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Hypothetical - Just for fun

March 16 2010

A friend of mine has instructions to remove certain items from my house, should I die. Basically so some rellies don't have heart failure, should they be involved in going through my stuff lol. I have nothing that would bother my friends mind you, or that they havent seen already, just the collection of school uniforms, an impressive toybox, bdsm dvds etc etc oh yeah and stock from Miss Honey's norty toy shop (shhh), that I finkies may shock an Aunt or two. So as a hypothetical. You are away on business. You have a two hour time frame to send someone in to remove the embarrassing/incriminating/offending items, before your house is descended upon by family members/work friends needing emergency accommodation. 1. Who do you trust to do the job? 2. What do you get them to remove? 3. Who are you most hiding it from lol? hmmm better put me puter on that list too. Geez it is hard maintaining this angel charade from my Aunts. Have fun! xx Miss Honey xx <

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16 years ago

Good Point Miss Honey... I lay in bed wondering about this stuff.......when im not doing other things. Having experienced the "going thru of stuff" when both my mother and then my father died....Nothing will be sacred or hidden fast enough !!!! !lol I always think Im hiding it all from my son......oh the damage and the therapy bills...there goes his inheritence !! But...he knows im a "swinger"...just not sure he really knows what that is.....nor do I . He was impressed when I got a tatt.....he knows im single and dating online......I dont quite know why im hiding anything LOL My sisters however.....my brothers........oh dear. Work mates......theyd never suspect..(do they ??) ahhh who gives....Ill be dead anyway...itll give the grand kids/neices something to whisper about ...... Did you hear about great aunty.....what do you think she did with that ??? thank goodness for a well stocked kitchen....... lol sheepish miss b

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16 years ago

As to my toybox and costumes - let them stand as testimony to the fact that I enjoyed my kink and my playtimes and I had a life!! I like to shock people so I would be happy in the knowlege that I would be giving them one from the grave.

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16 years ago

Draw full of Condoms, Bong,Computer...... Not sure who i would trust..but its got me thinking now....might get a safe and lock thing in there..lol

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16 years ago

Aha...Miss Honey aka Undercover cop with the vice squad....single...hope u like a bit of back door action...hehe

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16 years ago

eh, I won't be embarassed i'll be dead.Though for people who want to keep their computer files hidden away I'd suggest TrueCrypt, it is free and very effective.

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16 years ago

well i have already left instructions that when i die i wish to have an open casket, to be buried totally naked with 6 hot topless men carrying my casket.....im hoping they drop me and i roll out...id find that so funny heheheso i figger if when my friends and family go through my stuff and find everything naughty im starting to build up...then hehehe sucked in to all of them it will be payback for every embarressing thing they have all ever put me through lol because like sydneyboy says " I won't be embarassed i'll be dead"...but it does make me think...what will they do with all of our goodies?....wash and use them, throw them out, give them away as gifts or maybe give them to vinnies...where do you want your stuff to end up?...show and tell maybe for your 5 year old lol...the mind boggles lmaoroxxy xxx

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16 years ago

A couple of christmases ago sitting with my mum and nan watching a CSI episode with lady heather... mum says to my nan "Jules is into all that weird kinky shit"Mum can find whatever she finds - serves her right!!!

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16 years ago

Quoting 'geturroxyoff' well i have already left instructions that when i die i wish to have an open casket, to be buried totally naked with 6 hot topless men carrying my casket.....im hoping they drop me and i roll out...id find that so funny heheheso i figger if when my friends and family go through my stuff and find everything naughty im starting to build up...then hehehe sucked in to all of them it will be payback for every embarressing thing they have all ever put me through lol because like sydneyboy says " I won't be embarassed i'll be dead"...but it does make me think...what will they do with all of our goodies?....wash and use them, throw them out, give them away as gifts or maybe give them to vinnies...where do you want your stuff to end up?...show and tell maybe for your 5 year old lol...the mind boggles lmaoroxxy xxx gunna see what they got in the sexual deviant isle.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaor the salvo's ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl, you a cracker hun.

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