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I guess women dont like pics of someones schlong for a screen pic?

November 11 2012

I have gotten a few messages from ladies who were 'disturbed' that i took down my face pic, and put my private parts pic back up.a bit tacky, I suppose? to be honest, I have gotten more hits from guys wanting to slobber over it as opposed to ladies.live and learn.I dont put my face pic up for privacy issues at this time. too many head hunters out there. I see many other pics with parts of their face blanked out, which i can understand. also people are in high profile jobs and this would be detrimental to their employment, as would mine ( until a short time ago, I worked seeing literally hundreds of faces a day in Sydney, so NO DOUBT someone would recognize me eventually).So what is the remedy to my situation? I guess I put up a pic and slightly blur it? With clothes on? I hate to take my shirt off any more as i havent been in the sun in ages and have a 'moon tan'.I glow at night:)Ladies please give me some input on how to be more 'presentable' I suppose.Guys, sorry to have needlessly caused you sleepless nights......Thanks in advance.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    who is that in your profile pic then

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' who is that in your profile pic then Well its DEFIANTLY not a 47 year old man :P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    MrsSplicey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just have 3 questions: 1) who's face is that photoshopped onto the wrestlers body then? 2) WHY is the face photoshopped onto the wrestlers body?? (& pretty badly too I might add) And 3)..... Why do u have woman's tits on ur profile?

  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    13 years ago

    firstly i have a theory as to why you have more guys than girls............. a lot of girls (like myself) are only guest members so we cant see restricted pics (cock shots are restricted) guys on the other hand tend to really need memberships to get anywhere so they can actually see your pics.I really am a bit of a perve and love a nice cock pic but bI dont need to see it before I meet someone, befrore i meet someone i need to see a face shot as that for me is where the attraction is, you could have the yummiest cock on the planet but if i am not attracted to your face and your personality then it just isnt going to happen.There are lots of threads about this so if you have the time to look through them you will see that there are mixed reviews, in the end you cant please everyone so please yourself (and maybe take pics of that lol) just put up photos that you are comfortable with and anyone who is into that you are likely to be compatible with.Good luck.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The face is the face of me. The body has gone south over the years. Fractured scapula, crack at the base of my skull,spinal damage, battered and blown up, cannot work out like I used to. But it is still me.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    the old switchapicture trickedya trick again Chief.Yes 86, its a common KAOS strategy.Ahhhh yes Chief, if only he'd of used his switchapicture trickedya trick for niceness instead of evil.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ozboy, and a few others:Dont know if you have regularly gone to the gym, but there are SEVENTY YEAR OLDS who are CUT.I only WISH i could be cut like that at their age.Arnold is like 65 now. He is starting to lose it, but is still cut.Sylvester Stallone is about 65clint eastwood is almost 80 and is still in good shape.It all depends on how you treat your body.And if you dont stand too close to a grenade.....Traumatic brain injury wasnt even a term when i was in the military.And about 'why are there ladies breasts' on my profile.No i havent grown boobs (I dont think). tried to change profile to couple but I guess i would have to ditch my whole profile and start over, unless someone can talk me through how to change it.Again, there are some jobs where being on a site like this could be detrimental to your career, and some people just like their privacy.I will just have to work my way around it somehow i suppose.any other advice would appreciated.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thanks for your advice. Makes perfect sense. I have met some women with the body of a Greek goddess, that are : A. Stuck up on themselves B. somehow damaged from so many guys chasing them or used them for their body. or C. Have the 'mental stability of a bag of rats in a burning meth lab', as Bertha would say in two and a half men. While I do love a nice rack on a woman, she at least should look average. I have dated what some guys would call 'bush pigs', they turned out for the most part to be nice women, but some had a personality as ugly as they were. And then there is chemistry. I could meet a woman who is just 'wrong' for me in every way, but i want to jump her bones on the spot. That is rare, and I have to be careful. The song 'fooled around and feel in love' comes to mind.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ICUMFAST,,,,We both think your photos are wonderfull

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I am not convinced "profile coaching" is for the greater good.It is the window we peer though to get a glimpse of the character we may wish to contact.A pro forma tells a story.Spelling, punctuation and humour tell a story."Ask me" tells a story.A gallery of cock pics tells a story.Let them show us who they are, there is enough smoke and mirrors here already !But the Op did ask so I suppose that's fair, Oh and icf my profile views here and elsewhere consistently runs at about 60% male. Read it and weep I say !

