u look pretty honest me face will be leaving in quarter of an hour i'd like you to be on it."
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RHP User
16 years ago
i had a set of fake business cards made up for my masseur business that didnt exist. would hand out to young ladies when out and tell them i noticed they looked as if they needed my services as they appeared to have muscle soreness by the way they were standing/stretching etc, opened many opportunities for me to get my hands on them and more in some cases. lucky i was good at it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
any1 told you lately babe that your gorgeous your hot sexy ,sweetie, and gorgeous and im not kiding babe. love kevin
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