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    mmmm...... sounds good:) glad you liked the pics. U R in the brisbane Area? travel there on occasion. maybe we can hook up some time:)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What's confused me though, is that you can't really tell the size of a cock in close up, with nothing to compare it to for scale, and as most don't have any distinguishing features, how do they tell them apart???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Firstly, I would like to apologise in advance for offending you. Secondly, all in all your profile and photos make me a little queasy. Now please refer back to firstly. I agree with 50z about profile coaching. By helping someone build a more “enticing” profile, they will lure in people that expect the qualities we have all suggested to include/exclude. Therefore, we are not doing anyone any favours and by helping build a better profile it will only lead to disappointment all around as the OP will not be able to deliver and the person that will be attracted to the new profile will not be meeting the type of person he/she expected. A persons profile (selections, text and photos) is an insight into who they are (if they are honest), whom they want to attract and be perceived as (If I want to attract men that treat me like dirt, then I will construct my profile accordingly) or who they’d like to be – or a combination of all and probably more. Naturally, this is just my opinion and I am all about being kind, caring, supportive and helpful – but sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The plate pic is the best. The rest dont really do much for me. Sorry just being honest.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    why bothernot like many people look at profiles anyway , to busy in forums or chatit's only us blokes who tend to profile surf (and i am going by my own stats on profiles hits which after seven years.. tells me females don't look at profiles ) sh*t load of blokes and coupes do

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Lmao..........@. "slobber over it"......thats fucking priceless...........very very amusing.....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'icumfast' Ozboy, and a few others:Dont know if you have regularly gone to the gym, but there are SEVENTY YEAR OLDS who are CUT.I only WISH i could be cut like that at their age. Yeah Ive seen those "cut" 75 year olds at the beach, they remind me of skun and tanned rabbits.The younger ones who are cut remind me of a flesh toned lycra body suit stuffed with walnuts on a hot day.No fanks.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    99 here, ozboy lol still confused as to WHY he did the ol' switchero with the wrestlers body hmmm it does suggest he either has a very unimpressive body or he has some serious body confidence issues. I suggest u put a pic of ur own body up. Hell it might not be everyone's cup of tea but who cares someone out there may be interested. And before u say it, i DID have face pics posted up until a week ago, when a male work college found my profile on here.. Less hornieness on the profile- we know, we're all horny. Put a bit more of ur personality into it and just be urself. Plus ICUMFAST doesn't exactly give me hope of a nice long sex session with u.. Brings to mind that guy out of the American Pie movie that cums prematurely on web cam lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    to some of you, thank you for your advice, especially Lad, (good marketing advice:)Miis poppins:sorry, can i get u a vomit bag?:)all babes: Unimpressive body?Yes, now i have a MOON TAN, but TWENTY YEARS of working out EVERY DAY in the U.S. Army can DO something for you. Then I would go to the gym at night.and do 10k runs on the weekend.FOR FUNCarried my house around on my back, an M60 machine gun, Kevlar, flak vest,ammo, grenades, food, water.In the middle of the frickin' desert.While some jerk is trying to KILL YOU.How many people on this site move little more than their mouse clicking fingersI shave my beard and cut my hair and have 25 year old women hitting on me because they say i am built like a 35 year oldnot bragging, just stating facts.Let me in with the 'wrestling' crowd, throwing chairs at each other.I prefer cage matches because THEY are real.Yes, I am half the size of most of the steroid induced freaks.BUT it would be ME walking out with a necklace of ears.Old and battered as I am now.I might be out of shape but didnt forget how to fight.And THAT demon stays in the bottle.and to be honest. MANY people on here are REALLY shallow and go all about looks, and i play that card.Have met far more people randomly out in THE REAL world than on here.mostly here for the forums now.I really dont like face pics because there are some ruthless people out there that will try to destroy your career and personal life just because they have a grudge.was just asking for advice, but some people want a pissing contest.dont need it.beyond that I have to prove N O T H I N G to nobody.I spilled MY bloodcase closed

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    (rendered speechless & feels positively giddy)@ jdex572 - very nice profile and ummmm exceptional body (runs off blushing )(crap, runs back as she forgot to make a point)Now here is an example of a great profile - complete, witty, literate, enticing and gosh very tasteful photos.....72 was a very good year (tries to play it cool - walks off confidently and trips over)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I am not surprised that you are familiar with the term drool....I still don't believe you exist,ya just get all those friends to say that you do.   icumfast ,you are currently top of my highly entertaining list.....you rock...a different pic a day....great way to get constant clicks on ya profile.....   You and jdex in a feature film,The Bold and the Beautiful....or The Young and the Rustless

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    who cares, theirs aways someone that wingers o.n these site put them up dont put them up as for head hunters,well if their on here and say something then it also reveals them ,so again who cares.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    mmmmm would love to look at jdex shlong anywhere,anytime.best screen pic evaaaaaaa xx